my mom acually thinks she good at poker and whenever she watches a poker show with me I get this

"what does he have I cant see"
"pocket kings"
"what does that mean"
"he has two kings in the hole"
"what does the hole mean"
"he started with them"
"oh, is that good"
"yes"
"what is the other person have"
"King 4"
"is that good?"
"no"
"why is he betting"
"he's bluffing"
"what does that mean"

....and this goes on for two hours....i need help

see also develop the "revolutionary" idea to check when you have a good hand and fool your opponents....dea.d serious, she thought no one else had thought of that

Cute.

why the hell are you here? to annoy us and prove your stupidity? what is it

I'm here to make fun of stupid people...i'm sorry, you're just an easy target.

"I'm here to make fun of stupid people..."

I've found that most of the stupid people on this forum are here to make fun of stupid people. You're not one of them are you?

I watch poker with my mom sometimes. She went through a phase where she asked some of the same questions your mom did, but now she actually comes up with some pretty interesting observations.

Eddie...

A couple of years ago i was like your mom. I had absolutley no clue but it looked interesting. The more I watched, the more I learned.

I think I watched on TV for 2 years before I went on line and played with play money.

Watch out. Your mom may be playing with you soon and taking all of your money. She seems like she wants to learn.

I'm here to make fun of stupid people...i'm sorry, you're just an easy target.

really? because to what Ive seen, Smash has made you look like the dumbest person in the world

<--- here to make fun of stupid people to, I just do it at the appropriate times. I suggest you learn what those times are, also.


I sent my mother 10 bucks to play pstars. She's gone two weeks with it, but she's losing money slowly. So I gave her my Phil Hellmuth book to see if I can make her lose more faster, lol