MY DUMBASS MICROWAVE WONT COOK THE INSIDE OF MY ****ING MICROWAVABLE PIZZA...BURN IN HELL MICROWAVE

I hope by Microwavable pizza you actually mean hot pocket or something similar, otherwise, by better pizza.

Microwaves are rigged.

Maybe by "Microwavable pizza" they mean "Not Microwavable pizza".

its that new Digiorno microwavable pizza..."Cook in your microwave and the pizza will come out exactly like it does from the oven!"

Bull-****ing-Shit

Mr. Digiorno needs to be microwaved, thats the only solution here

no, stop buying that Digiorno trash and get tombstone or red baron, then get a Pizzazz Pizza Maker, problem solved.

better than what always happens to me. apparently, the kind people over at hot pockets have come up with a way to, in 30 seconds, heat the inside of a steak and cheese hot pocket to approximately the surface temperature of the sun, while leaving the outside a luke warm. my tongue has still not forgiven me for that shit.

hotpockets are overrated, you need to buy the triangular shaped Red Baron version of them.

french bread pizza from costco.... it seems you do not know your microwave...

I don't own a microwave..however, I do own a really big clock that occasionally will cook sh*t.




R.I. P. Hedberg

I want a clock that cooks shit.

the clock on this 20 pound piece of shit here doesnt even have a clock

Did you quit playing cards and get a new job?

Like, working for Red Baron?

Also, **** regular pizza; buy Red Baron breakfast pizzas. I'm starving myself at the moment so I can turn vag out on a semiregular basis in the near future, but when I'm eating more than 900 calories a day, I love Breakfast Pizzas

no, red baron is money though, that's why I'm pimping them out.

If you'll notice, immediately after I chastised you for your RedBaron pimping, I decided I couldn't pass up the chance to toss props to one of their lesser-known products.

I concur. Redbaron is money

i've never had their breakfast pizza before, usually everything that's breakfast food that you would microwave has always tasted really bad. But I'll try them next time i go to grocery store.

I'd suggest Bacon egg and Cheese, or Western Scramble. The Sausage ones aren't that great.

Wang

definitely the bacon scramble....niiiiice

Next time, put it in the oven

what?!

-what time is it?
-14
-what?
-it says 14
-push clear
-oh...

this got a chuckle ...

norton can be clever..

either that or i'm over tired

ahhh yes...reliving the threads of yesteryear

TTIUWP

#1 even bad pizza ia good pizza

#2 turn the power level down and let it cook longer. this should make it cook more even

-pizza expert Ian

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Naaah... Jam the door switch so it cooks with the door open... oh, and stand real close.....

im eating a digirno right now

FYP

I chuckled.........Koop made me chuckle. I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket.

Dude that would be awesome if clocks had clocks. If you clock broke, you could just check your clock's clock to see what time it is.

Pizzazz Pizza maker is the greatest invention ever. The inventor shoulda have won the noble peace prize

My microwave is also godawful. It's so small that when you try to make microwave popcorn, instead of spinning like it's supposed to, the bag just gets stuck and it burns everything toward the bottom of the bag.

This post is worthless.

+1

Get delivery

I Love it.

ahhh, the memoriesssssssssssss

Try the BBQ.



See ya in the drunk thread !

woooot

this was my first thread

siiiigh

i am honored to have been a part of it

I have to say that the toaster oven is pretty awesome. Everything gets crispy like is should, but it seems to go faster IMO. Of course it wont hold a whole pizza, so I guess it isn't as good at a real oven.

ya...i wanted a toaster oven...but they forbid them at my school

i disobeyed a bit tho...had a coffeepot

lol

mozza poppers>microwave pizza

Sorry, guess I'm a few years late to this party

well, OBV

I wish I would have seen this in 06. Thats word for word Mitch Hedburg.