so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.
as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!

anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...

i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...

he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)

so i deliberate in my head for a moment and without even considering my words, i blurt out, "i'm gonna lick."

he leans across the counter with a sly smile and responds, "i'll bet you would."

And then you two lived happily ever after.

this guy was actually funny for once lol

i'm a fan of johnboy


this forum is a much more effective time killer with him around

The only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.

I got a warning message last night, and I think suited up did too. He may not want to respond in fear of getting kicked out of his own social life.

Ummmm...can we not use DICK and LICK in the same forum posting.....and for the record.......I bet you would!!

meh... its fine. i dont have to go back to classes til the end of march... i doubt ill be posting much by then anyway, cuz i wont be on a computer all day.....

so a little temporary stupidity will do me fine.

Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned?

The sad thing is that he's most likely used this line at least a dozen times.

Actually I didn't... that was just you!

Oh no! So, what did you do last night. Talk to hot chicks on the computer for like two hours? You're an animal.

that's why its funny......

dont you guys see that he's just having a good time and pissing all of you off for the sheer fun of it? i would do it too, but when i started posting there werent enough members for it to be worthwhile... you guys already know me a little so its too late to start now.... that and i actually enjoy real conversation with all of u.,... you're good people.

i might go join another forum just to do what he's doing.

How exactly does that fit into this conversation? Or how does anything you ever say fit into a conversation?

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

boooooooooo!!! Billy Madison rip-off!!

now time to get back on topic. What found most funny about Daniel's Quizno's experiment was how utterly blatant the guy was towrds him. He might as well have had a big placard for daniel stating his intentions so Daniel could've avoided it. Now the question is did the guy recognize Daniel and approach him because of that, or did he just want some fun with some random guy

What else can you expect Daniel? There's a reason California is known as the "Land of Fruits and Nuts."

hahaha... i havent seen that movie in years

What a dick

You could join under another name. wink wink

meh... entirely too lazy for that

not really that tough

iP Numbers don't change names Sorry budz lol, and JohnBoyz antics are getting old, fast...

have a pinch of skoal, and see that he's just having fun... thats what i do... although i'm a mint man.... but i do enjoy the occasional straight

Man, I would have reported him if he said that. That's sexual harassment. But then again, so is my avatar.

Grizzly wintergreen here. Kodiak once a month, but not more than that or the dentist will notice. That stuff kills my gums if i do more than a couple cans in a row

I enjoy his comments... other than 50% of them.. you know the 50% that say "You're a dick" after quoting Suited_Up!

Anyways... I took your advice w/ the straight, Mint just don't do anything for me what can I say. The straight puts hair on ya chest!
I just think the entire flaming thing has to stop, and quite literally half of JohnBoy's posts are flames... come up with your own ideas john you don't need to quote someone before you type you know, theres a "post reply" button you can hit near the "quote" button

if you were in philly in april, id invite you along for a card game, OAR, and dips

me and johnboy are engaged in conversation in the music post.... all legit posts too!

I know I saw the OAR post and my heart went warm

i'm glad to find some fellow fans on here... i've asked a few times and got the cold shoulder.


i knew you were out there!!

lol


btw.. the final verdict for the music question was def. o.a.r. my ipod went dead :? but their music is free on their site.

You're a .... wonderful human being

Save your cash for cards, switch to Grizzly.

the wal mart back at home was selling grizzly for 99 cents a tin one time for some reason.... i got a few of them, but it was all terrible flavors. peach and some other shit like that.

ill check out their mint next time i see it... its really gonna piss off the foreign people at 7-11 here in the city tho, cuz it took me a year to teach them to understand what i wanted

Yeah

They always give me the wrong stuff. I end up getting two year old snuff and making a mess of it. Long Cut only please

i've tried just asking by color.... but that doesnt work either for some reason.......... im not really sure what to do when that fails.

All this thread is missing is a post from Joe Dirt.

you killed my story and called me gay?
what's up with that?
is this allowed?
do you moderators regularly change the forum posts to make fun of your participants?

if you want to take a shot at me, do it in a fair and open way. don't put words into my post that makes it *look* like i said them...

it was a harmless TRUE story that in no way gay bashes.
with your changes, now it does...

plus you made it unfunny. and unfunny sucks.

i ask kindly...
please fix it back to my original post or take it down. :wink:

my ORIGINAL POST:


so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.
as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!

anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...

i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...

he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)

so i deliberate in my head for a moment and without even considering my words, i blurt out, "i'm gonna lick."

he leans across the counter with a sly smile and responds, "i'll bet you would."

i think i just figured out what is going on here.

haha.

i'm an idiot.

now that's funny.

gay

queer

****

shit

pussywillow

dickhead

So I can say queer, but I can't say ****.

Okay.

I wonder if I can say **********?

asswipe?

****face?

what happens when i do this...

g a y ?

s h i t ?

okay. i think i've got a handle on it now.
sorry those swear words got through the censor thing.
i'll be good now.

i think i'm talking to myself though.

I was 17 when I saw a two-piece purple suit at goodwill for $12. It was truly a bombastic monstrosity in and of itself, but with my prescription raybans, a toothpick, and my ugly-ass polyesther green+white pattern shirt, it was sort of a manna from clothing heaven.. Thing was about 4" too big in the waist, so i had to fold part of the waste over itself and wear a belt.

Anyways, I went to seven-eleven to buy something or another with my brother and a friend on our way to the bowling alley. Guy hits on me pretty much in the exact same way..

I could tell another story about the time I was invited, unwittingly, to a bisexual orgy at the wyndham in philadelphia but.. uh.. I smelled something fishy. I got a compliment, second-hand, from the dude who offered the invitation, tho.. "He's ugly, but he looks like he'd be a good f***."

But I won't.

-adam

his post here was good, but sometimes I don't think he tries hard enough.

-adam

See I'm lucky in that I never have to worry about getting hit on by guys. I'm short (5'7") stocky (aka FAT) and I shave my head. How I landed an attractive wife is so beyond me.

Duff

p.s. I was a mint skoal guy for years. you can put one in and leave it in for hours. Now I'm an apple guy, just like the taste. I could never get into straight though just didn't do it for me. And every now and then I'll buy a can of Kodiak.

There are too many of these auto-replacements for words on the forums.

I guess it was kinda funny, but when you have random non-swear four-letter words getting replaced and only a few people get the joke, it isn't worth the sacrifice of having the rest of the posters wonder what the hell people are talking about.

my .02,
-adam