Those women need to stop being so uptight (no pun intended).  There were about 3 pages of requests in the army thread for me to describe why anyone would want to have anal sex and what happens during the course of it.  So, I obliged by giving them a description.

The line of reasoning is that by calling someone an idiot, you are degrading and insulting them.  You're using this aggressive behavior with the intention of offending them (malice).

By describing anal sex to those that ask for a description, I am informing people who may be ignorant of the act of the biological reasons that some men enjoy anal sex.  There is no malice.  Nobody is trying to insult or offend anyone.  It's a factual discussion.

That's the difference.

Oh, and you just offended me.  I'm telling.

If you tell on me, I'm banning you.

Please describe anal sex.

Thanks in advance.

yeah what's with the tease. if you don't post it soon, i'm going to have to keep arguing about stupid crap. no one wants that.

we want details from :? :wink: :-) :eh: :drool: :dance: :shock: :!: :!: :!:

i never realized how many emoticons could potentially be dirty.

you guys know he was talking about male on male anal sex, right?

yes

http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...amp;start=26080

Bottom of the page.

Thanks...just read it.

Interesting, but nothing too unexpected.

I hear most guys are either pitchers or catchers...all I want to know is what happens if two dudes go home together and find out they're both pitchers.

Thanks...just read it.

Interesting, but nothing too unexpected.

I hear most guys are either pitchers or catchers...all I want to know is what happens if two dudes go home together and find out they're both pitchers.

I love Anal Sex.

Too bad my wife hasn't let me go offroading in almost 3 years now....

Jusat got an idea....gonna try to get her drunk tonight...it might be worth a try....

Good luck man. Just make sure the strap on she gets isn't too big...you don't want to have trouble sitting down tomorrow.


Bleacher and Shake...both good answers.

Good luck man. Just make sure the strap on she gets isn't too big...you don't want to have trouble sitting down tomorrow.


Bleacher and Shake...both good answers.

I'm charming. And sexy.

Anal sex is something that's done for pleasure and that isn't done to anger or insult people. It's done as an expression of love between two people.

Well, yes. I knew this but I thought you saved that part just for me.

Oh sorry, I didn't see that post.

He's my entertainment. Kind of like a clown. To amuse me. Or maybe the little poodle that sits in the corner barking at you when you break into someone's house. You laugh at a little, pity it because it's so small and then kick it down the stairs.

Oh sorry, I didn't see that post.

He's my entertainment. Kind of like a clown. To amuse me. Or maybe the little poodle that sits in the corner barking at you when you break into someone's house. You laugh at a little, pity it because it's so small and then kick it down the stairs.

Rene, I don't get it. What does this have to do with you?

Also,

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Too funny.

Besides, how else am I gonna up my post-count so I can be one of the cool people?

By posting what I'm thinking about having for lunch?

i bet i have a bigger dick than your mom.

You brought me into it with this:

Most of you need a course or two in rhetoric.

I saw Jayson playing in the protege freerolls on the weekend.

LOL

Most of you need a course or two in rhetoric.

do u know if that wass really him or was it anotherr member messn around?

Most of you need a course or two in rhetoric.

Educate me, Spade.

Nice to see you in OT.

Is that like Rhubella?

Or Rheumatoid Arthritis?

Yeah, I gotta call BS on that. You obviously do know of my posting habits because it became clear during this conversation that you are an army lurker. It might not have been directed at me personally but it was directed at the army.

But, whatever. Like DannyG said, it's stupid to argue about post counts.

I do, however, think it would be nice if you found another target for your anger and laid off Custom for a while though. Can you imagine how much crap he takes as a mod? And how hard it would be for you to not lash out at everyone who takes a shot at you?

Anyway....

+1

wonder how many people regularly lurk the army. im like 300 pages behind.

I wonder that myself.

i bet it's a lot. you guys should all agree to stay away for a day or something and see how many views it gets. and while i'm throwing out ludicrous, impossible suggestions....buy me a car

I saw Jayson playing in the protege freerolls on the weekend.