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Diabolical
Did I ever Tell you........................................ How I became Diabolical?
Diabolical
The story of my demise is very long, .............................. As I have stated in my last post about the subject.

To Re cap,//////////////////////////////// I was having An incredible time being a poker player/gambler. I felt like I was some sort of celeb, In my own way.


Smiling faces came from everywhere. That was a bad thing

You never know who your real friends are. You never know who will be there if you slide down the slippery slope of foolishness. Because...................... the path I chose, is, not was, to be a professional poker player. And most of the vets at the commerce told me not to do it!!!!!
They told me to keep my job and this.................................. "If your smart enough to make it in your "business" profession, then you should stay with that.

Because "This Is A Hard Way,................... To make An Easy Living."





I didn't believe them.
Diabolical
But I didn't care


I'm ___ _________ !!!!!!!!!!!!! I can do Anything!!!!!


I've excelled in almost everything I've tried to do!!!


Why Can't I do this?

I've been studyin lots of poker players by now. I knew it was possible.

And before the boom,.......................................... There wasn't all the money that is there now.

So I squashed the good advise,................................................. and Went for it
Diabolical
I had a friend who came along.

Except, He didn't quit his job. But,.................. He was with me till the wee hours of the night, ,................................... GAMBLING at commerce and the Bike.

I had other friends that he also knew


These were my long time friends and some of them I went to grammar school with.


Well,............................... I won't dive into that story,................. but I will tell you that my extroverted personality would make alot of these guys not like me out of jealousy, hate and greed.

Cause,................ you see......................... I was known by many as someone who would "definately" make it in the world.

This,................ cause of there "unsureness" about there own lives, made them resent me and "secretly" wanted me to fail.

I use to ignore this and I would accept them for who they were and I felt that if I made something of myself, I would help them out as well. I had alot of love in me back then. I wanted everyone else to experience "happiness" aS WELL. But.......................................... The world doesn't work that way. I have learned.

Poeple ........................................... alot of them but not all, are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin evil to the core.



I was so charismatic, that my friends would not let me meet there girlfriends or any one they wanted to be with. Plus,..................... They would even make up shiiat about me in order to put me in a bad light with chicks i've never even met.

I had a "best" friend who was very good looking and all the chicks wanted to be with him...................................... That fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckhead never set me up with "one chick" and also would try and take away anybody that I was tryin to get with. We would go to all the house party's together when we were young. I was very shy back then. And wasn;t very good at playin the game. So...................................... I would be the one who never scored. hahahahahhahahahhahahahha!!! Dam, that sucked alot for me.


My friends knew me from school. And they knew if the "regular bunch of chicks" knew my personality, they would have some serious competition on there hands.

Not that I would be like that. I'm not the kind of person to get off on makin another feel bad or unhappy about themselves. I was one that wanted "everyone" to be happy. Cause I know what it's like to be the "King" of conversation and relations. But I also know what it's like to be the outcast and the one who is ousted by the majority.

Because of this and my "catholic school" upbringing, not to mention that my father was murdered when I was only three, I had a good heart for people who had low spirits and wanted everyone to enjoy life for a while. If "a while" was the only way they could.

I love to make people laugh. It makes me laugh inside. It makes my day when someone smiles genuinely because I made them do it. I guesse I'm a "sad clown" Hahahahahahahahahahaahah


So,.................... I was abused "so to speak" by my "friends " and I learned after about 10 years of takin all there shiiiat, That I should do my own thing and find my own way.

So I did. And I wrote about how I started in the world of commerce, vegas and pickin up chicks. You can look in my archives if you need to catch up with the story. "The sexy woman on this forum" and "Did I ever tell you............. Diabolical" will get you up to date.



So back to this,..................... Things were great for me on my own. Except................. I had a troll with me who was reporting all my "success" to my former friends. And these jealous, vindictive, slimey motha fuuuuuuuuukers felt like they had to destroy my happiness.

And then................................. the demons came. I didn't know they were comin, or I would have prepared for them. I thought that they were far from my , then, present lifstyle. So....................................... exit................................... stage left................................. to the set ups.
zedd2005
who give a shi.t.

i mean come on u twt whos gonna read all that, i got bored halfway through. and stop showing off, ur not the only one to go to a catholic grammar school u pompous twt
Diabolical
I like this one. I think dude is sincere



QUOTE (zedd2005)
who give a shi.t.  

i mean come on u twt whos gonna read all that, i got bored halfway through. and stop showing off, ur not the only one to go to a catholic grammar school u pompous twt




hahahahhaahahahahahahahah

And now.......................... for some comercials
Diabolical
I like that song "Golddigga"

Catchy tune
Diabolical
any of you remember that movie "Grease"?



"grease is the word'



Great song
Diabolical
some poker shhhiat:



When the flop come,........................................... don't look at it.


Look at your opponents. Look at there reactions to the flop. Look at what there "tryin to hide" or the obviousness of it all



YOU CAN LOOK AT THE FLOP ANY TIME YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! LOOk at it either ; when it's your turn to act, or................................. wait for the turn and .................... check raise or make a move.
Diabolical
the above.......................................................... is a gem of info

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :wink:
Golden
Wow. Just, wow.

I don't think I have ever seen a worse thread.
Diabolical
QUOTE (Golden)
Wow.  Just, wow.

I don't think I have ever seen a worse thread.


heh............................... Iv'e never seen you before.................. yet you have so many posts.

You must spew your shiiiat in strategy



hahhahahahahahahha..


go have some coffee and get back to work. I hear your boss callin you
insano
go.......away........no.....one.....wants................to.......hear
.......your.......boring......stories
zedd2005
bwahahahhahaha
ur a dumb fuc


nuff sed
Diabolical
If some dude raises "all in' on the turn................. you have 85 buck in a 100 dollar buy in. he has maybe 200.

Then............................................ dude takes a biiiiiiiiiiiiig swig of beer, or tells the dealer to put a timer on you when it hasn't been that long, Dude is Full OF SHHiat!!!!!!!!

Call your chips all in.
Diabolical
a lesson in life,.................................


If some dude starts talkin shiiat to you bout how he is goin to kick your arse,........................................... and he goes on and on. If you get fed up..................................... and tell him, "Let's go then............. let's see what you got." And he continues to talk shiiiiiat,....................... then that guy doesn't want to fight.

He's scared of you

He wants to scare you out of fighting him
Ron_Mexico
it.....appears that....you may be.......competing....in..the.....dumbest.....human...alive......compe
tition soon...


I have....my.....money......on you for......a clean........sweep.

congrats in advance.....

You are a......champion....in...my eyes.
speedz99
double post
speedz99
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
it.....appears that....you may be.......competing....in..the.....dumbest.....human...alive......compe
tition soon...


I have....my.....money......on you for......a clean........sweep.

congrats in advance.....

You are a......champion....in...my eyes.


I can't believe you copied my sig.
Diabolical
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
it.....appears that....you may be.......competing....in..the.....dumbest.....human...alive......compe
tition soon...


I have....my.....money......on you for......a clean........sweep.

congrats in advance.....

You are a......champion....in...my eyes.


I thought you were gay?


Your the one who like to talk about hairy arse and how your goin to get it.
Hahahahahhahaahahhahahaha. Ron_Mexico hahahahahhahahahahhahah


Your a pethetic mexican who got a little fame cause DN mentioned you.
Your the one thats a joke.

I live in La. In a city called Rosemead. By rosemead Highschool. Any time my south of the border nemesis.
Hobbes
................................................................
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (Diabolical)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
it.....appears that....you may be.......competing....in..the.....dumbest.....human...alive......compe
tition soon...


I have....my.....money......on you for......a clean........sweep.

congrats in advance.....

You are a......champion....in...my eyes.


I thought you were gay?


Your the one who like to talk about hairy arse and how your goin to get it.
Hahahahahhahaahahhahahaha. Ron_Mexico hahahahahhahahahahhahah


Your a pethetic mexican who got a little fame cause DN mentioned you.
Your the one thats a joke.

I live in La. In a city called Rosemead. By rosemead Highschool. Any time my south of the border nemesis.


More proof that you will win the dumbest human alive. I'm pressing my bet. Thank you.
You don't read the forum much do you?

Matt, what are you talking about? I've never seen you with a sig like this.

I love this movie and own it. I used that speech on my answering machine years ago.. So take that.

Jeff.

What's your favorite Seinfeld quote?

I like Kramer's giddyup
Diabolical
oh ....................... by the way Ronnie, I'm mexican too.

But not like you. I love America. I AM AMERICAN!!!! 4th Generation buddy. And if I had it my way,...................... every third saturday of the month, it would be legal to shoot any bald head motha ****aaann chillie eater with a white tee shirt on and baggy pants.
Ron_Mexico
Speedz, when did you do that?

I've never seen it.


Mine is better btw. And more apropos.
speedz99
Oh...I didn't realize it was a quote...I thought it was a Jeff Original (so it was a joke saying I had it first). Weak joke.

I'll change my sig to my favorite Seinfeld quote.
Hobbes
QUOTE (Diabolical)
oh ....................... by the way Ronnie, I'm mexican too.  

But not like you.  I love America. I AM AMERICAN!!!! 4th Generation buddy. And if I had it my way,...................... every third saturday of the month, it would be legal to shoot any bald head motha censored chillie eater with a white tee shirt on and baggy pants.


Bill Brasky hates Mexicans. And he's half Mexican. And he hates irony!
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (Hobbes)
QUOTE (Diabolical)
oh ....................... by the way Ronnie, I'm mexican too.  

But not like you.  I love America. I AM AMERICAN!!!! 4th Generation buddy. And if I had it my way,...................... every third saturday of the month, it would be legal to shoot any bald head motha censored chillie eater with a white tee shirt on and baggy pants.


Bill Brasky hates Mexicans. And he's half Mexican. And he hates irony!


I like Mexicans.

Who else can you get oranges from on the freeway?
zedd2005
hey diabolical ure a fucin twattt
a dumb fucin twattt
in fact if i was an american like u, (but im not) then i would go fuc myself u fucin obese yank bastad. i have nothing against americans in fact i like them but ure setting a bad example
u fucin cuntt
when was the last time u ate a burger u fucin fat bastad



wait i aint finished yet






ur mum a stripper?
a coke head?
both
the fucin junkie, gave birth to scum like u




ure dad, low life trailer park trash? sounds about right



brothers sisters, wait let me get it right.....ure brothers pim.p out ure sisters






as for u, u fucin loser go find a donkey to fuc u jackasss



















aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhh
much better
Diabolical
Poker Lesson:

Never fold under intimidation.

I have said in other posts that mexicans will use intimidation to beat you in the game of poker,.............................. and life for that matter.


But....................... If you fight back......................... they will retreat to there pathetic lives and you will be victorious. Watch out when you leave the casino though. RON Wetback will be waiting with his buddies and try to gun you down.


Every casino in LA has Velet though and will also walk you to your car if you choose not to park in velet.


Speakin of......................................... man......................... commerce sucks now. The place is jammed packed and if you go to the bar,.............................. you see a bunch of dumb arse "RON Mexicos" at the bar who have nothing better to do except harrass the people around them and act a fool.

It was never like that before the poker boom.

Ron Mexicos never knew that casinos excisted in LA. It sucks that his kind knows now.
speedz99
New sig.

I'm not happy with it, but it'll do for now.
Ron_Mexico
Everyone, come look. I found Retardedville.
Diabolical
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
Everyone, come look.  I found Retardedville.


is that your best............................. no learnin motha fuuuuuuucka
speedz99
QUOTE (Diabolical)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
Everyone, come look.  I found Retardedville.


is that your best............................. no learnin motha fuuuuuuucka


and the mayor speaks...
Diabolical
VIVE ESTADOS UNIDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zedd2005
QUOTE (zedd2005)
hey diabolical ure a fucin twattt  
a dumb fucin twattt
in fact if i was an american like u, (but im not) then i would go fuc myself u fucin obese yank bastad. i have nothing against americans in fact i like them but ure setting a bad example  
u fucin censored
when was the last time u ate a burger u fucin fat bastad



wait i aint finished yet






ur mum a stripper?
a coke head?
both  
the fucin junkie, gave birth to scum like u




ure dad, low life trailer park trash? sounds about right



brothers sisters, wait let me get it right.....ure brothers pim.p out ure sisters






as for u, u fucin loser go find a donkey to fuc u jackasss



















aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhh
much better



also


u cant play poker for shittt. and ure wifes on wwww.stupidfucinbitcheshavingsexformoney.com
zedd2005
hey diabolical, hows it feel to have ure shit.t pushed in?
zedd2005
hey diabolical where u gone, u good for nothing bag of shitt
zedd2005
diabolical, u got a coc the size of a pea
zedd2005
diablical ure a fucin puff
Diabolical
QUOTE (zedd2005)
hey diabolical, hows it feel to have ure censored.t pushed in?


I was watchin Pulp Fiction the other day

I thought I heard that "ZEDD was DEAD"?

Zedds dead..........................................

No need to participate if your dead Zedd.
zedd2005
nope zedds right here waiting to kick ure fucin head in
Diabolical
any way,


Hahahahahahhahhahahahaaahaahahha

(little kids havin fun)


Poker lesson:

don't fall in love with a waitress at the casino where you play. It can only lead to trouble.

For one, it kills your game for any other female you meet there. (The Casino has eyes everywhere) Employees will tell her if your flirting.

Two,......................... there's too much politics in the whole thing. Other guys that were with her or wanted to be with her are there. And you don't know who they are right away. So that breeds snitches and storytellers.

And three; It's not a good sight to see every guy in the casino tryin to pick up your chick.




So if you want to be with a waitress,................


don't tell the world about it

don't fall in love

if you do, it better be the one and get her out of there
Diabolical
QUOTE (zedd2005)
nope zedds right here waiting to kick ure fucin head in


Was that your best. hahahahahahahhaahhaahahahhaah

ok


call me when you get in town
zedd2005
im still waiting u sissy
zedd2005
alright later i cant be asked with this shitt. rest assured ure a fucin fag,


nuff sed u fucin dic ryding faggot
Diabolical
well,........................... according to his last post,............... zedd is gone


I'm glad to see the angry white boy with a gun decided to leave.


now we can talk more about "general" poker instead of this nonsense
speedz99
It's like watching two retarded monkeys trying to debate postmodernism.
Diabolical
I will represent the ones that are too afraid to represent themselves

Don't be afraid to say what you want on this site.

RON Weennie And Zedd "the Dead" are not scary to me

I'm here to help the newbs and anyone who wants to participate


My name Is --- ---------

DIABOLICAL
suicideking
DEAR GOD,

Please bestow a dancing lock and all the holiness associated with it upon this thread.

Love,

Everyone with a fully functioning brain.
Diabolical
QUOTE (suicideking)
DEAR GOD,  

Please bestow a dancing lock and all the holiness associated with it upon this thread.  

Love,  

Everyone with a fully functioning brain.


a guy names "suicide" king is askin god to do something for him

thats against what god teaches!!

hahahahhahahhahaahhaha if you choose suicide



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