Ok...how about I do this instead!!

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There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice.

Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

Again, he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.
He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe."

He goes to The Horseshoe.

The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."

He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP.

He goes to his assigned tournament table.
The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd.

The voice says, "Go all in."

He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.

The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h.

The voice says, "Damn."

It's amazing you can talk with his cack in your mouth. It must be a small one...

I have way more than you.

This has been a quality read.

play in traffic

blindfolded

with your legs shackled together

Run through your local mall naked sceaming "Hey look at me, I'm naked", because you obviously want attention.

Do I have to be naked? Because, you know, I'm bashful. :oops:

this guy wnats more attention that teneight

self-quote from one of the other 40 threads like this.

Maybe one more....



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A guy's wife drives him over to a casino and tells him to call her when he wants her to pick him up.

Feeling cocky, he sits down at a no limit holdem table with $1,000.

After a couple hours, he's lost almost half his bankroll. Desperately hoping to double up and walk away, he looks down at pocket Aces. He pushes in all his remaining chips, only to be called by a woman with pocket 8's who hits a miracle set on the river.

He walks right up to the lady who hit the trips and menacingly asks "Do you have any idea what my wife is gonna do to me when I call and tell her what just happened?"

The woman replies: "no, but if she needs a few tips on how to kick your ass, tell her to give me a call."

it.

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That's not the only thread you do that in. Not only that, you hardly ever post anything with any content anyway.

on a related note, have you ever heard Ted Forrest talking all that much? I've heard him, among table banter, quietly whisper "plus one" every so often. accuracy is key.

would harriet tubman approve?

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I'M ALL IN.