Full Version: The Hideout
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i'm up for it. how much?
QUOTE (gkunit20)
I can't do it. I don't have a real money set up, and I don't think that would go over too well with my family. I could try setting a different sn up.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
dude, its for play money
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
QUOTE (teneight)
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
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incest is -EV
AHHH!!!!
hahaha
Got a good laugh at that one. Nice 10-8.
hahaha
Got a good laugh at that one. Nice 10-8.
Aight, I'm out..
850 for the road.
850 for the road.
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah, sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?” the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah, sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?” the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing."
A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads,' For Women Only'. Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.
The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside.'
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All the men here have it short and thin.'
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long and thin.'
Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and thick.'
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long and thick.'
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads, 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.'
The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside.'
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All the men here have it short and thin.'
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long and thin.'
Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and thick.'
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long and thick.'
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads, 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.'
not bad ten8...but ive heard better.
just made the money in a $1+0 Turbo tourney...finally went out in like 30th or so...made like $4
blinds were at freaking $10,000/$20,000 and i had 28K and change with 44...good enough, until 5 people called, then i figured i was screwed...two fools had my other 4's so i was doomed...oh well, i cashed for the first time in a while...i'll take it
blinds were at freaking $10,000/$20,000 and i had 28K and change with 44...good enough, until 5 people called, then i figured i was screwed...two fools had my other 4's so i was doomed...oh well, i cashed for the first time in a while...i'll take it
Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if it understood.
Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home.
When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school."
The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home.
When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school."
The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
Well, since we're on the relative topic of poker, I wanted to suggest this a while ago, but never got around to it, as I wanted to do when there were a lot of regulars around.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
hahahah...it has begun.!!!
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
Well, since we're on the relative topic of poker, I wanted to suggest this a while ago, but never got around to it, as I wanted to do when there were a lot of regulars around.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
wow...totally left off the list...
was it the yankees suck comments that did me in?
ive got an idea...u guys can call urselves "the navy"...what doi u guys think?
LETS PLAY POKER!
who wants to play me for play money and bragging rights?
who wants to play me for play money and bragging rights?
QUOTE (Vatche)
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
Well, since we're on the relative topic of poker, I wanted to suggest this a while ago, but never got around to it, as I wanted to do when there were a lot of regulars around.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
hahahah...it has begun.!!!
What, exactly, has begun?
and rsmbox, my bad, you were inclued in the "newer posters.."
QUOTE (76clubs)
Id be available to play.
Lets do it tonite later.
Lets do it tonite later.
I was thinking this weekend at some point.. maybe sunday.. if not then some point during the week..
I'm gonna be all over the place after tonight, so i'm not sure if i'll have the time to do it until then
QUOTE (Vatche)
ive got an idea...u guys can call urselves "the navy"...what doi u guys think?
I think you're implying something that isn't a thought among any of the regular posters here
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
QUOTE (Vatche)
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
Well, since we're on the relative topic of poker, I wanted to suggest this a while ago, but never got around to it, as I wanted to do when there were a lot of regulars around.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
hahahah...it has begun.!!!
What, exactly, has begun?
and rsmbox, my bad, you were inclued in the "newer posters.."
wow...and i'm even on page 1...but that's cool, that's cool :-)
QUOTE (rsmbox)
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
QUOTE (Vatche)
QUOTE (CardWarfare)
Well, since we're on the relative topic of poker, I wanted to suggest this a while ago, but never got around to it, as I wanted to do when there were a lot of regulars around.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
I was thinking about putting together a Hideout Freezeout type thing since a lot of people here do the playmoney on pokerroom or FCP or whatever skin, to crown the Hideout Poker Champ.
Since you cant create playmoney private sng's, we could make it more like a steady- blind freezeout, with a uniform buy in, and table stakes.
I was thinking the necessary participants would definately have to be:
golden
gk
76
double
teneight
pckts
myself
that leaves 4 slots for some of the newer posters that have been chillin here lately, like xmarshalx and fphillips etc..
Send me a PM if you'd be interested.
hahahah...it has begun.!!!
What, exactly, has begun?
and rsmbox, my bad, you were inclued in the "newer posters.."
wow...and i'm even on page 1...but that's cool, that's cool :-)
my bad, i just listed people off the top of my head.. but you're invited none theless
just have to make sure i don't donk off the last little $30 i've got on PR till then
it's play money dude
I know a lot of the regulars here dont have real money accounts, so I figured I'd make for play money
I know a lot of the regulars here dont have real money accounts, so I figured I'd make for play money
then i'm sure i can swing it :-)
so i'm sitting around jobless and bored, and it crosses my mind that i can't think of a nickname for pocket 6's...do they have one?
QUOTE (rsmbox)
so i'm sitting around jobless and bored, and it crosses my mind that i can't think of a nickname for pocket 6's...do they have one?
satan?
hey..so when are we setting up this SNG ??? i'm bored
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (rsmbox)
so i'm sitting around jobless and bored, and it crosses my mind that i can't think of a nickname for pocket 6's...do they have one?
satan?
when you hit a set of 6's we always call it satan's hand...
QUOTE (teneight)
hey..so when are we setting up this SNG ??? i'm bored
ill play you head up for play money in a few minutes
what's this heads up bs...i want in too
dammit
dammit
ok...swaying arms pill guy has to go...i need a new avatar...
edit: now that's how you start a new page!
edit: now that's how you start a new page!
QUOTE (rsmbox)
what's this heads up bs...i want in too
dammit
dammit
you got it baby
just wait till im done with my SNG
Okay I won the sit n go.
WHOS UP FOR SOME POKER
redsoxrule24's HE 10-10 NL coming soon.
WHOS UP FOR SOME POKER
redsoxrule24's HE 10-10 NL coming soon.
okay Im ready.
who else ready?
who else ready?
have to find the table, but i'm down
QUOTE (rsmbox)
have to find the table, but i'm down
should be under private
pokerroom is seriously f-ed up man...can't find your table, even though it says you're there...and i found it on FCP...what the hell is going on :shock:
i'm bored
someone post A LOT OF HOT PICS OF CHICKS!
someone post A LOT OF HOT PICS OF CHICKS!
screw it...i made my own...but its 10-10 NL Omaha High 
QUOTE (rsmbox)
screw it...i made my own...but its 10-10 NL Omaha High
NL Omaha is -EV
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (rsmbox)
screw it...i made my own...but its 10-10 NL Omaha High
NL Omaha is -EV
which is why i made the table
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (gkunit20)
I can't do it. I don't have a real money set up, and I don't think that would go over too well with my family. I could try setting a different sn up.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
dude, its for play money
I know, but anytime I try to play on pokerroom for playmoney, a message comes up that says I need a real money account to access the games.
Do you have a real money account?
QUOTE (gkunit20)
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (gkunit20)
I can't do it. I don't have a real money set up, and I don't think that would go over too well with my family. I could try setting a different sn up.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
Anyway, I gotta go to an ACT tutor. See yas.
dude, its for play money
I know, but anytime I try to play on pokerroom for playmoney, a message comes up that says I need a real money account to access the games.
Do you have a real money account?
no, you just have to keep hitting reload. dont give in to the man.
Honolulu limit texas holdem $100-$200 play money
play with me heads up
play with me heads up
QUOTE (76clubs)
Honolulu limit texas holdem $100-$200 play money
play with me heads up
play with me heads up
nvm im done
do i have to submit a poem to play in the "hide out championship" S&G?
SW
SW
Wow. You're hilarious. :roll:
I'd be down for a Hideout SnG (playmoney) at 9pm est if anyone is interested.
QUOTE (Golden)
I'd be down for a Hideout SnG (playmoney) at 9pm est if anyone is interested.
ill be there if you make the table
Cool. I'll check things out and let you know...
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