moneypulator
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 6:18 PM
MapleLeafs
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 6:37 PM
Good story
Golden
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 6:41 PM
Usually I would say "C", but this guy sounds like he is really nuts, so I would go with "B".
moneypulator
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 7:01 PM
teneight
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 7:07 PM
give him a snickers bar
Longshanks
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 7:36 PM
QUOTE (teneight)
give him a snickers bar
you do it
PrtyPSux
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 7:39 PM
Killing him seems to be the only reasonable thing to do.
so kill him.
Update us on how it went. you can name the thread "I dont have a stalker anymore"
moneypulator
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 8:08 PM
[quote=PrtyPSux]Killing him seems to be the only reasonable thing to do.
Love4hockey
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 8:31 PM
I'll say B just so I stay on topic a bit.
My friends always say "I'll burn your house down" to eachother instead of saying "F off."
So your story made me think of that and laugh.
Definately do something about this though. This guy sounds crazy, and you never know what they will do.
moneypulator
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 8:49 PM
i might go to the tards house and try and talk it out..waddyasthink!!!
with people outside..of course
gkunit20
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 9:04 PM
Gotta be B or call a good Psychiatrist (for him, not you).
moneypulator
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 9:25 PM
This is kinda theraputic..aghh..i feel better already!
ajs510
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 9:45 PM
Isn't killing your annoying neighbor with a shovel and feeding him to the dingos the national pasttime in Australia? Seems like you would just be keeping up with heritage to put you both out of your misery and feed a starving animal or twelve...
THE DINGO ATE MY NEIGHBOR!!!!
God, I need to go to bed.
theredpill99
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 11:08 PM
Can you sell your house and move? If you rent, then definitely just move. Geez, it's not worth all this is it?
Or, get your yard fenced in and get a really mean guard dog.
If you rent, get the F' out of there. Just move. It's much easier.
Or, kick the living sh** out of him, but this could have consequences. Some respect it and never bother you again and some wait like 4 years and just kill you while you are sleeping.
RonBurgundy
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 11:21 PM
hahahahhaahaahhahaha
i was literally cracking up out loud reading this. good story.
my advice is dont take advice from redpill.
Dixie Wrecked
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, 11:34 PM
QUOTE (moneypulator)
Then One day i heard a noise out the front of my house...it sounded like there was a fight breaking out..so i peer through my window to see (LETS CALL HIM... "JOHN") John..yelling and screaming..so i was like damm "john" is having a fight so i walk to my front door and hear this directed at me "come outside and say it you DOG!!" "I will fkn kill you" ....
i approach the door and said "what the fck are you talikg about" he is like "i will fkn burn ya house down".."i will kill ya family"
I shut the screen and told "John" listen man i don't know what you are talikg about"..he then motioned to hit me.."i said dude i don't wanna call the cops" "go home and take it easy".....
So did you ever figure out what ignited this initial outburst from him?
moneypulator
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 12:12 AM
:-)
theredpill99
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 12:17 AM
australians are hilarious. Is this kind of arguing among neighbors common? I bet it is. ahahahaha
beans-n-icewater
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 12:26 AM
Ok... listen close..
Buy a used AR-15 lower reciever from an individual... grind thru the serial# all the way into the mag well (keeps police from getting it with acid tests)... buy a complete M-16 parts set from a supplier in Shotgun News... drill the additional hole above the safety selector (1/8" hole exactly 1/2" C to C )... install auto-sear, hammer, selector and disconnector and close the upper and lower recievers... install the M-16 bolt carrier and insert a loaded 40 round mag (a few more grinding/filing chores need to be done, but you can find complete info on the internet)
empty the gun at his house and repeat as necessary... (should empty the clip in around 5-6 sec)
disassemble weapon and scatter parts in various dumpsters around town (buy and use a brass-catcher also... the spent .223 casings will be a tip-off)
I used this same technique and it works well...
moneypulator
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 12:27 AM
theredpill99
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 12:27 AM
hahaha... that sounds like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
teneight
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 1:56 AM
"so what cha ganna do?" - chris rock
moneypulator
Monday, January 23rd, 2006, 2:01 PM
THE LESSON HERE IS::::::::: DON'T HELP IDIOTS!!!!
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