Shampoo is better, i clean the hair!

No, conditioner is better i leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

lmao

Great movie. Don't have CC though.

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!

A few of my favorites quotes from the movie:

"Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine. "



"3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl
Billy Madison: Kid can't even read
Ernie: Cut it out dude your gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison(outloud): T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!"


"Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."


Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace! I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *GOT-IT-ON*!!!. WOOO-EEEE!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh..."

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

I caught the tail end of it, and man that is a great movie. I haven't seen it in a while and it still cracks me up.

"Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you."

"I'm sorry. "

"Well, 'sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?"

what happened to adam sandler?

For me; puberty (mine, not his).

lol same here

Billy Madison: He's gonna sht.. when he sees.. that it's sht. Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates sht.

Frank: Shh, here he comes.

Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.

Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.

Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.

Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.

Billy Madison: Hahahahahahaha He called the sht "poop".

Frank: This is the best night of my life.

Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.

Yes dutch, you're so right. The part of me thinks that the first sandler CD, and billy madison are better than the rest of his work. But it's proably just nostalgia.

The only 2 Sandler movies I like are Waterboy and Billy Madison.

happy gilmore was pretty good.

Billy Madison is on the short list of my all-time most hated movies. Maybe I was just in a bad mood or something when I watched it, but I absolutely hated that movie.