i woke up in this mornign in montana omg wtf
this is so dumb i thought iw as done with this stuff listen seriously i play poker alot and im not the brightest guy in the world i do drugs so that discualifies me but im certinaly no idiot

how do i stop going on these binges and messing up my bankrolls someone help me seriosly DN I hope you stake me and get me staight

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you dont know me you ******* why are you being a ****n dickhead **** YOu im asking for real help maybe ill kill myself righ tnow and youll probably feel good about IT YOU ****ING ******* **** YOU

OH! In case you were wondering.

You know, people like you, really make me wonder if there is a God or whether or not Darwin was right and jag offs like you will eventually die out.

PTTB....................WEST SIDE!!!!!!

BTW.......No God.......

dub

Cocaine is bad for you.

oh, very good one from a guy with a beer can is his mouth you faggot
seriously why are you trying to hurt me with your words and stuff omg you sicken me what have i ever done to you ****ing name it and ill apologize you ashole i ****ing hate people like you that try to insult people for no reason i own you im smarter than you een though my upbrining was worse i bet you had all kind of opportunites i know more about religion truth and reason than you ever will you beer drinking idiot

hahahahha your a fool


Good Luck.

A God........Not GOD!!!



dub

Sir, if your serious call 91 1 or get someone to take you to the emergency room.

wow way to steal spademans crack kills but instead of using it funny copying it in two stupid words and acting like you came up with it hahahah


Good Luck.

your weird ebub

Good luck.

If you're really considering killing yourself, you should obviously be looking for help at places other than a poker forum.

I'll leave it at that.

i am serious but i'm not going to die from drugs or something ive been doing it for a long time
i might kill myself someday because ive been insulted and picked on for all of my life by people like drawing deadn whatever and even though im a savant it still effects me emotionaly especiallaly when im looking for help when IM REALLY HIGH AND DRUNKG YOU MOTHER****ERs

Thank You man, dont listen to the tool buckets.


You ROCK!!!!



dub

and...........



kEEP ON KEEPING ON..........



DUB

well don't kill yourself, thats not the answer. When you wake up tomorrow, look into getting some help. There are places to help you get sober, and more importantly find out why you keep getting high. Whatever makes you get high all the time is fixable, but you will have to work hard to get clean.

Edit; I'm not doing this.

I mean, come on, this has gotta be a jopke post right??

http://www.pokernetwork.co.uk/games/handhi...ber=17134418376

Can someone go back 1 hand and tell me if I won that pot, my screen name is FloydTheWall and I disconnected, I had the wheel.

Drugs in moderation are not a good thing. Playing poker while rolling or stoned, well stoned is not bad, but yeah... B-roll management is my devil to.

thank you bcook
im going to help you out as much as possible

Good Luck.

THis man's screen name is "Crack user" and you guys don't think this is a joke post? Sucker fishes.

Cue the dancing l0ck.

Send me some money before you do yourself ugly.

See you on the other side.

You shouldn't come on a message board with your dependency problems. I enjoy the occasional indulgence sniff sniff, puff puff, glug, glug. I can usually handle myself, but we all have the insane night where we do not rememer anything about the night beore. How about waking up in a jail in DC where you proceed to find out you've been arrested for solicitation. I was out there selling my body for the good old nose candy. Try explaining that one to the parole board. Someone is going to try to get you to go to an AA/NA meeting, don't llisten to them, they are just part of "them"

The key to your problems isn't your drug use, it's your craving of attention. I use drink and use drugs so somehow I can stand the presence of other human beings, who usually annoy the crap out of me. Still when I go out to "party" I end up sitting by myself replaying hands to myself, or thinking about how noone at this dumbass bar knows how great the Tokyo Electron Album is.

So there, don't come on a message board with your problems, cause noone cares.

hahahaha. I hope this is a joke...

Um.. is the irony intentional, or not is the only question I have.

Suicide is -ev.

What does Irony mean?

look for a tall building or a high bridge and get it overwith

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

Thats cruel dude.

I think living the life of a degenerate crack addict would be cruel. Not that I really think this guy is a crack addictl. Ithink anyone who thinks the OP is real is a fish

there are no periods in the paragraph. that disturbs me.

I am certainly not looking for or in need of any help, take care of yourself and don't worry so much about others. That would be a terrific start.

BigD, I may very well be a fish. To be fair, I don't have a clue of the legitamacy here. You very well may be right, and if so I can deal with that. No problem. I hope it is a joke, that would be fine by me. As I get older, I feel like helping people more. I think i do it selfishly kinda, it makes me feel better to help someone, if you can call replying to someone on a message board helping. I am not a religious man, that type of discusson on poker boards annoys me, but I do believe in Karma.

Yeah, That's cool. I understand how helping people can feel good. I used to believe in god, and like to help people out 'cause it felt good. Now I'm an atheitst and I play poker. My sympathy for my fellow man has dwindled to almost zero. Conversely, I think if you're living a degenerate, painfilled life suicide is a viable option. There's a tradition within japanese culture of honorable suicide. That when your life has become so dishonorable that the only way to redeem it is to kill yourself. While I don't really nessisarily agree with that, I know this. If I was a degenerate, hopless drug addict I would rather be dead than living that kind of deperate life. Rehab doesn't work as well as the phamplets would lead you to believe. I'm not saying if this post is real that the guy should kill himself. I'm saying I personally wouldn't ever want to live like that.

and only 1 comma.

dam now i have to quit doing it...
everyone told me it would help me out....

we need to start a "post of the month award"
at the end of the month, we start a thread with the nominations.

this one is likely going to be mine.

"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

Well religiously you and I are very similar. Rehab certainly doesn't work like the phamplets, and thats why I suggested "finding out why you get high." I am not trying to come across as mr high and mighty, just think there are times when I look to offer what seems to be obvious to many. Your an intelligent man obviously and if you want to make light of this situation, more power to you. Good chance your spot on, for it seems a little over the top. Hey, the suicide is -Ev, that is funny, plain and simple. If I were a hopeless, degenerate, drug addict, I would rather be dead too. For that matter, I'd probably focus on getting high as a gypsy every second, might as well go out with a bang. I don't believe in after life consequences and obviously you don't either, so if i am ever in that spot, you will find me gambling, doing heroin, having unprotected sex scrupulous females, ect...