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Dirtydutch
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270846/

I almost killed myself. Really.
InertGrudge
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth. I dare you to watch that. Your head will literally explode.
turd ferguson
A Sound of Thunder
Hobbes
QUOTE (Dirtydutch)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270846/

I almost killed myself. Really.


To be fair, the expectations of it were probably too high because of the original...




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Dirtydutch
This is WAY worse than BFE
MapleLeafs
QUOTE (InertGrudge)
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth. I dare you to watch that. Your head will literally explode.


100% agree. The worst movie I've ever walked out on. And it was on a first date too. I fuckin rock.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (MapleLeafs)
QUOTE (InertGrudge)
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth. I dare you to watch that. Your head will literally explode.


100% agree. The worst movie I've ever walked out on. And it was on a first date too. I fuckin rock.


A Sound of Thunder was, far and away, the worst sci fi movie ever made. Not even BFE comes close. Google it, and read some reveiws.
Longshanks
eyes wide shut
Dirtydutch
QUOTE (MapleLeafs)
QUOTE (InertGrudge)
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth. I dare you to watch that. Your head will literally explode.


100% agree. The worst movie I've ever walked out on. And it was on a first date too. I fuckin rock.


BFE has some comedic value. There are a lot of REALLY bad movies, but many of them have some kind of incentive for watching. BG2 does not. (I like initials)
zimmer4141
Come on, Baby Geniuses 2 has Scott Baio! No way can it be the worst movie ever.

I have not seen Sound of Thunder, but Battlefield Earth was god awful. How John Travolta still has a career after movies like that and Be Cool continues to amaze me.
phlegm
From justin to kelly
golfanatic21
Dune

We watched it in my sci-fi class in high school over a 5 day period. I was only able to actually watch a total of 5 minutes of it. The final was 90% questions about the movie :roll:
Hobbes
You had a sci-fi class in high school?
golfanatic21
yea it was pretty easy i even did well on the final even thought i knew nothing about the movie because my teacher was an idiot. The questions on the final were like this.

1. Who is the leader of the Atreides

2. John Atreides is the leader of which group

If you got less than an A in that class you sucked at life.
BigDMcGee
Anyone ever seen Kevin COstner's epic, "The postman"

Worst movie I've ever seen..


Well, except maybe for Steven seagal's epic, The Patriot.
MapleLeafs
QUOTE (turd ferguson)
QUOTE (MapleLeafs)
QUOTE (InertGrudge)
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth.  I dare you to watch that.  Your head will literally explode.


100% agree. The worst movie I've ever walked out on. And it was on a first date too. I fuckin rock.


A Sound of Thunder was, far and away, the worst sci fi movie ever made. Not even BFE comes close. Google it, and read some reveiws.


Turd, it appears we have a very close race.

Battlefield Earth
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battlefield_earth/

A Sound of Thunder
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sound_of_thunder/

I will take your word (and many critics) on the horrendousness of ASOT.
RonBurgundy
i saw baby geniuses 2 in theaters and laughed my ass off.




p.s. the weed probably helped
Oziumrules
Caddyshack 2
Golden
slap shot 2
loxo
Open Water
Golden
American Psycho 2

Just like the movie industry to invent a sequel to a movie based on a book that would never have a sequel. Bastards.
Dirtydutch
QUOTE (Golden)
slap shot 2


Maybe.
bigkg
Hostel
redster
ill go out on a big limb here, napoleon dynomite
Dirtydutch
QUOTE (redster)
ill go out on a big limb here, napoleon dynomite


I loved that movie.
Rokuban
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Gigli
Son of the Mask
Spice World

many more... havent' seen that one or the original.
ajs510
A Man Called Sarge

Truth, worst movie ever.
Golden
QUOTE (redster)
ill go out on a big limb here, napoleon dynomite


seconded.
ajs510
QUOTE (Golden)
QUOTE (redster)
ill go out on a big limb here, napoleon dynomite


seconded.


thirded, that was one of the most pointless wastes of time I've ever seen. Quotable as hell, but all bad movies have some funny lines in them.
mk
QUOTE (Longshanks)
eyes wide shut


Stop. Just stop. Please.
BDPoolie
Worst movie ever and the only movie I've ever walked out on:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
ShakeZuma
Napoleon Dynamite and Fear and Loathing were very good IMO...

worst movie? I don't know if B movies count, but I saw this old horror movie (probably early 80s) that was definately the worst movie I"ve ever seen. I know 80s horror movies aren't mean to be good but this thing made Friday 13th look like Citizen Kane.

Do research: "Christmas Evil"
commoncents
QUOTE (BDPoolie)
Worst movie ever and the only movie I've ever walked out on:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas



WOW, maybe give it a shot again, smoke a "J" this time.

my vote goes to Evolution. I bought it without knowing, assumed it would be ok because of Stifler. man is it bad!
buzbrad11
QUOTE (InertGrudge)
The worst movie ever is and will always be Battlefield: Earth.  I dare you to watch that.  Your head will literally explode.


I actualy liked Battlefield: Earth...
Golden
Visitor Q
Jadaki
Armageddon

I'm just serious.
BigDMcGee
thoughts on the past few posts...

Eyes wide shut huh? Typical.


Fear and loathing Huh? Phillistine

My favorite part of evolution is when they use what me and my friends call the "knighty knighty" maneuvuver, for figuring out that sesium was posionious to the aliens, 'cause what ever element is poisions to humans was two down, and one over from carbon, and sesioum was two down, and one over from what ever was the base element of the aliens. My roomate greg bought this movie, and I made fun of him when he bought it, 'cause i had seen it in the theater, and knew it was teh worst. He got all butt hurt about being made fun off, and I just laughed at him spending 16 bucks on it, or what ever.. and he kept defending it and my and my frined, the KRablar high priest, just kept laughing at him and the movie, laughing at the money he wasted. He got so pissed while we were watching it, 'cause he knew it sucked as he was watching it, but he was trying to like it, 'cause he had spend money on it, and to prove us wrong. Man, that movie sucks.


Liked battlefield Earth huh? Say hi to Tom and Katie for me at teh baby shower.
theredpill99
I don't see a lot of movies but last one I saw was "The Devil's Rejects" by Rob Zombie and it was horrible. I like Rob's music but he sucks at making movies.
BigDMcGee
I saw house of 1000 corpses.. and it was... well.. different... kinda.. trancended traditional labels of good and bad. I understand devils rejects set a new film record for uses of the word "fuck"




I was posting the simpsons "stonecutters" song in another thread just now, and posted the line "w ho keeps steven guttenberg a star" and though..

Well. what's ole steve guttenberg up to these days? The ole stonecutters have been doing a crappy job keeping him a star.. and I found out...

A NEW POLICE ACADEMY MOVIE!!

Note, this is NOT like a remake, with a new cast remaking an ole classic with a hip new irony. THIS IS THE ORGINAL CAST!!! Hahhahahahhaah

I'm certain this movie's going to appear in this thread in a few months.
SuM827
QUOTE (BDPoolie)
Worst movie ever and the only movie I've ever walked out on:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


I loved this movie
theresa113
Dune.

I saw it on a first date. The movie was a loser and so was the guy.
BigDMcGee
Good call, Thersea.. Dune is freaking god awful. Spectacularly bad. I don't know how such a good director can make such a bad movie
mcpickl
QUOTE (golfanatic21)
Dune

We watched it in my sci-fi class in high school over a 5 day period. I was only able to actually watch a total of 5 minutes of it. The final was 90% questions about the movie :roll:


seconded on this piece of garbage.

soon as i saw the post i knew this wascmy choice, glad to see someone else picked it.

saw it on my friends 14th birthday as a kid. his mom gave him two choices of movies to see. dune or beverly hills cop. Clown chose dune.
he became my ex-friend shortly thereafter.

i think ant sequel is DQ'd from being considered, especially if they were made many moons after the original(caddyshack2, slapshot 2, another 48 hrs) because expectations should already be so low.
Steppin Razor
There are some good nominees, but the worst movie ever was Captain America. You are all lucky that I have seen this movie for you. If enough people saw this movie, world wide anarchy would follow.
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