I didn't discover porn or alcohol until the day I showed up at college. I know that comes as quite a shock to many of you. I was a sheltered individual. I was sheltered by mommy and daddy.

I didn't discover porn until I went to college. I had just turned 18 like a week before college if I remember right. So I had no time to go and get porn and stuff.

I had my first sip of alcohol in a guy's room across the hall from my room. That was like the most awesome night of my life. I didn't drink too much because the guys wouldn't let me. Basically, I was messing around in my room not doing anything and I went knocked on the guy across the hall's door and he opened it and I saw some beer and liquor on the floor. It was just him and his buddy from his hometown. They let me come in and then offered me a sip of beer. I was hesitant because I was now about to become de-virginized or whatever. So I sipped the beer and coughed and coughed afterward and they laughed at me. Then I think I had a sip of southern comfort and went down pretty hard too but I was buzzing after like one shot of that. So I drank some more and more and then I think we went outside the dorm room and ran around a little bit acting like idiots and then came back. It was fun. I remember lying in my bed that night and thinking that I had never felt that good before ever in my life.

About 2 months after this, I had my first experience with weed. I got some more stories about weed if anyone is interested.

That was the most shocking part of that post for me.
I can't wait to see what this thread turns into.
You should blog more.

The weed stories, I will put in a future blog update.

This guy kills me. Too funny RedPill, keep it up.

porn and alcohol at 12, I haven't lived a sheltered life(mother herb at 16)

tried cigarettes for the first time in 2nd grade, alcohol in 4th, pot in 5th and depending on which drug it ranged from 7th grade to my junior year in high school.

i think we have a winner

I first tried alcohol when I was 6. Do I win?

I did a line as soon as I popped out of my mom

I win.

My mother used to stick a bong up her uterus and I would rip it like there was no tomorrow from the time my lungs first formed.

Beat that.

I did, your mom filed a restraining order, meh.

Actually, when I was still a sperm, I was mainlining heroin through my little sperm tail

Not until 16? I figured it would have been earlier for you....

I have discovered them, so I guess this is before college.

in kindergarden i discovered you can SIIHP.

Porn maybe somewhere between 12 and 14.

Alcohol - first time I acctually drank was when I was 17 - I have still never been drunk though (just turned 25)

Cigarettes/any other drug/smoking - Never have, never will. Have never even had a puff of a cigarette.

I started drinking socially in 8th grade, and by the end of my Freshman year, I was pretty much a full-blown alcoholic. I was like a TV-movie drunk. I always had a little vodka on me, even in school, and was pretty much at least buzzed all the time. During basketball and baseball seasons, I had to use some restraint, because hitting a baseball is tough when you're plowed.

Otherwise, I'd come straight home from school, get my work done, and start drinking heavily in the basement. I was a master sneak, and only got caught once. My friends had no idea, and my family was almost as clueless (though I think they suspected something).

I quit on my own when I moved after Freshman year, and didn't have a drop until the last quarter of junior year. After that, I was a social drinker, and became a celebrity for my ability to conceal my level of intoxication from those around me. I. Rule.

I reverted to full blown alcoholism again my sophomore year of college, slapped myself on the wrist after I became a sack of shit, and have pretty much settled into a routine of weekend party-drinking, and occassional random friend-fun-girl-binges.

For some reason, a kid in KC I knew had the best LSD hookup, and I tripped all the time when I was a freshman. I smoke pot occassionally, but only when I'm trying to get laid or when it's 3AM and my friends are bored, or when Transformers the movie is on. And concerts.

Shimmering Wang = awesome

AllinBluff = more awesome

I guess that explains your picture then.

hey redpill did you delete a lot of your good blog entries? I can't find the one's i liked the most...

alcohol= 15

porn= 10


weed= 16-17

Cigarettes – 3

Alcohol – 3

Weed – 4

Pornography – 4

Whores – 5

Cocaine – 6

Heroine – 7

Dead Whores – 8

The Shield – 18

Cigarettes – 3

Alcohol – 3

Weed – 4

Pornography – 4

Whores – 5

Cocaine – 6

Heroine – 7

Dead Whores – 8

The Shield – 18
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does that girl you were going out with know about this? the one with that weird name

shoveling dead babies out of my dads truck-16

We're no longer going out. She must have seen the writing on the wall. That’s not a figure of speech, I wrote “The dog tells me to kill hookers” on the wall, using my own blood.

We've all been there, Brother.

:shifty:

Same here pretty much. Porn in early teens, Never will smoke or do drugs, and I havn't drank much, except for some champagne and wine on holidays.

Honestly... I'm not suprised

scalping dead hookers for $10 a scalp-17

I used to say that too, lol. First drink at 16. Didnt smoke weed til college, swore I never would... then the floodgates opened. Realized its all good and never buy it, but I'll smoke and do other drugs if it's there.

some of my friends were puffing freshman year, but, I was kinda lame about it back then

ah, you're one of those dudes, I hate those dudes. be a man and buy your own shit

No no not like that I'm not a scavenger. I'll always throw down cash, I just dont seek it out.

that made me fucking crack up.

NH

Cigarettes; When I was 11 or so. Mom smoked, Grandma smoked, Grandpa smoked, 2 Aunts smoked. I just kinda found it. Started smoking "for good" at 17.

Alcohol; Had my first sip at 6, got "drunk" for the first time at 12, started drinking heavily on a regular basis at 15. Started getting drunk before and during school at 16. Haven't really slowed down since then.

Weed; 15. Never really did a whole lot for me. I've probably bought no more than an ounce over my entire life. Probably smoked less than that, total.

Shrooms; 16. It's an annual summer ritual. A bunch of us get together at my buddy's house. Someone ends up in the pond, someone locks themselves into the bedroom to watch Willy Wonka. I end up staring at the stars and writing poetry. Pretty much the greatest moments of my life have come at these times.

Coke; I've tried coke a couple times, but, it's never really done anything but scare the shit out of me. I've got an addictive personality, so, I tend to shy away from things I know could inevitably lead to my death as a means of self preservation.

Alcohol and cigarettes are my real vices now. I'd like to do more with psychedelics, but, they're kind of tough to come by around here.

cigs 19...had 2 and vowed to never put one in my mouth again

alcohol 19....i'm getting addicted now that i'm in vegas

never smoked weed or done any drugs

porn 13ish...been pretty much a daily occurance since then.

i'm addicted to porn.

threesome with a paraplegic-18

Cigs- 6th grade- Would smoke "socially" on weekends throughout middle/high school. In college I started to smoke more, about 1/2 pack per day. I cut back after I graduated, and now I smoke about 1/2 - 1 pack per week depending on how much I go out and drink.

Alcohol- 7th grade- The first time I tasted alcohol I drank so much I had alcohol poisoning. My parents were proud. In high school I would pretty much drink at least once a weekend. In college I drank an absolute minimum of 3 times per week. Average around 4.5 days per week. This isnt social drinking Im talking about either.

Pot- 8th grade- Smoked every once in a while on weekends until about 12th grade, then I smoked just about every weekend. My freshman year- middle of junior yr in college, I smoked almost every single day. I became burned out and stopped completely, but reverted back every once in a while. I haven't smoked pot in over 2 years, but thats basically because my gf/friends don't. I would probably smoke right now if offered.

Pills- I "experimented" with just about every pill imagineable in college. You name the prescription, I've probably dabbled in it. Oxycotin, Vicodin, Ritalin/Aderrol, basically anything in a bottle.

Hippie Drugs (Shrooms, Acid)- I was never big into these things, and Ive never even tried acid. I did go to Jamaica my Soph yr of college, so I had my fill of these drugs for 1 week.

Hard Shit- (Cocaine, X, etc.) Again, I was kind of a pu.ssy. I pretty much stayed with weed, booze and pills. Lots of my friends did coke and x, but I never had any desire to even try them.


That is how Ive abused my body over the years.

Wow, it's kinda sad that I didn't even manage to consider "Disco Biscuits" when I made my list. I've spent plenty of nights washing Vicodin down with a six pack. That'll make ya shit like you never have before.

O, and probably porn when I was 11-12. I remember when I was a young teenager and ppl were first getting the internet. My buddies and I would huddle around the computer and wait 15 minutes for a nude picture of Pamela Anderson to load.

Lets see...

Porn - 6 or so, my mom bought me a sex ed book, it was her version of the birds and the bees discussion. Then I started snooping and found her porn stash and was hooked.

Alchohol - I have a pic of me drinking a beer at 2 that I snatched off a table somewhere, but I didn't ever get drunk till 6th grade. Some shitty middleschool party where everyone was trying out everything for the first time. I now drink occasionally, usually just in social situations.

Cigs - never done it, never will.

Weed - Freshman year of HS, tried it several times throughout highschool, but it never did much for me.

Acid/Shrooms - Sophmore year of HS. Did it a few times each summer through the rest of HS, I have some great stories about those nights.

Never did anything more serious than that. Had one friend get hooked on crank and watched him go through detox, it was ugly. Then I had a friend dealing some hardcore stuff out of his place and watched a guy shoot up heroin on his toilet and end up laying dead in his bathtub 5 minutes later.