Something exactly like that. We'd manage to unwittingly (read: wittingly) offend some random passer-by, and he would proceed to pound on both our faggy asses. Except it probably wouldn't end up being as homoerotic as that sounds.
I like to think that I'd probably have the edge, because I know you're Asian, and I don't think you're a martial arts master. In my experience, Asian kids that are not trained in the ways of ninja are usually just total wusses.
I'm listening to the new Dizzee Rascal album now, and I really like it. Pussyole is a great single.
Wang
I like to think that I'd probably have the edge, because I know you're Asian, and I don't think you're a martial arts master. In my experience, Asian kids that are not trained in the ways of ninja are usually just total wusses.
I'm listening to the new Dizzee Rascal album now, and I really like it. Pussyole is a great single.
Wang
Yeah, I'm your adding machine-stereotype Asian, so I give you a big, big edge.
I want to just open a dojo, and see what happens. How long before people's self-interest gland kicks in and overrides their subtle racism? I say sometime around when I teach them The General Tso's Flying Rocket-Punch, and declare it an "ancient Chinese secret," accent and all.
I really like Dizzee, and I've come around so far as to say that Maths and English is my favorite Dizzee record, but on first listen, I really hated it, for some reason or another.
I downloaded like 4GBs of MF Doom a while back, and it's still dominating my iTunes time (I can't find MM..Food, though. If anyone has it and wants to AIM or RapidShare it to me, I'd stop sending you those Cialis emails all the time [unless you still want them]). I was supposed to go to NYC for Rock the Bells the other day, but my faggotieass friend gave my ticket to some loose-kooched harpy-twat, so I'm scrambling to get tickets to the lesser Atlanta show.
