Shimmering Wang
Sunday, January 8th, 2006, 4:27 PM
QUOTE (KDawgCometh)
I'm jealous zim. Michigan is the love of my life, but, their jazz program sucked, so I couldn't go their. Michigan> MSU. I've known a bunch of people who went there and all have loved it. You will have a ton of fun at ann arbor(be sure to start poking smot if you haven't already, cause that is a major pastime there :-) )
I wish I'd known you were an Ann Arbor fan... I would've shown you a good time/month.
I'm pretty sure Michigan parties significantly harder than MSU or any other college in the world does... I don't think the cops could BE any cooler. At Freshman Orientation I had a bag (half an eighth, give or take), and a half pint of vodka on me, and I actually stumbled into a parked cop car. Of course, the cops stopped me and chatted with me.
Cop: "You been drinking, son?"
Wang: (terrified) "Yes sir. Very much, sir. I think I'm going to vomit soon, so don't get mad."
Cop: "You okay? You have alcohol poisoning?"
Wang: "No sir. I just feel dizzy. It might be the fact that I'm terrified, sir."
Cop: (confused) "Terrifed? Why are you scared?"
Wang: "I'm only 17, sir, and here for orientation."
Cop: "Huh. That explains it then."
Wang: "Am I going to be arrested sir?"
Cop: "Well, do you have any drugs on you?"
Wang: "...."
Cop: "Any cocaine, heroin, horse tranquilizers anything like that?"
Wang: "...I..."
Cop: "Alright, alright. You don't look like you're on anything but booze, either. At least none of the hard stuff. Get back to South Quad, son. Welcome to Ann Arbor."
Wang: "I... thank you sir." (Wang walks away)
Cop (to other cop friend, when I'm walking away): "Man, that kid was hammered. Did you see how red his eyes were? I was sure he was going to start crying when I asked about drugs."
Anyway, Ann Arbor is the best college town on the planet. MSU sucks. I've partied there. Cops are hardcore, and they ride horses. Nobody in AnnArbor cares about anything.