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theredpill99
Anyone heard about that black widow who killed her husband ? She chopped her husband up in pieces and put him in suitcases. Her family and friends raised the $2 million dollar bail and got her out of jail and she is now awaiting trial. Prosecutor isn't even asking for the death penalty. NOw if this was a man........

Geez, man, family bailed her out. Hell, I'm pretty sure that if I ever got caught drinking and driving, my family wouldn't even bail me out.
digitalmonkey
It should read " if this were a man."
Smiddywap
Spiders are mean.
Golden
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.
troyomac
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.
NortonFan
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


Tom just come out of the closet omygod.
troyomac
who's tom?
NortonFan
QUOTE (troyomac)
who's tom?


Lol, it's a South Park episode. Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R Kelly are in the closet and won't come out.
theredpill99
I probably do hate women but I'd still bang some of the hotter ones.

But seriously, a lot of women get free rides and no one ever calls them on it. Anna Nicole Smith should be a broke former model but instead she's one of the richest people in America. There are many many more self-made men than women . Doesn't mean I'm into guys, though.

I just think that some of you need to stop kissing these womens' asses and start calling some of these leeching women on exactly what they are.

That black widow's family obviously thinks she's innocent. That's sick. I hope she gets 4 life sentences.
theredpill99
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a gas station and checking this girl out that was in some short shorts. I was getting oil for my car. So I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm buying the oil and she walks in and maybe she saw me checking her out. Because later when I was putting the oil in, she walks out of the gas station and just smiles at me while she's walking like she knew what I was up to or something. I don't know what that was all about.
NortonFan
QUOTE (theredpill99)
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a gas station and checking this girl out that was in some short shorts.    I was getting oil for my car.   So I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm buying the oil and she walks in and maybe she saw me checking her out.   Because later when I was putting the oil in, she walks out of the gas station and just smiles at me while she's walking like she knew what I was up to or something.    I don't know what that was all about.


And you just had to tell us this useful information?
kers2
QUOTE (theredpill99)
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a gas station and checking this girl out that was in some short shorts.    I was getting oil for my car.   So I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm buying the oil and she walks in and maybe she saw me checking her out.   Because later when I was putting the oil in, she walks out of the gas station and just smiles at me while she's walking like she knew what I was up to or something.    I don't know what that was all about.


That was your chance... and you blew it. You should have talked to her

"You're engine's running hot, do you want me to change your oil?" or "You have a big trunk and I'm gonna stick my bike in it" would have worked.
troyomac
QUOTE (theredpill99)
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a gas station and checking this girl out that was in some short shorts.    I was getting oil for my car.   So I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm buying the oil and she walks in and maybe she saw me checking her out.   Because later when I was putting the oil in, she walks out of the gas station and just smiles at me while she's walking like she knew what I was up to or something.    I don't know what that was all about.




she was just smiling because you wet yourself, and didn't notice.
76clubs
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


lmao


250 POSTS FOR ME!

how many posts till im a veteren?
NortonFan
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


lmao


250 POSTS FOR ME!

how many posts till im a veteren?


you got 50 more to go.
the red bull
QUOTE (NortonFan)
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


Tom just come out of the closet omygod.


"Tom Cruise, this is Park County police! Please come out of the closet. Everybody here just wants you to come out of the closet, Tom. Nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be all right. Just come out of the closet."
76clubs
QUOTE (NortonFan)
QUOTE (76clubs)
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


lmao


250 POSTS FOR ME!

how many posts till im a veteren?


you got 50 more to go.


i better get to work
theredpill99
QUOTE (kers2)
QUOTE (theredpill99)
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a gas station and checking this girl out that was in some short shorts. I was getting oil for my car. So I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm buying the oil and she walks in and maybe she saw me checking her out. Because later when I was putting the oil in, she walks out of the gas station and just smiles at me while she's walking like she knew what I was up to or something. I don't know what that was all about.


That was your chance... and you blew it. You should have talked to her

"You're engine's running hot, do you want me to change your oil?" or "You have a big trunk and I'm gonna stick my bike in it" would have worked.


hahaha....well first of all, I would normally not do that because I don't have any guts and 2nd, I think she might have been 16 years old. hahaha
sinc
QUOTE (the red bull)
QUOTE (NortonFan)
QUOTE (troyomac)
QUOTE (Golden)
I think redpill is going for the world's record of useless new threads.


i think he's going for the world record of "i hate women" threads.
dude just come out of the closet already.


Tom just come out of the closet omygod.


"Tom Cruise, this is Park County police! Please come out of the closet. Everybody here just wants you to come out of the closet, Tom. Nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be all right. Just come out of the closet."


lol south park is too good
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