SAM_Hard8
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 12:58 PM
QUOTE (dolfan)
QUOTE (Whiskey16)
QUOTE (dolfan)
What's this whole "at work" thread thing all about? How do I sign up?
Who the censored are you?
I'm sure Sam will be glad that somebody had his back before he was able to ask me that.
Thanks DickMan
bleacherbum3
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 12:59 PM
Gotta go to work....see everyone later.
My balls are gonna itch from this comango thing.
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:04 PM
QUOTE (custom36)
Seriously, where the fuck is Renae?
I'm here Sugar. Missed me, huh? Good cause I missed you too.
mulhs82
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:04 PM
QUOTE (bleacherbum3)
Gotta go to work....see everyone later.
My balls are gonna itch from this comango thing.
I don't remember if anyone has asked yet, What do you deal? Poker, table games?
Rybo
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:06 PM
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:07 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (jeff_536)
John...any news on the bowling girl thingy?
HA HA HA HA...no.
nothing? not a peep?
I'd call one more time, if nothing........
then me and whiskey will drive up there and one night i'll grudge fu
ck her and whiskey can the next night. or vice versa, i don't really care.
hehe!
Wow, now that's friendship. I'm sure John is touched that you'd be willing to do that for him.
SAM_Hard8
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:07 PM
QUOTE (David_Nicoson)
QUOTE (crazyIvan)
I ask this question because the tourney I won, was that situation. I was a 8-1 chip advantage over the 2 "live" players, 6-1 over the non-player. I took out both live players on successive hands when they went all in with K4os and 10 9 os (I had AQ against K4 and JJ against 10 9). The player sitting out got 2nd place money after he was blinded out.
With a normal sort of payout, I'd probably stay out the big stack's way and try to move up a spot, particularly if I acted before the absent player. The chip stack makes a big difference, as it looks like everyone else's chances for first are pretty grim.
I am the censored Nikki's husband.
I figured you'd ask.
Damn I missed Dave's first post! Fu
ck.
Turd
mulhs82
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:08 PM
QUOTE (Rybo)
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
Hey look, the Hobbit's back.
Nikki_N
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:09 PM
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8)
QUOTE (David_Nicoson)
QUOTE (crazyIvan)
I ask this question because the tourney I won, was that situation. I was a 8-1 chip advantage over the 2 "live" players, 6-1 over the non-player. I took out both live players on successive hands when they went all in with K4os and 10 9 os (I had AQ against K4 and JJ against 10 9). The player sitting out got 2nd place money after he was blinded out.
With a normal sort of payout, I'd probably stay out the big stack's way and try to move up a spot, particularly if I acted before the absent player. The chip stack makes a big difference, as it looks like everyone else's chances for first are pretty grim.
I am the censored Nikki's husband.
I figured you'd ask.
Damn I missed Dave's first post! censored.
Turd
He's been posting in strat a bit since then.
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:09 PM
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:10 PM
[quote=dolfan][quote=RonBurgundy][quote=renaedawn]Alright, after long contract negotiations all day long I now have a headache but Renae's Angel Team has a bit of a new complexion.
Dustin, Sunshine, Barbie, Burgundy, Timmy, Vade, Jeff, and Doug I'd like to introduce you to your new teammate Brett aka Doodlebug.
Management of this team is sad to see Sticky Fucker go but we felt that this trade would give Sticky a chance to spread his wings in another venue and see if he can make his dreams come true.
Part of the contract negotiations today also included the naming of a team captain. Your new team captain is Ducky aka Jeff. Ducky will be available to mentor and guide you in anything you might need in your tenure with this team. He is especially good at ego stroking and getting what he wants so you might want to avail his knowledge in that arena.
As always, the front office has an open door policy for any and all concerns you may have.
We are looking forward to this new era in our franchise history.[/quote]
FUCK THAT! TIMMY! BRETT! MOMS! POPS! what do you say we have us a revolution. owned by no one. sleeping with every one of the angels. we are the STEELFINS!!!!!!!!!
[color=whitep.s. im drunk but i still think its a good idea[/color]
The boy makes an interesting point...and the STEELFINS sounds much better than the DOLPHERS.[/quote]
He's a drunk, lunatic minor. Don't listen to him.
rocksquid
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:11 PM
nikki, here's a grerat wine I had over the holiday. It's from Lucas vineyards and it was called Tug Boat Red. very very good
mulhs82
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:13 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Umm for American racing, most likly because most of the open wheel drivers are foriegn born. Also Jim Beam is one Robbie Gordon's primary sponsors during the regular NASCAR season.
Whiskey16
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:14 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
A lot of the current guys ran indy/open wheel cars before. He's run in the Indy 500 before. Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon, who have been recent NASCAR Champions both started racing open wheel.
Besides, how many top notch off road racers do you think are out there?
Ron_Mexico
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:14 PM
I'm thinking about buying a piece of liver from the supermarket, sticking it in the microwave for 2 minutes, taking it out, and fucking it.
My question is this: Should I actually bang it or just put the meat in my hand and jerk off with it?
dolfan
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:14 PM
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (Rybo)
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
Hey look, the Hobbit's back.
Stuff like this is ten times funnier when it comes from John.
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:14 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn)
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (jeff_536)
John...any news on the bowling girl thingy?
HA HA HA HA...no.
nothing? not a peep?
I'd call one more time, if nothing........
then me and whiskey will drive up there and one night i'll grudge fu
ck her and whiskey can the next night. or vice versa, i don't really care.
hehe!
Wow, now that's friendship. I'm sure John is touched that you'd be willing to do that for him.

See. normal people think that way, but john is special!

:twisted: haha!
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:14 PM
QUOTE (Rybo)
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
RYBO!!! Welcome Back!!! FYI You have been claimed by me!!
Yay all my guys came back today..
SAM_Hard8
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:15 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
He is an experienced off-road racer.
He raced last year for VW and did well until the desert ate him up.
This year it's his own deal and the last I checked he was in 8th after the third stage. This should set him up well for the desert part.
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:17 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
I'm thinking about buying a piece of liver from the supermarket, sticking it in the microwave for 2 minutes, taking it out, and fucking it.
My question is this: Should I actually bang it or just put the meat in my hand and jerk off with it?
I vote for banging it.. Get up on the counter like in American Pie.. and go at it..
crazyIvan
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:17 PM
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Umm for American racing, most likly because most of the open wheel drivers are foriegn born. Also Jim Beam is one Robbie Gordon's primary sponsors during the regular NASCAR season.
I also think he has done quite a bit of off-road racing in baja. Don't know if he's any good or not.....
Rybo
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:18 PM
QUOTE (Smacciemac)
QUOTE (Rybo)
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
RYBO!!! Welcome Back!!! FYI You have been claimed by me!!
Yay all my guys came back today..
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! I am Sharon's. Do with me what you will.
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:18 PM
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Umm for American racing, most likly because most of the open wheel drivers are foriegn born. Also Jim Beam is one Robbie Gordon's primary sponsors during the regular NASCAR season.
It's an offroad race....
I have since found out that apparently Robbie Gordon is a better Off-road racer. that's his background. Apparently won the Baja 1000 a couple of times and he actually turned down Volkswagen to run their cars in the dakar race preferring to make his OWN car. the H-3. He made a car in 90 days. damn!
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:20 PM
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
He is an experienced off-road racer.
He raced last year for VW and did well until the desert ate him up.
This year it's his own deal and the last I checked he was in 8th after the third stage. This should set him up well for the desert part.
I just found all this out. apparently there's a bunch of fans of this dakar thing on my floor. And apparently i'm an idiot cause i don't know about it! haha!
Ron_Mexico
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:20 PM
QUOTE (Smacciemac)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
I'm thinking about buying a piece of liver from the supermarket, sticking it in the microwave for 2 minutes, taking it out, and fucking it.
My question is this: Should I actually bang it or just put the meat in my hand and jerk off with it?
I vote for banging it.. Get up on the counter like in American Pie.. and go at it..
I'll probably go down on it first.
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:22 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
QUOTE (Smacciemac)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
I'm thinking about buying a piece of liver from the supermarket, sticking it in the microwave for 2 minutes, taking it out, and fucking it.
My question is this: Should I actually bang it or just put the meat in my hand and jerk off with it?
I vote for banging it.. Get up on the counter like in American Pie.. and go at it..
I'll probably go down on it first.
Make sure you microwave it longer then.. Unless you like it rare and bloody..
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:23 PM
QUOTE (Rybo)
QUOTE (Smacciemac)
QUOTE (Rybo)
Hello again all. I have A LOT of pages to catch up on. I would have posted the past few days, but I didn't have computer access. My parent's only computer is my dad's work laptop
RYBO!!! Welcome Back!!! FYI You have been claimed by me!!
Yay all my guys came back today..
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! I am Sharon's. Do with me what you will.
I'm glad you like the team you were picked to be on
FYI.. You were my very first draft
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:23 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (dna4ever)
Cops just called and they found renae, she is ok
Was she wandering the streets of vegas strung out on crystal meth, e, and heroin, unwashed, screaming about where all the "anonymous strangers" are and threating to beat up that "fu
cking wizard"?
just asking? hehe
No, I was hanging out with my husband but close enough. Save this and repost it on 2/18/06 cause it will probably be true by then.
SAM_Hard8
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:24 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Umm for American racing, most likly because most of the open wheel drivers are foriegn born. Also Jim Beam is one Robbie Gordon's primary sponsors during the regular NASCAR season.
It's an offroad race....
I have since found out that apparently Robbie Gordon is a better Off-road racer. that's his background. Apparently won the Baja 1000 a couple of times and he actually turned down Volkswagen to run their cars in the dakar race preferring to make his OWN car. the H-3. He made a car in 90 days. damn!
Wow bad day today, transmition troubles for RG. Finished 119th down to 60th in the overall standings.
http://www.robbygordon.com/cms/publish/art...ticle_597.shtml
jeff_536
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:25 PM
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Robbie Gordon has also driven in CART...indy-style cars...as well as some endurance racing
He's probably among the most versatile drivers in America.
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:26 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn)
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (dna4ever)
Cops just called and they found renae, she is ok
Was she wandering the streets of vegas strung out on crystal meth, e, and heroin, unwashed, screaming about where all the "anonymous strangers" are and threating to beat up that "fu
cking wizard"?
just asking? hehe
No, I was hanging out with my husband but close enough. Save this and repost it on 2/18/06 cause it will probably be true by then.
We can only hope! haha!
SAM_Hard8
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:27 PM
Wow, I made it through the first day.
Almost all caught up on posts and will start on the trip report tomorrow.
See you all from home.
TURD
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:27 PM
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8)
QUOTE (tall0n)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Umm for American racing, most likly because most of the open wheel drivers are foriegn born. Also Jim Beam is one Robbie Gordon's primary sponsors during the regular NASCAR season.
It's an offroad race....
I have since found out that apparently Robbie Gordon is a better Off-road racer. that's his background. Apparently won the Baja 1000 a couple of times and he actually turned down Volkswagen to run their cars in the dakar race preferring to make his OWN car. the H-3. He made a car in 90 days. damn!
Wow bad day today, transmition troubles for RG. Finished 119th down to 60th in the overall standings.
http://www.robbygordon.com/cms/publish/article_597.shtml
ARGH! i guess he can't call Aamaco! hehe.
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:28 PM
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8)
Wow, I made it through the first day.
Almost all caught up on posts and will start on the trip report tomorrow.
See you all from home.
TURD
Night Sam
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:28 PM
QUOTE (mulhs82)
Hey renae.
welcome back to the world of drugs, sex and randomness.
Good to be back, John. Also waving frantically at Nik and Jeff.
Who's going to TP/MM and support me so I can do this all day? I seriously hate my boss. The thought of having to deal with him makes me come up with every excuse in the book to not go. Fortunately, I have a lot of excuses.
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:29 PM
QUOTE (dolfan)
QUOTE (missIdaho)
QUOTE (dolfan)
QUOTE (missIdaho)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
I jerked off with Irish Spring bar soar for 4 days straight once. After that, I couldn't touch the head of my penis for a week. The grains in the soap made it hurt.
Lesson learned.
Irish Spring soap is actually one of my favorite smells. It's right up there will freshly laid asphault. I'm not kidding.
Weird. I actually like the asphalt smell, too. I've never noticed anything special about Irish Spring. But I'll never jerk off with it now.
Damn. Knew I should have kept you.
Yes, because I've always thought it's my enjoyment of the smell of asphalt that makes me such a catch.
It is quite fantastic.
rocksquid
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:30 PM
time for me to fly folks, have a great night. See you all in the morning.
missIdaho
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:30 PM
http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=44274
Congrats Sharon. I don't even get honorable mention anymore. Time to break out the cleavage for a new avatar.
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:31 PM
QUOTE (Nikki_N)
QUOTE (rocksquid)
I tip the scales between 145 and 150 norm. 6 ft
Damn, the last time I smoked the ganj, I ate a large portion of a 3 lb bag of MandMs and almost a whole bag of crunchy cheetos. I have to stay away from it, lest I get as big as Stampy.
When you smoke everyday you get accustomed to the munchies and they don't bother you nearly as much. However, I do find it's still hard to control other impulses when I'm high. I've mastered the not eating a whole bag of M&Ms but I can't stop myself from buying weird sh
it at WalMart.
Ron_Mexico
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:31 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
Hey renae.
welcome back to the world of drugs, sex and randomness.
Good to be back, John. Also waving frantically at Nik and Jeff.
Who's going to TP/MM and support me so I can do this all day? I seriously hate my boss. The thought of having to deal with him makes me come up with every excuse in the book to not go. Fortunately, I have a lot of excuses.
Which one of those is John familiar with?
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:32 PM
QUOTE (Nikki_N)
QUOTE (mulhs82)
QUOTE (Nikki_N)
QUOTE (rocksquid)
I tip the scales between 145 and 150 norm. 6 ft
Damn, the last time I smoked the ganj, I ate a large portion of a 3 lb bag of MandMs and almost a whole bag of crunchy cheetos. I have to stay away from it, lest I get as big as Stampy.
I'm beginning to think I should try a mind altering substance.
Weed is good if you're trying to bulk up. It's nice to fu
ck on, too and makes for a lovely nap afterward.
Since she said it 3 times, I think she means it.
jeff_536
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:34 PM
Looks like there's some race fans in the army.
mulhs82
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:34 PM
QUOTE (jeff_536)
QUOTE (tall0n)
So a NASCAR guy Robbie Gordon is doing the Dakar race? in a "specially prepared Hummer H3 on Toyo Tires with sponsorship from Jim Beam in his quest to become the first American to win the Dakar Rally in its 28-year history."
A NASCAR guy is our best hope?
Robbie Gordon has also driven in CART...indy-style cars...as well as some endurance racing
He's probably among the most versatile drivers in America.
I would tend to agree with this statement. The only other one off the top of my head would be Tony Stewart, but I would be surprised if there were not a lot of older drivers that could hang as well.
renaedawn
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:35 PM
QUOTE (jeff_536)
QUOTE (renaedawn)
QUOTE (Whiskey16)
Wasn't today Renae's first day with the new boss?
Nope, that was supposed to be the 8th but now it's moved to the 23rd. However, it's starting to look like it might be another 2 weeks after that cause they haven't begun the process of naming the person for that position yet.
okay, i'll ask...where the censored were you today, babygirl?
Hanging out. Mostly on the couch. Braless. Did I forget anything?
Ron_Mexico
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:35 PM
If I put a Ken doll up my ass, does it make me gay b/c the doll is a male? Would it be different if it was a Barbie?
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:37 PM
QUOTE (missIdaho)
http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=44274
Congrats Sharon. I don't even get honorable mention anymore. Time to break out the cleavage for a new avatar.
Sorry
I didn't even know it was going on.. I however am quite happy to be nominated
dna4ever
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:37 PM
I'm back fire up the parade
Smacciemac
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:38 PM
QUOTE (dna4ever)
I'm back fire up the parade
Shhhhhh everyone and stop talking about dna.. He's Back..
tall0n
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:39 PM
where did whiskey go?
fryer98
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006, 1:39 PM
Ron - make sure you finger bang it first....ya know?
jeff - my brother bought me a year member ship to the NASCAR Members Club. I haven't really looked into what it's all about yet, but remind me to let you know when I do, or check it out yourself.
everyone - i think you know by now
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