Evening all....
Did I miss something? Ron is on Allie's team? My Team? Well SH
IT! I'm NEVER gonna be in now! ;( I'm toast! ;(
[quote=Ron_Mexico][quote=Velkro][quote=Allie]My goodness we've been a busy little Crew today while I've been gone! Trades happening, free agents getting snapped up. And all while I have not been here to get in on the action!
In that vein, I am making a pre-emptive strike.
I'm not exactly sure what Mr. Mexico's status is here....as he did the sign up spiel, but does not post here much....just the occassional, but always stimulating camero appearance.
However....I hereby claim him. No more "would you like to be on my list" sh
it. You're on it Mexico and you're going to fu
cking like it. :twisted:
As for the rest of my list....
Where is Normie today? Norm, I have needs to be met!
Ivan...congrats on your anniversary! Your wife has a very sweet man. Did she like her necklace??
Monkey's status is still undetermined, as he has not responded.
Oh, and hi everyone .

[/quote]
You ain't seen the best yet. THOSE will be addressing the Army shortly. It's kinda hard to write his speech while 4 tabling.[/quote]
Not exactly what I was picked for, but I love Allie for thinking of me. Even if it was for biggest douche on the site, I 'm just happy to be thought of.
I shag like a minx and give oral for days. Allie, you are one lucky canadian penis pillow.[/quote]
I'm done. allie kicks me to the curb. ;(
[quote=mulhs82][quote=Nikki_N]My husband if 5'6".[/quote]
first shoes sizes...now height....6'4"[/quote]
I call shenanigans! You are not 4 inches taller than me!
[quote=dms26][quote=dna4ever][quote=Smacciemac]I have a really bad headache..
[/quote]
I'm Sorry Hun, need some medicine? :wink:
[quote=Nikki_N]My husband if 5'6".[/quote]
6'3, just weighed myself last night, 139 :shock:[/quote]
go back to Mc'Ds and order another 30 burgers
I'm home now getting ready to meet up with Norm....at a bar. Shocked?[/quote]
The boy can hang.....
Needs a little coaching, but he can hang!
He's got my respect!
[quote=mulhs82][quote=dms26][quote=dna4ever][quote=Smacciemac]I have a really bad headache..
[/quote]
I'm Sorry Hun, need some medicine? :wink:
[quote=Nikki_N]My husband if 5'6".[/quote]
6'3, just weighed myself last night, 139 :shock:[/quote]
go back to Mc'Ds and order another 30 burgers
I'm home now getting ready to meet up with Norm....at a bar. Shocked?[/quote]
you are in for a hell of a good time[/quote]
If he says he had a bad time, i'm gonna kill myself!
Bar, Strip Club, I got brains, he was supposed to, but apparently he didn't, back to bar.
I tried!
[quote=Nikki_N][quote=dms26][quote=dna4ever][quote=Smacciemac]I have a really bad headache..
[/quote]
I'm Sorry Hun, need some medicine? :wink:
[quote=Nikki_N]My husband if 5'6".[/quote]
6'3, just weighed myself last night, 139 :shock:[/quote]
go back to Mc'Ds and order another 30 burgers
I'm home now getting ready to meet up with Norm....at a bar. Shocked?[/quote]
Have a shot for me! Tequila or Jaeger, your choice.[/quote]
I had a JagerBomb. He wimped!

hehe
[quote=missIdaho]Lunch:
BLT on white
Pickle
Bar B Que Chips
Wild Cherry Pepsi[/quote]
B oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[quote=speedz99][quote=Nikki_N][quote=speedz99][quote=renaedawn]WHO THE censored ARE YOU?????[/quote]
name: Matt
age: 24
sex: male (pre-op)
occupation: marketing
location: 'zona
children?: 9 month old cat
marital/relationship status: proposing soon
misc: i'm the guy that was working has a
ss off beneath you while you were staring into Ronnie's eyes[/quote]
read page one of this thread and follow the instructions.[/quote]
Sorry, I'm not reading through the old thread. I promise not to ask about inside jokes or references to previous conversations. I'll just be stopping bye from time to time to say hello and crack a weak joke or two.
Don't blackball me...[/quote]
Go Away! I've read every last word and it is what makes us who we are. Go Blow a Donkey!
[quote=Smacciemac][quote=Nikki_N][quote=Ron_Mexico]
Two girls slobbin on the knob doing the old harmonica while the other one has a ball in her mouth. Now we're talking.[/quote]
Have you had the double brain?[/quote]
I gave double Brain once.. It was on my friends boyfriend.. once she sobered up she was mad at me for it.. Ugghh.. Girls..
This is why I no longer have any friends that are girls.. we are all catty bit
ches..[/quote]
Bottom line, Girls can't get along with other girls. period!
[quote=Smacciemac][quote=jeff_536][quote=Smacciemac][quote=bleacherbum
3][quote=Smacciemac][quote=bleacherbum3][quote=Smacciemac][quote=Nikki_
N][quote=Ron_Mexico]
Two girls slobbin on the knob doing the old harmonica while the other one has a ball in her mouth. Now we're talking.[/quote]
Have you had the double brain?[/quote]
I gave double Brain once.. It was on my friends boyfriend.. once she sobered up she was mad at me for it.. Ugghh.. Girls..
This is why I no longer have any friends that are girls..
we are all catty bit[b]ches[/b]..[/quote]
That's all right, as long as you give double Brain.[/quote]
I mean .. C'mon.. You BEG me to give your boyfriend double brain with you and then get mad at me.. Nuts..[/quote]
Maybe she was jealous you were "more talented" than her?????[/quote]
Well then she should have worried about that "Before" she begged me.. It's not like we didn't do our fair share of things like that together a few times.. We were best friends for like 15 years.. We have kissed eachother, showered together a million times, did one of my boyfriends together, went naked skinny dipping in a water park we snuck into at night when I was a life guard (Yes John Raging Waters in Wildwood).. But you give her boyfriend Brains jst one little time and BAM.. friendship over.. Ughh.. Women suck[/quote]
She single?[/quote]
Hehe I wouldn't know.. Like I said 15 year friendship over.. over some guy she stayed with for less than a year..
Made me a little weary about that kind of thing and I haven't done anything like it since..[/quote]
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[quote=PAYforUSC][quote=missIdaho]Lunch:
BLT on white
Pickle
Bar B Que Chips
Wild Cherry Pepsi [/quote]
this totally made me get up and take a 10 minute break to get a soda from the breakroom. good thing i've only been here a half hour. work sucks.[/quote]
Whomever this is........ I'M NOT HAPPY!
[quote=missIdaho][quote=PAYforUSC][quote=missIdaho]Lunch:
BLT on white
Pickle
Bar B Que Chips
Wild Cherry Pepsi [/quote]
this totally made me get up and take a 10 minute break to get a soda from the breakroom. good thing i've only been here a half hour. work sucks.[/quote]
Mix Wild Cherry Pepsi with Malibu Rum for maximum enjoyment.[/quote]
I hate you all!
Well, not really! But you know who = mean to me! BAH!
[quote=mulhs82][quote=Smacciemac][quote=Nikki_N][quote=Smacciemac][quo
te=bleacherbum3][quote=Smacciemac][quote=Nikki_N][quote=Ron_Mexico]
Two girls slobbin on the knob doing the old harmonica while the other one has a ball in her mouth. Now we're talking.[/quote]
Have you had the double brain?[/quote]
I gave double Brain once.. It was on my friends boyfriend.. once she sobered up she was mad at me for it.. Ugghh.. Girls..
This is why I no longer have any friends that are girls..
we are all catty bit[b]ches[/b]..[/quote]
That's all right, as long as you give double Brain.[/quote]
I mean .. C'mon.. You BEG me to give your boyfriend double brain with you and then get mad at me.. Nuts..[/quote]
Wow. Girls are psycho.[/quote]
We really are..[/quote]
Norm knows this first hand.[/quote]
From the mouths of babes!
[quote=Allie][quote=jeff_536]In canada, the girls get completely naked and the alcohol flows like Tang.
JS[/quote]
You got that right hunny.[/quote]
Allie! HI! ME NORM!
I try so hard.

Actually i am HARD!
[quote=Allie][quote=jeff_536]i've made some offers, i'll complete it here...
if allie or idaho wants pics that have piqued Nik's interest, pm me the email addy you want it sent to.[/quote]
I'm on it. (hehe, I said it again :wink: )[/quote]
*sits in corner and pouts*
[quote=Allie][quote=Ron_Mexico][quote=Velkro][quote=Allie]My goodness we've been a busy little Crew today while I've been gone! Trades happening, free agents getting snapped up. And all while I have not been here to get in on the action!
In that vein, I am making a pre-emptive strike.
I'm not exactly sure what Mr. Mexico's status is here....as he did the sign up spiel, but does not post here much....just the occassional, but always stimulating camero appearance.
However....I hereby claim him. No more "would you like to be on my list" sh
it. You're on it Mexico and you're going to fu
cking like it. :twisted:
As for the rest of my list....
Where is Normie today? Norm, I have needs to be met!
Ivan...congrats on your anniversary! Your wife has a very sweet man. Did she like her necklace??
Monkey's status is still undetermined, as he has not responded.
Oh, and hi everyone .

[/quote]
You ain't seen the best yet. THOSE will be addressing the Army shortly. It's kinda hard to write his speech while 4 tabling.[/quote]
Not exactly what I was picked for, but I love Allie for thinking of me. Even if it was for biggest douche on the site, I 'm just happy to be thought of.
I shag like a minx and give oral for days. Allie, you are one lucky canadian penis pillow.[/quote]
Wooofu
ckinghooooo!
Ronnie baby, you were picked, by me, to be on my "list". That means I own you. You're on my team. Etc.
I'm fairly accomplished in the beeeerains giving department myself, so trust me, it's not a bad deal for you.
Also, I like Irish penises.[/quote]
Hungarians get no love! ;(
[quote=Nikki_N][quote=fryer98]I'm out in 86th....cause I know you all care.[/quote]
We do care![/quote]
No you don't! Well, for him you do!

hehe
[quote=Allie][quote=crazyIvan][quote=Allie][quote=crazyIvan][quote=All
ie]I finally made an account and a deposit at FCP tonite.
Played my first SNG - $5 - I won.
some of these people play amazingly bad....one hand of note:
Middle position with KK. One limper ahead of me. Blinds 75/150. I raise to 500. Guy to my left calls. Limper reraises all in for another 225. I call (didnt' have the option to reraise against the other guy..??). The other dude, WHO CALLED MY 500 - FOLDS INSTEAD OF CALLING THE 255 MORE. Wtf?????????[/quote]
WTG![/quote]
Thx sweetie. I know you're having a bad poker run these days. Stay patient - don't let your frustration translate into bad plays. Take a break maybe! Here's a hug![/quote]
Thx for the hug!
I sure hope management will pass along some of its profits???????[/quote]
Profit sharing is based on performance. :twisted:[/quote]
And the return is? hmmmmmm?
And everyone goes to bed.
Ahhhhhh boooooooooooooooo!