Ron_Mexico
Thursday, December 29th, 2005, 2:44 PM
QUOTE (Nikki_N)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico)
an amusing anecdote for my peeps.
As I get outside, it dawns on me that that wasn't my roommate, or even someone I've ever even met.
Classic, I think
Who was the guy in your livingroom?
Some friend of my roommates, from Kentucky.
Another side note, based on Speedz comment. Another time, I was giving a quick listen at his door, (yes I am a scumbag, but it sounded good) and this girl was moaning and whatnot, and you could tell he was going down on her, then she stopped and all I heard was "can you give me a little help here"
I laughed almost outloud. He was bombed and couldn't get it going.
His stories are better than mine. Mine usually go by the numbers, except for that time I did the three in one on a one night stand, and she called me the two days later and told me she could barely sit down at work b/c I was a little too vigoruos on the third input. The best part was me saying right before I went to the bathroom, "when I come back, I'm banging you in the ass"
When I returned from the bathroom, she was warming it up with two of her own fingers and a vibrator on her business. I was so bombed, I tried a one manned DP. Oddly, that was the one thing she said no to. And this was a girl that was blowing me in my car, on the main road of CityPlace in WPB, (google it) two hours after meeting me.
There, I have a sex life too. It's just my boy's is better.
I'm in tonight.