Ron,

Sometimes I only post on here hoping you will reply to my post. I wouldn't care if it was a flame or a pat on the back. But so far notta. I recognize you as one of the greatest posters of our generation, poker related or other. Please fulfill my dream so I can go on with the rest of my life knowing that you recognize me as a humanbeing or some other form of life form.

No Tim, YOU make leprosy hot. I would eat that large granuloma right off your antipody pathways any day.

wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I was tired last night and didnt get a chance to log on. Rest assured, I am still here. I'm not going anywhere for now.




+1

Not my cup of tea, but I hear Royal is into that kinda wierd shit...five bucks says he sprung wood at that sentence.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!

Why'd they have to stop the leper poker game?
They all threw their hands in.

--RuffRidr

Jinky,
I shall call you...Mini Me. I will teach you everything I know about being a degenerate filled with nothing but sarcasm and poop. I will teach you the art of making gay jokes and how to FYP properly. Before it's all said and done, you will take over my reign and forum moron.
Can I call you Jinky? Your handle isn't that catchy otherwise.

Just in case anyone ever wondered if our friend Ron was actually gay or just kidding around...BOOK IT!!!

I kid because I love.

Royal springing wood.. nothing new to me!!!!

This thread made me laugh. Thank you thread.

FYP

SIIHP

The addition of the FCP tables and look of the homepage are obviously huge and will be the major topic of conversation right now on the forum, there is a lot of new stuff and well, people like to talk about new stuff. There are two things you could do instead of leaving, you could be patient and wait for the hype to wane when things will surly be back to the usual banter. Or post some topics you want to talk about yourself; you do have the ability to post what ever you want so why not take advantage?

Hmmm .... weren't you in LOTR? :wink:

Holy hairballs batman!! I am going home early today to rest up for your wealth of knowledge I am about to receive(and other things I will receive)from you. Everyone hear thinks I'm a little sick now anyway after the sound I made after reading your post. F that protege contest. This is the only thing I want for Christmas. Yes, I said Christmas. Not happy holidays or some other politically correct BS. God I hate those bafoones who must make a friggin bill to pass in congress to buy a pack of gum because it might beused in the making of some illegal drug in my neighbors bathtub here in the trailer park. oops did I say too much?

Why, yes I was. Always nice to meet a fan...especially one as gorgeous as yourself. :wink:

I like it here. I just want to say that my work days would be approximately 74% more boring without the laughs I get from you guys.

*single tear*

On second thought Ron let me pm dna and ask him if it's ok first.

Enough with the studying already.

Speaking of which... his head keeps bumping the keyboard tray and causing me typos

Good riddance.

I think now with all the changes on FCP I need to announce that I, just don't like poker....I was just here to get good advice from smart guys like 'theredpill99' and 'heel'
I just don't think I can continue going forward in my life without sharing this with you all... CRAP!!!!!!!

OP, I am sad to see you go...but before you leave, please do me a favour
carefully pull your lower lip out and place it over your head...NOW SWALLOW HARD !!!!!

I have a fissure

i think it's quite obvious what he retired from...he hasn't beaten a reporter since...

Am I allowed to call you Hobbit?

I might just let you. The hookers always charge extra for that.

But then, you knew that...

I suppose...damn, how can I say no to that...tummy :twisted:

What kind of soup?

UH OH I better get that skin rash looked at :cry:

ONE more week baby :!:

Don't let the do or hit you in the a$$ on the way out

I just wanted to let everyone know I have switched to De-Caf & I will not be able to concentrate on posting anymore.

Oh god you're killin me with that decaf

Show me one post that you've made that shows you concentrated

Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm switching from being an attention whore to just talking about poker strategy. Sorry but you'll have to go on with your lives without me stroking your egos.





Um, sure. And the OP's leaving too. Yeah............

this guy had like 47 posts, what about kowboy koop

:shock:
last time i looked the forums haven't changed a bit and thats where all the fun is
it'll take a while to cool down but the site will still have the same feel

HEY OP!!!

look what you caused!!!