$10 will be awarded to the first poster who correctly guesses my age. If it is guessed multiple times, the first three people who guessed it correctly will each win $10. The payout will be made via Pokerstars transfer.

Basically, I'm just bored and looking for something to entertain myself. Plus, I'm a total attention whore. I suppose this will get moved to Off Topic eventually, but please just let it sit in General and get a little run for a while. Hopefully I haven't already revealed my age in a previous post. Either way, more power to you if you already know the answer. Let the guessing begin!

P.S. I have to poop so I'll be in the bathroom for the next ten minutes if you need me.

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34.

Give me my money!

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27

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.

Give me my money!

TimDog Im sold...

Ill guess 34 as well

No results yet! Patience is a virtue grasshopper.

Ill take Swords for 800.

I'll take The Rapists for 200, Alex.

A brazilion yrs old...

Nah ill guess 23

see my sig for my Stars name

Exactly. I'm so right about this. Nobody in their 20's is making a 'Kung Fu' reference.

BTW - What happened to the Quagmire avatar?

Who knows? I'm very mysterious. I could be 75. I could be 16. The intrigue grows.

I just got tired of looking at it after a while. I'll probably bring it back eventually, but I'm not sure if it fits the size requirements anymore. I like the one I have now because most people don't get the reference.

23, 5'11'', 170lbs., and 6''.

Am I right?

I'll resist the urge to google. I want to say it's Ben Franklin...

Six inches? In my dreams!

You're 13'' in mine, lover.

A hundred and six years old,

33

Ill take famous titties for 800!

I'm not that deep my friend. It's from an SNL skit. Do you remember the Celebrity Jeapordy skit where Sean Connery (Darrel Hammond) chooses the category in my avatar, but pronounces it "penis mightier"?

Aaaaaaaaaaah. Gotcha. That's much cooler than quoting Ben Franklin... :oops:

It's more sophisticated too, I might add. Does that make you want to change your guess?

Nope. I've heard of 34 year olds watching SNL. It happens.

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22

I will guess 29

25

My guess is: Turd is my hero years old.

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

23

I wanna say turdy, but I'll go with 24.

I'll take 31.

fyp

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SIX

Still no right answers folks. I'm so freakin mysterious. If nobody guesses by tomorrow I'll up the prize.

You're so clever it's scary.

Then can I guess again? Or am I locked into 34?

You can guess one more time tomorrow if nobody has gotten it by then. This thread probably wont get much action tonight so you'll most likely get another chance when the stakes are higher. I'm rooting for you to win this thing. Don't suck tomorrow!

17.00

Seriously? You don't even give me credit for having graduated high school?

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32

I was just going with te average age on the forum. People where already quoting in the 20s and 30s so I thought I would go a different route.

OK then, how about 42.

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39

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Alright. New day, new guess.

35.