I you had to sit down for a 4 hour session of limit poker, what FCP'rs would you most like to have at your table? Poker ability aside. I'm talking entertainment purposes here.

This is a tough one because there are so many and you wouldn't want to leave anyone out, but just make the list, Sophie's Choice style.
No DN

Ron Mexico (I have to be there, its my table)
Iveyfan39 (39, I love that joke)
Royal (until I actually meet him, he's probably a douche in real life)
CaneBrain
Beans-n-icewater
Timdog
Alf13
speedz99
DNA4ever (would he be any good without the pics?)
Spademan


Now, that being said, I have a bunch of other tables in my head, The ladies of FCP, Krup and Keith Crime, the army table with Whiskey and Jeff,
just too many to list and I can't even remember half of you until I go back into the forum and see your names, but I like my table. Drinks and poker, I think this table would be interesting.
A lot of fun and gayness to be had by all.

Create a table and make people mad at you by leaving them out b/c there are only 10 seats.

I would just play myself heads up because I pwn, and I hate you all.

And to think, you were on table three.

Yeah, but I was dealing, and I didn't get any good tips.

kowboykoop and teneight

heads up battle to death

Your list is very similar to mine...

I say:

1. Ron Mexico
2. Royal
3. Speedz
4. CaneBrain
5. Pay for USC
6. Beans n Icewater
7. IveyFan
8. Zimmer
9. Alf13
10. DNA4ever

There are many more...that is just off the top of the dome.

We would have Miss Idaho deal in the nude.

You would enjoy sitting at that table? I'd fucking kill myself.


I could just hear it now.

No I'm not.

Yes you are.

No I'm not.

Yes you are.

jfarell
theredpill
teneight
kowboykoop
ron mexico
royaltour
tritz
beans and icewater
spademan
vatche

1. Me
2. Ron
3. Royal
4. Teneight
5. KowboyKoop (Just so him and Teneight can go at it)
6. MissIdaho
7. Alf
8. Dna
9. Iveyfan
10. Beans

loll...it would be entertainment at its finest

they have the potentiol of being the matusow/sheek of FCP

Ron Mexico - i generally like fat guys
Royal - i agree that he's probably a dueche in real life, but that way we can make fun of him while we play
Alf13 - seems to like the fat chicks, which is ok by me
Ray Powers - complains he gets sucked out on all the time so i would play crap hands against him for the humor value
Spademan - generally funny and goes over the line just enough to make things uncomfortable
Actuary - doesn't spend time in General but is taking the game very seriously at the moment which i'm sure we could make fun of
Iveyfan30 - always up for a jopke now and again
turd ferguson - see iveyfan30
steve7stud - i think our gay jokes would make him so uncomfortable that he might have to leave
CodyHartman - my wild card that has recently stepped up his game

EDIT: oops, forgot myself...Cody, you're cut

and honorable mention to Vatche

with the official DN card protector in her vag.

Sorry.

I do enjoy a little PayforUsc as well, I thought of Zim, but he is too young to get most of my jokes.

Steve7stud is too nice to be at my table. I'm a foul mouth. I know, hard to believe.
So many others, but I like mine.

C'mon. You have to see the value in having a straight man at the table to make horribly uncomfortable.

I would hit the Newly chubby Jennicide like the apocalypse is upon us.

Does that make me a fatty lover?

I guesss it does. nevermind.

im so excited to be on everyones list........






~sw

Since the odds are about 4-1 for you being slightly psychopathic...I think I'll keep you off my list.

~no sw

Dude...you are on the waiting list on mine....while we wait for Zimmer to pass his fake ID with the floorman...you can sit in on a few hands.

1. ron mexico
2.speedz
3. cane
4.alf
5.zimm<somebody has to win>
6.cody hartman<just so i could say "how did screech get on this table>
7.usc
8.royal
9. me
10.jfarrel


edit..tritz would be on my waiting list....obvious reasons


edit 2 just saw where it said no dn

she's cute ...

LMAO! What exactly makes my psychopathic.............












then again............

Then it won't be Zimmer at the table. It'll be Dr. Rick Sandberg.

I am both honored and pwned at the same time.

Another benefit to me being at your table: I drink a lot.

Ray

1. Me (getting really drunk)
2. Ron Mexico (leading the humor)
3. Zim (if he gets up; just freeze his money until he can prove his age)
4. Heel3d (just need to avoid him trapping me with that flush draw)
5. Tritz (he can bring his software)
6. Miss Idaho (nice belly)
7. Sauce (need i say more)
8. Custom (i would surely need a mod there)
9. Spade (need to see how good he is)
10. USC (for his all around game and humor)


I like variety in my games.

I'll take all the pot smokers of FCP...

that'd make for a slow game but fun times.

Im in with a Vanilla Dutch.

Hurmm ok, giving it a shot.

1. Uh, me.
2. DNA4Ever
3. Miss Idaho
4. Speedz
5. Renae
6. Custom
7. Marion Sauce
8. Smasharoo
9. Royal
10. Governator

Yeah, that looks like an entertaining mix to me. I expect one fight, some rampant flirting, and maybe even a little good poker.

Ray

1. Ron Mexico
2. Royal Tour
3. Beans
4. 10-8
5. Alf
6. Speedz
7. tritz
8. Vatche
9. IveyFan
10. DN

I'd have a blast at that table. Seeing my name on that list brought a little tear to my eye. And made me splooge a little in my pants. Which is unfortunate as I'm still at work.

My list would actually be quite similar. I'd pick the same table, but drop Royal (nothing personal, but deep-down I know I'd never be able to compete for Ron's homo-erotic affections, so I'd prefer not to try). And Beans. I've never gotten the Beans. And I almost feel bad 'cause so many cool people like him that I feel like I must be missing something. Regardless, Beans is out.

I'd add Turd (Ron, I gotta go to bat for the Turd, I'm disappointed in you) and Tritz. And I want to sit between Alf & Tritz. Now that'd be a good time...

Thats a game I would play.(and suck at)
I have been killing the 1 and 2 table sng's lately.

Ok, folks here's mine:

1. Ron Mexico-I wouldn't normally put him on here because I wasn't at his table, but I think it's mandatory because it's his thread. I would actually prefer Mike Vick, but Ron will do if he wears an American flag thong.

2. Beans-n-Icewater- I just want to see his legendary card protector.

3. Spademan-Because I pwn him in every nutbar session.

4. Speedz-You have to go with Speedz because he brings Matt Damon along, and I want his autograph.......for my girlfriend. Plus, he's got a unit like you wouldn't believe.

5. Dunkin Donuts-Two reasons for this pick. First of all, he could provide the whole table with iced lattes, and secondly, because he could keep everybody's grammar in line.

6. DNA-He has to be there because this thread is useless without pictures. Also, I could ask him the password to this week's Neg-O. He hasn't been responding to my PMs.

7. Royal Tour-He makes the cut because I've never met a real live Canadian before. I want to experience all that life has to offer.

8. Jennings7-Because he would take the whole game too seriously and try to get us all banned. He would act as the dramatic foil.

9. turd ferguson

10. I don't play ten handed games. The table is too crowded, and I have very sensitive elbows.

Edit: Timdog gets the ten seat. I posted this before I saw how he got my back. Also, he's damn entertaining. I guess I'll suffer through the hypothetically crowded table just for you timdog.

I'm available. You could return the love, just sayin'....

dna4ever
renaedawn
missidaho
Nikki_N
Alliee
Smacciemac
theresa113
poker_cutie
honey2
Custom36

Here's mine....3 flavored table...donk's, serious players and easy on the eyes...

1) Jfarrell
2) Tritz
3) Royal
4) Ron Mexico
5) Speedz99
6) DNA4ever
7)Alf13
8)Spademan
9)vvganeshavv
and 10) me

I'll let you decide who is which flavor....

And you still wouldn't get laid...

FMP

im pretty sure me and doug would get it on before the night was over.

this was picks for entertainment purposes right?

ron
spade
cane
dna
tritz
alf13
dn
usc
speedz
myself

1) me
2) Whiskey
3) muhls
4) Ron Mexico
5) Royal Tour
6) Marion Sauce
7) Spademan
8 ) Bizzle
9) CJHunt
10) dna4ever

honorable mentions: specbrad and steve7stud

1.Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan


The rest of the table is reserved for the FCPPC

I wouldnt include any of you clowns for obvious reasons :twisted:

i like when your on top and im on bottom, JS

Interesting list in that one of these is not like the others. You're such an internet whore DNA!

Thanks, Ray, I'd sit at your table anytime. I'm probably the one you meant with the fight comment right?

Wow, so many people to offend by leaving them out and so little time. Here's my list:

1. Ron Mex. Cause you can't roll without the Mex-eeee-co.
2. Royal Tour. Leaving him out would be like leaving out 1/2 of Abbott & Costello.
3. Nikki N. Obvious. She's a great poker player and a hell of a lot of fun.
4. Fryer. Gotta have somebody to keep the insults flying when the conversation dies down.
5. Custom. I got a little soft spot. What can I say? Besides, he's teaching me this game and I can't pass up the advantage it gives me to have my coach at the table.
6. ChuckSty. No game is complete without Chuck peeing on the felt.
7. Velkro, Jeff_536, and Digital Monkey can all share the same seat. They're Canadian so they're interchangable like that.
8. Miss Idaho and DNA can also share the same seat as I'm sure she'll be sitting on his lap anyway.
9. BigDMcGee. Only the discoverer of the Krablar can teach me to play it properly. This would be a moment in history to watch the master work.
10. Oh I guess I need me too huh?

Waiting on the rail cause he's too young to get in the casino would be RonBurgundy. He'd also be throwing major insults and juvenile humor from there.

I'm gonna need a lot of beer to play this table.

thx for putting me on ur list...i feel speacial

Edit: Timdog gets the ten seat. I posted this before I saw how he got my back. Also, he's damn entertaining. I guess I'll suffer through the hypothetically crowded table just for you timdog.[/quote]

Who says this site is nothing but flaming?

Sometimes I'm so overwhelmed by the love being thrown around here that I just weep softly in my cube...



...And I'm currently 'on probation' according to that b.itch in HR...

lollll...u dont miss an oppurtunity do u?

That last sentence is making me rethink my list.

Steve - out
Tim - in

Good times.

thanks Ron I am honored. ok let me give this a shot.....

1. Me (ok easy one out of the way)
2. Ron Mexico (i enjoy laughter and people who have a clue about sports)
3. Iveyfan (sports, i like his poker style, and we could talk about philly)
4. Alf13 (how can you not love this guy....plus I want to load the table with dolphins/canes fans and I need some PLO help)
5. speedz99 (funny, same warped sense of humor we need)
6. keith crime (a wildcard...i think it wouldbe good to have a total pop culture nut for humor purposes)
7. missidaho (we need a female for the drunker players to make uncomfortable passes at)
8. cody hartman (someone has to be there to burn one down with me)
9. oziumrules (another miami guy another funny guy)
10. Zimmer ( i find having one young guy around is always good)


just missing the cut...

custom---- i like him but I put the over/under on number of times we would offend him in 4 hours at 13.5

10-8---once he mellowed out he's cool...but I wouldnt put him and Kowboy in a room together for all of king midas' silver

royal---sounds like everyone else in my group likes him but I have met plenty of canadians so its just not as exotic for me

dna---just missed...no real reason, he is a funny guy

nikki n, allie, vvganeshavv----I think its only fair to only submit one female to this

Nah, I figure your and I's little row a while back is long over. I actually figured Smash plus poker plus donkey plays while consuming alcohol would be bound to start something with someone..

Ray

phew, at least i made somebody's list.

Those asshats at Taco Bell put rice in my grilled stuffed burrito, gave me a chicken quesadilla instead of a steak one. Censoridians!

we gotta show 'em the west coast offense