why is it that if i cash 500

i only have 485 in my account

maybe cuz my account is canadian?

It's because you touch yourself at night.

it should list the dollar values in both canadian and american dollars. or maybe the site forced you to keep $15 in your account for some reason so it was automatically bounced back.

check your firepay transaction history and see how much was cashed out

It should give you your balance in both canadian and american dollars. The problem with fire pay is they give you less than the actual exchange rate. So basically they change your money into canadian dollars for less than its actually worth and therefore its worth less in american dollars as well. Im not 100% sure thats the cause in your case but im pretty sure.

BINGO...I knew those years locked in Mommy's bathroom would cost me in the future...

BTW, as I get older I find that I don't shoot with distance anymore...I just sort of gob out...thoughts?

ya.. wut a rip... those numbers above arent accurate but

always when i withdraw to firepay, the amount is ALWAYS LESS

1). You're doing it too often, space out your nut-busting and you'll be painting the ceiling again in no time.

2). Your prostate has become weak and probably cancerous. You will die soon. Please leave me all of your money and belongings.

Thanks for the kind words and concerns...I do find that I get my distance back when I do a little anal prodding...and I do get my prostate checked on a weekly basis...its funny though, the Dr. always seems to rest his hands on my shoulders when he checks me and I have runny farts afterward...thoughts?