Fergie




OR


Shakira

fergie.

and it's not even close.

Fergie

In those pics Shakira

I agree. We need a better picture of Fergie.

Shakira for sure. Fergie looks bad in that pic.

Shakira

I concur.

fergie... she has a look that I just want to fuck the brains out of

I wouldn't kick either one out of bed, but .................... Fergie.

Shakira.

Dated a girl once who had a fragile ego, and whenever she asked, "Would have you sex with _________?" we had an unwritten agreement that I'd just say, "What? Sheesh, of course not. She's hideous" and then point out some feature that my girlfriend had that was better.

Penultimate conversation with GF:

(sitting on couch, mesmerized by Shakira 'Whenever, Wherever' video)

GF: "Would you have sex with Shakira?"
Iceman: "Come on, honey. I love you."
GF: "I know, but I wanna know. I don't care. Would you have sex with Shakira?"
Iceman: "Honey, don't be so insecure. I will never cheat on you. I love you so much."
GF: "Yeah, but what if you wouldn't get caught? Or what if you could immediately go back in time and make it so it never happened?"
Iceman: "That second part there doesn't make any sense, but, honey, you're wonderful. Don't worry, beautiful."

(pause... glorious, pause, meaning the conversation might be over, and she's probably thinking about shoes, or how she hates her hips or something)

Iceman: "Besides, she'd never fuck a dude like me..."




Final conversation with (now ex) GF:


(ex)GF: "I want my fucking CDs back and my goddamned scented candles! I hate you you fucking asshole!"

Iceman: "Not only would I make Shakira squeal like a stuck big, I'd pound each and every woman you ever asked that question about until their vaginas looked like roast-beef sanwiches after a meat-mallet had been taken to them. Also, you're a whore and I porked your best friend."



So, uh....

Shakira. Definitely Shakira.

Ice

Ty, roflmao.

Fergie

Shakira bothers me due to the whole 'no-talent assclown, but hot, therefore famous' thing, but Fergie looks like a fucking drag queen 30% of the time.

Non-drag queen Fergie >>>>> Shakira.

Drag queen Fergie << Shakira.

shakira's face on fergie's body


i really think fergie is a butterface


sigh imo



(not that i wouldn't pound it)

Shakira- but, I love the hips.

Amen

See my avatar. There might be some women where this would be a close call, but not Fergie.

I think Shakira

Best breakup story ever.

3rd

By far

Thanks Ice

Did she really think you weren't going to let her have the candles?

Silly, silly girl.

Bitch had another thing coming.

I smell like a lavendar path right now...

Ice

fergie looks like the bassist for metallica (robert trujillo) in the above pic.

Hahahaha.....good to see you around again, Ice.

both of those bitches are nasty. Fergie is a leather face. Been out in the sun too long.

Here's my favorite:

Shakira is a cutie on the street but Fergie is a freak in the bed...I know from experience dude.

How are you guys bypassing the censors ?

Bitch

Bitch

gotta earn the shit

is that 1992 alyssa milano, or are my eyes deceiving me?

shakira and it's not close.

:shock: I'm not even sure how to respond to that. You can't possibly be serious. My avatar is saddened.

shakira> all




deal

it's not that fergie has a leatherface....her face is just orange because you smeared your cheeto fingers on your monitor.

get some windex or something on your next mcd's trip.

and post pictures of girls that are at least 18, those girls that he posted don't look older than 14, fucking chymo.

You have got to be joking. You have seen Shakira dance right? All I have to say is that after I saw the video to Objection Tango...I could have died a happy man.

it's only fitting...read his blog, and you'll see he doesn't stand a chance with the high school and up crowd.

I got my credit card bill today. It reads something like this:

McDonalds ......................................... 5.23
Steak N shake ......................................9.42
Wendy's...............................................6.50
Arby's.................................................7.14
McDonalds.......................................... .6.73

I realized that I'm spending too much on fast food so I'm cutting down.

And yeah, those Alyssa Milano pictures are pretty old so she may not be 18. It's before she started f'ing with her eyebrows. I hate when chicks screw with their eyebrows.

BTW, Shakira's vagina smells.

Fergies face in the OP's post looks like this guys face:

[quote="theredpill99"]I got my credit card bill today. It reads something like this:

McDonalds ......................................... 5.23
Steak N shake ......................................9.42
Wendy's...............................................6.50
Arby's.................................................7.14
McDonalds.......................................... .6.73

I realized that I'm spending too much on fast food so I'm cutting down.

And yeah, those Alyssa Milano pictures are pretty old so she may not be 18. It's before she started f'ing with her eyebrows. I hate chicks


fyp

didn't know credit cards sent daily bills out.

It was just kinda a joke man. You'd be pretty sore if she danced like that in bed. I'd take either one and I'd die a very happy man.

lol

Pupsta is so hot right now in this thread

Sorry, I'm not into manbrows.

Good point :-)