Ive been struck by gaybets at all the wrong times today.

Examples...

I limp in late position with 89s I make a pot sized bet on the flop with a flush draw when it's checked to me, some 'tard calls and then gaybets all in on a blank turn for an absurd amount. He's the type who will call off his whole stack with marginal hands like top pair, weak kicker. Frustrating to say the least. Some guy calls. I make my 3rd nut flush on the river. They both have top pair.

I'm in the bb with 44, two people limp, and the EXTREME rockish CO who i specifically saw did not raise queens earlier decided to raise to 6 times the big blind. We both had about 160 big blinds in our stack. I call. Some douchebag from under the gun limp-raises all in for something like 40X the big blind, the CO calls and i fold.

CO has aces predictably, UTG has... DEUCES!!!! ... and i hit my set on the flop.

ITS RIGGED!!!

Is there a strategy question involved here?

No stradegy, but there is a strategy question.

How can circumvent the party poker rigging system?

sorry for the spelling error, it's late here.

I have no idea how to escape the party rigging system.

I've learned to embrace it, it works quite well.

Ahhh!

And now some guy says he folded a set to my overset.

I raise to 1.50 preflop with Queens. 2 callers. Flop comes Q/10/3 with a flush draw.


I bet $3. He raises to 8. He has roughly 10 left and i raise the rest of it.


An $10 raise into a pot that is over $20! He says he has 33', uses his time bank, and folds.


Im new to the table. That's a TERRIBLE fold, if he's not bullshitting me. :evil:

I say there's about a 5% chance at best that he actually had 33. He probably actually had something like A-10.

You can't beat retarded plays, you could get all of the advice from general(well the good advice), use it perfectly and still lose.

I had two different hands where I had AQ.

Bunch of limpers(I don't remember blinds), so I make the stand 3xBB+1 for every limper raise.

Get one caller, flop comes 3-5-5. He only has like 500 left and he checks so I put him all in(with the pot being around 900). He called and turned up 10-3 of clubs.

Another time (earlier in the SNG)in the same SNG i get AQ again, bunch of limpers, so I raise the same again(fixed to compesnate for lower blinds).

Guy called off 1/3 of his stack with 67of hearts, the flop comes something like 5-8-x cards and I check(probably a bad move) and he checks. Turn comes a 9 and by this time the minimum bet was enough to put him all in so I did and he called and had the 5-6-7-8-9 straight.

Maybe my plays were bad, but I don't think so.

Na, that's exactly how I would play those two AQ hands, although I think I may tend to over play them. However, if donks are willing to essentially go all in with crap, I'm all for it.

Lol, I love playing retarded and getting people to pay me off.

Second hand of a SNG Im sitting in late position and pick up pocket aces, there were some limpers so I raise and I get one caller(the button).

Flop comes QJ-X. It's on me to act. I push all in and he calls and turns over pocket 9s.

I just say "SMASHAROO!!!" and knock him out.

Was it dumb of me to play them that way? Yes, but what's sad is I got him to pay me off. Most online players, will call with TP/TK, he had even worse.

I watched this hand go down today on Party Poker speaking of donk plays that go right:

This guy ChicagoAl, a loose cannon raises to 5X the bb pf. LionXKing, a major major rock of a player, comes back over the top of him for 5X his raise. He makes the call for whatever reason and hits his set of 5s to crack her aces.

Implied odds I guess? Cracked me up. Poor girl was probably ready to shoot herself.

Mark