how many post do i need to make so i can be a veteran??

300 and a reach around

1 brazillion.

you need 40 posts and allow all of us vets to run a train.

the reach around was funny........but the train joke is alittle disgusting lol

trust me..it sounds disgusting but when you actually get it...it's "mucho fun"

But really it is 300 posts.

thanks norton

I'm almost there.

+1

Well hurry up... I'm waiting for the reach around.

Go go Gadget arms.

+1

300, wow.

I still feel like a newb. :wink:

You need to post 3 years in the Middle East, eating dog, and sleeping in shacks with high tech gadgets. Pissin' your bankroll away at strippers and hookers. Do it, +EV. 3 years.

well i only have round 40 post but ive been reading the forum for over a year

Forum didn't exist for over a year.

Silly newbie.

+1

i beg to differ

i know it has been around that long ive been reading it

How didn't that get any props in a sex heavy thread?

My bad. It has existed for 1 year and 10 days.

I'm just +1'ing my count on this thread anyway.

+1

How many more do you need? post each word separately... I'm slow.

WTF is the deal with there being one title for posters who have from 300 to over 8,000 posts? I know admin says there is some other level yet to be reached. Maybe at 10,000 posts? Once you reach 10,000, you should be able to claim your own title.

That would be "fresh-to-death", yo.

1

I'm thinking 1000 posts and 2000 posts should get a new title as well....

+1

I want to beat InsanityCubed to 300 posts

Perhaps the new FCP layout will include new titles for the 1000, 2000 and up posters.

It could also restart all the post counts.

Or everybody will have Charter Member as their title.

It's my son's 3rd birthday today. Way to go Seth.

+ another 1

Too bad he has to go to the doctor today for his 3rd year check-up including his needle. Oh well at least he gets cake later.

+1

Do you guys have any idea how annoying it is to take three kids under three anywhere?

Bit of a handfull

52 more posts to go. I'm going to run out of comments soon.

I will end you if you don't stop... End you....

You could always stop reading...however, I may come up with something funny.

Is it just me or does Dora the Explorer deserve a beating.

I would but this is my thread. I called it.

One last one for now. I wanted to share one of my favourite jokes of all time.

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.

:shock:

41 to go.

Who gives a rats ass about post counts? It's quality, not quantity.

Well I'm low on both. I thought my beans joke was funny enough though.

How many posts to reach Keyboard Commando? :wink:

Wrong subject but whatever - sucks that we lost kovalev. Then again, I think perezhogin will do well on the first line.

Why restart all the post counts?

I don't know. If the layout changes too much, that info might not be carried over. I don't know, I'm not a computer guy.


I would like to see more member status names though.

FCP SuperStar! for those with over 5,000 posts.