I was tired today so I put it on the replays of the WSOP airing on ESPN 2 and closed my eyes just listening to it. Well I ended up falling asleep. The very first thing I hear when I wake up is

"What's my name, I forgot my name? Is my name Phil Hellmuth? is that AK?!?!"

Forgive me for making this topic.

I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 6 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.

psh try 8 jars of vaseline..............

That's worse.

With Phil Hellmuth in the corner with a Betamax repeatedly saying "I was all in...I was all in...I was all in...

Excuse me whilst I puke in my wastebasket.

What ever happened to Betamax? I miss it.

pretty sure you're waking up somewhere in the middle of the act in that one...

This isn't worse, how?

HAHAHAHAHA oh crap that was sweet

I'm going with a mouthful of spiders.

I disagee. I had a room mate that pulled a bunch of dick pranks on us. So, we put a coffee table over him and blew an air horn so he sat up into it.

LOL

Porn happened to Betamax.

I can explain it more if you would like.

worst wake up i ever saw was freshman year of college. this one guy on our floor was a dick to people when they were drunk and one night he made the wise choice of passing out in the common area. one of my friends decided to drop his pants, spread his cheeks and sit on his face. Ahh... living in an all male freshman dorm...

Wtf did the guy do? Theres no way you can laugh about that.... He had to of hit him right?

lol

I hope you go to college Nortonfan... best time of your life by far

he tried to take a swing at him, but he was just a loud mouthed pussy that couldnt fight anyone. i dont know if he ever did get any kind of revenge.

Censored, i am still laughing outloud.

Waking up next to the last girl I slept with would have to be the worst way to wake up....

...she is what Dane Cook refers to as a lagoon creature, a bucket of yuk