Okay so it's not a major milestone like my 1,000th but I won't be posting again most likely until Sunday or next week so I figured I would get my 600th post out of the way.

Okay never mind, don't know what the hell just happened, but I could have sworn that my post count showed 599.

I must be drinking and not know it.

Go about your business.

Shut up.

+1

563!

I may just make it to 600 in the next couple of minutes.

On second thought probably not as I need to get the hell out of here very soon.

See now either the counter is broken or it will only count one post per thread since I should at least be on like 564 by now but I bet when I click on submit I will STILL be at 562.

Oh well really and truly this is my last post for at least the next few days.

I can here the cheering going on already!!!

I am using my 1138th post to make you feel small and unworthy of me.

Cheers

i'l use my 4 thousand and something post to make you both feel like you have lives compared to me, except in reality i post while at work and get paid to do so which is quite hilarious.

so your jealousy is welcome fellas. i'm pretty much a big deal

My house smells of expensive leather.

dude u need a dayjob

i'm at it right now.. you minions. I know people.

yeah motherfucker u know krupnuggets

Haha anyone with 2000 posts is a loser!

+2

Oh.

You are only allowed to celebrate your post milestones in increments of 500. Early and late celebratoin voids all posts and you must start back at 1.

Sorry.

I need to get cracking if I want to get back to 2000 posts.


Edit: +1.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.