And I told him that I had a great act, and if he would give me a moment of his time I could show him it. He said I had one minute, so hit it.

So I took out my penis and started masturbating, harder and harder until I came in my mouth, gargling the jizz-juice before swallowing. My wife came in and I fucked her in both ears until blood came out of her eyes.

Then my 10-year old brother came in. My wife shat on the floor and force fed it to my brother. She then put on a strap on and fucked him up the ass while he sucked on my balls.

The talent agent sat back and said our stuff was original if nothing else, and what did we call ourselves.

I said, The Aristocrats!

http://ruthlessreviews.com/movies/a/aristocrats.html

Ya, that's good. Would you like to have a go?

I still haven't seen the Aristrocrats :cry:

I was hoping to get a thread going on this. Anyone?

youre not missing anything, it got boring after 30 minutes