episode: thin white line
drug rehab lady: I have been obsrving your behavior and i dont think you're an addict, i think you're an idiot
peter: well i dont pay you to think hot lips in fact i dont pay you at all,
count it *makes basketball shooting motion*

What is with all of these gay family guy quotes. Family Guy has so many more funny quotes, use those.

Wow.

Good choice YET AGAIN :roll:

I Like it. I've heard them all, but most are good.

Family Guy quotes rule all, but how about a little punctuation from the OP?

I'm a comma Nazi, and I didn't even see-- that is-- 'till you pointed it out.

This is like the fifth or sixth Family Guy quote thread on FCP...why can't we stick to just one?

Smurf 1: Hey, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular.
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me.
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Ah, that is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: You smurfed it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: Yeah

Reminds of the Marklar stuff on South Park.

Good to find another South Park fan. One of the best shows on TV. Love
the Marklar episode also.

Marklar: You marklars must leave.
Missionary: But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Marklar: Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by.