Whatever...Bored at work...feel free to move into off topic. Enjoy.


With so much drama in the FCP,
It’s kinda hard bein Ron Mexico, The “G,”
But he – somehow, someway
Keeps comin up wit funny ass shit
Like every single day

May, Ron, Drop a little gay joke for us please
And talk about Royal on his knees, too
Two in the monin’ and Ron is still moanin
Cuz he’s givin some dome

He got some midgets in the livin room gettin it on, and
They aint leavin til their urges is gone and
What they gonna do? Sheeit, he got a pocket fulla anal eze
And his boy Tour do to

So pull out the beads, and blow some mo
Meh, so what what if, they don’t like da hoez!
Yeeeeah, so they gon’ fuck on the couch ta dis
Gays up hoez down while the otha homos bounce ta dis!

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind

Now, that, he got some jiz on his chin
He tries ta whipe it off, but there’s more again
So he bends over and takes it from behind
He takes a look around, and they formin a line

Everything is fine…when ya rollin wit the Royal T
He got the stimulatin motion gotcha shakin atcha knees
Who is it – it’s the man Royal T – got dna in his face
While Ronnie’s on his knees

He gets ta packin lots of man fudge lately
He lost all of his passion fo tha ladies
80 degrees, they’re only wearin jiz soaked Tee’s
Raise up off of DILLI G cuz you gets none of deez

At Ease

As I mob with FullContact, feel the breeze
And watch Ron….

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind

Later on that day…the homie dna came through wit a gang of sexy gays
And a fatass case – of some of some penis enhancement that made em choke
Sheeit – dis aint no joke, Ron had ta back up off of it, let d go ta town
A hot gay threesome, yeah, dey “all-in,” now

But it ain’t no stoppin, manseed droppin
Dna got some costumes of Batman & Robin
For excitement, fun when they let the goo drop
Cuz when Ron’s toy run’s outta juice, he grabs fo the Coppertop

Don’t get upset, bro, that ‘s just how it goez!
He don’t love you, yo!
Ron’s out tha do’! And he’ll be

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind

Rollin Royal’s meat
Blowin fellows,
That is how Ronnie do!
Gaaay cat
Wit his mind his manseed and some manseed on his hind….

:shock:

Classic honestly I seriously kept the whole beat through out

Nice Work

:shock: :shock: :shock:

so tempted to leave this site now....lol

that's a wee bit overboard, no?

No actually is was funny unless u don't know the beat + lyrics to gin and juice

oh, i know the lyrics and beat.

still......................................................

I give it, I give it...a TEN, a TEN, a fucking TEN. :clap: :clap: :clap:

edit: but you're right, you've got way too much time on your hands.

He got some midgets in the livin room gettin it on

Very funny, OP.

But tell the truth, you've been workin on this for weeks haven't you? :wink:

9.5, Ron's still got wood

:-) ty, ty


And honestly...

That only took about 15 minutes...and like I said, I'm bored at work.

Other forums that I post on, I do these all the time.

It's my steezo, yo.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: out of :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Ray

Having just met and had a couple beers with Royal last week.
I'm a little freaked out right now.
Dude, give me some time. :shock:

yes, now those guys at nwp will think we are all straight....





sw

"But it ain’t no stoppin, manseed droppin
Dna got some costumes of Batman & Robin
For excitement, fun when they let the goo drop
Cuz when Ron’s toy run’s outta juice, he grabs fo the Coppertop"

That is just classic.

I also give this one a 10 out of 10!!!

I think I may have to do one of these of my own, but I really don't know if I can do it this good.

and you guys wonder why we are the village ppl of poker forums.....

I don't like your tone. I like being in the village ppl of poker forums.

Relax, Francis.

It's a j0pke. I think Ron, Royal and dna are all married...to women. And I'm enged...to a woman.

J0pke.

yes, i was very serious...as long as ur enged ill let it slip ..just this once...

Man that is hysterical! Ive got someone in my office from corporate right now sitting behind me wondering what the hell Im laughing at!

BUMP BUMP BUMP

Anyone who knows that song and is a regular poster really needs to read that!

I don't know what my problem is. I don't really think it's funny. Maybe i just don't have a decent sense of humor. I'm not flaming the OP at all cause a lot of you seem to enjoy it. I'm just wondering what the hell is wrong with me. And yes, i know it's supposed to be to the beat of Gin and Juice. Still not funny to me. Meh.

i must say, now that i actually read it, i nearly started crying.

it's beautiful.

creepy as hell, but it's glorious.

i agree , and im an idiot.

Simple Answer : YOU PACK FUDGE YOU FUDGEPACKER





That is all.


Good Luck.

how did i not see this earlier?


WTF?.. i'm speechless, i'm proud to have gin & juice remix with me in it, but at the same time, i'm scared that you all think of me as the gayest straight man on earth. or one of, (besides ron)

and ya, i've met a few of the FCP hoe's sorry to Mike, he is now frightened for his life.

umm. but ya, on with the show. and uhh.. i'm glad to see i've touched so many of you in special areas. mostly the croch.

So he bends over and takes it from behind
He takes a look around, and they formin a line


great line!!

That was hilarious OP. nh

Just read it. that was my favorite.

disturbing yet flattering.

My hometown is full of talent!! Nice work, Dilligaf. :clap:

BTW, who is Gin and Juice? Rappers? Never mind, I'm too old to care.

:shhh:

Gin and Juice is the name of the song and it's by Snoop Dogg

"If the ride is more fly, you must buy."

Thanks for clarifying.