Having a conversation online with my best friend who goes to Med School at the Univ. of Miami.....


mdd0781: oh nice...hey, to change the subject to something relaly disturbing
miami0882: ok
mdd0781: I have to stick my finger up some guys ass in 2 hours
miami0882: AHAHAHAHHAHA
miami0882: you just made me laugh out loud at work



YIKES! (I thought Royal and Ron might appreciate this)

lol, the rest of my day suddenly doesnt look so bleek

I've already had my finger up three peoples asses today. And I work in a bank. Go figure. Interest rates are climbing.

speaking of fingers and asses.

did you know you can form your hand in just the right way that it looks exactly like an ass ?

Just another helpful tip form your uncle dna

Slow day? I'd figure you'd have moved on to foreign objects by now.

Heh, one of your funnier posts, IMHO. Well done, sir.

Patrick

Damn that was good.

LMAO

rflmao

I think I've done a line of coke off of that ass.

I always like a chunky hooker for that so there is plenty of room for the coke.

and it continues.....





miami0882: does the same guy have to be the guinea pig for each student?
mdd0781: ignorance is bliss
miami0882: i mean is there one guy who loves fingers in his butt
mdd0781: there are about 5 guys
miami0882: so he volunteers?
miami0882: lol
mdd0781: YES
miami0882: 5 sick ****s
mdd0781: well...get's paid
miami0882: still
mdd0781: like in seinfeld
miami0882: now we know what the worst job in the world is
mdd0781: HAHAHA
mdd0781: agreed
mdd0781: supposedly the guys are usually gay - surprise surprise

seriously, are you telling me i can get paid have someone stick their finger in my ass ?

christ, mix that with a day at the sperm bank and you have just described my dream day

ask if the patients can give the money back to the med students in exchange for a ball tug or a reach around. You know, to build the bank roll. They are wearing rubber gloves.

he had to go to study up on proper prostate technique.....just wanted to let you know Ron that there is a place where people get paid for taking fingers in the butt.

you know if the bank thing doesnt work out.

unfortunately, I had to have that exam. I had prostatitis, (something like that) it seemed like I had to pee all the time. Doc checked the prostate and actually asked me, while wristwatch deep, how it feels. HOW'S IT FEEL? YOU LEFT A ROLEX IMPRINT ON MY COLON.

Then he pulls out and starts telling me what he thinks. I have KY dripping down my leg so I stop him and say, "doc, mind if wipe up first?"


This story kills when I tell it while having a couple of drinks. Man I'm funnier in person. Can you believe that?

thanks. i just had lunch :sick:

This was a guy thread. Now you jump in? I just defended you (sort of) in the thread about your keyboard.

Sorry. I'll stay out of your guys only threads for now on.

Unless you come bearing naked pics of course.

I have all sorts of game Ron. How was I to know you beat me to the potato punch?

Idaho, dont let Ron bully you. I started this disgusting pointless thread....and you are welcome to hang out as long as you want. There might be punch and pie.

(if i respond to this you'll know that i am still reading this guy thread. this is trap isn't it?)

FYP

now it's right

at least mine rhymed. Yours was much better though.

better, mexi?

yeh but mine said punch in the eye and his said punch and pie. See what I mean?


I'm just jerking ya.

hmm, if it must rhyme....

why not "a donkey punch and a pirate eye"???

pirate eye is a great term....degrading but great.