There's a lot of discussion about movies on this forum so what do you think is the worst movie ever?

Last Action Hero comes to mind. Also, I recently took my stepkids to see LavaGirl and SharkBoy in 3-D at the dollar movies and I considered asking for my dollar back because it was that horrible.

"Cruel Jaws" or "Double Target" by Bruno Mattei. Dude, Bruno Mattei in general is gloriously bad.

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okay. i'm not saying that it was bad in a literary sense.

but this movie scarred me. seriously.

"Female Trouble" by john waters. what a crazy insane dude.

John Waters is also a outstanding writer his books are amazing. I highly recomend reading one. I verge on the point of almost saying his writing is better than his movies but nahhhh. He's the man with his anti hippy values movies.

Artificial Intelligence

'Manos' the hands of fate. this is the worst movie ever and it is not up for discussion.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

read about it here ^^^

"The sweetest thing" w/ Cameron Diaz & Christina Applegate.

I am outraged to see "From Justin to Kelly" at # 9. I didn't think it was that bad.



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torgo is on his way over to your house to discuss it with you

The Godfather sucked.

Christ that movie sucked. Listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about.

Also, McHale's Navy is the worst movie I've seen in theaters.

although i agree for the most part...

there were some hot scenes in that movie

This was bad. Second.

My Boss' Daughter, Oceans 12, From Justin to Kelly, Gigli, Cannibal the Musical, and the horror movie I just worked on a few days ago will probably be on that list.

those are just the ones that come to mind right now

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/...nder/index.html


This sounds like it could be in the running...Also, that movie Loser with the American Pie guy, and Envy with Jack Black and Ben Stiller are perhaps the most horrendous movies i can recall as of late.

Napoleon Dynamite is on my list. Maybe it's because I'm not a ****ing retard that I laugh at that kind of humor. But yea I hated it with a passion.

Battlefield Earth

I really hated Space Odyssey 2001.

Feeling Minesota

Worst Movie Ever.

the new remake of the longest yard. if anyone has adam sandlers address i would really appreciate it if you shared it with me (don't worry, im not a weird stalker, I just want to bomb it)

Thank God, I thought I was the only one that felt so embarrassed to be a part of the generation that laughed at that movie. Everyone couldn't stop quoting it. I got it and saw it and I think I might have laughed once. The only thing funny was the football-playing uncle, and he was only mildly funny. **** Napoleon Dynamite, it sucked.

that movie kicked ass. you two are alone in your bitterness.

Midnight Plowboy

Manos ehh everyone knows Manos. Im tearin this up with glouriously bad movies none of you know or have seen. Proabbly.





Ok I checked this list out. At 36. is Dennis Steckler's Icredibly Strange Creatures. This isn't even Stecklers worst film. Rat Fink a Boo Boo is Dennis's worst film. Dude, he even messed the title up on that one.


fwiw...

Wow....that's actually near the top of my list of favorite movies. I know a lot of people who don't like it, but I think it's fantastical.

Hmm....worst movie ever. I've had to sit through so many bad movies that I can't really pick just one , but here are a few off the top of my head:

The Rage: Carrie 2
Blair Witch Project 2
Jurassic Park III
Tomb Raider II
Armageddon
Con Air
Wild Wild West

How about a more recent gloriously bad film.

'Satan Was A Lady' by Doris Wishman.

It even has its own website.

http://www.satanwasalady.com/ :shock:

Quotes from the site;

"If you like sex kittens or just kittens in general, you’ll knock yourself out over SATAN WAS A LADY. Surrender!"
&
"In this round, Wishman attacks; swinging and slashing to reconfirm her title as Godmother of Motion Picture Pulp and, pound-for-pound, the Baddest Director in the World. Amen! "

p.s. And she is like 80 years old.

If you haven't seen S.I.C.K., which is an acronym for Serial Insane Clown Killer, then you haven't seen the worst movie in existance of all cinema. This movie was literally made on 6 bucks plus gas money I think. If you wanna see a bad bad bad movie, check it out.

i've seen a lot of those (including 16 of the top 25 on that list) 15-20 times each. of course at the time they did have robots in the lower right corner ripping on them.

ortega wants to talk to you about dissing "incredibly strange creatures.."

lol i'm actually entertained by one or two of those, con air in particular

Ok, Ok, You got me thinking. Damn! I had to stop building that Deathray i'm making too...

Have you seen this http://www.tedvmikels.com/heart_of_a_boy.htm ?
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p.s. I think 'The Thrill Killers' is Ray Dennis Stecklers bestest film and 'Womens Prison Massacre' is Bruno Mattei's bestest film.

The Avengers

con air is a very good movie

FYP

I believe Stanley Kubrick was a genius, he never made a bad movie.

If we are gonna make a list...here are a few of mine.

Showgirls (but I love to hate it?, weird?)
The Sweetest Thing (Diaz & Applegate)
Judge Dredd (Stallone)
Staying Alive (SN Fever Pt 2!!! lol)
Forces of Nature (Connick Jr & Bullock)
Gigli
Wild Wild West (Will Smith ruins this classic TV series)
Kazaam (Shaq cant act)
Battlefield Earth (Travolta)
Bio-Dome (Pauly Shore)
George of the jungle (forgot his name?)
Chairman of the Board ( Carrot Top)
K-Pax ( Kevin Spacey)
Spice World (Spice Girls)
Saving Silverman
Godzilla ( the remake)
Rocky & Bullwinkle
The Avengers
Captain Ron


Some for now.....my brain has froze

are you kidding me?

You don't like Bio-Dome? I mean none of us like Pauly Shore, but that is a classic...Saving Silverman is hilarious. I can't really argue with any of the other ones, though some of them are just so bad that they're hilarious (Judge Dredd, Kazaam).

There's no doubt he was a genius. He was so meticulous and had control over every last detail that went into his films - some actors couldn't stand it. Nicholson said he would never work with him again after filming The Shining. On the other hand, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman took over a year and a half to film Eyes Wide Shut and said that they would have filmed whatever he wanted them to, since they were such big fans. There's a really good book out there I would recommend reading, it's called, fittingly Stanley Kubrick - A Biography by John Baxter.... it's pretty interesting.

Making a filter. . .

There is really nothing to discuss here. The unequivocal worst film ever made is John Carpenter's Vampires.

p.s. this

I really hated Space Odyssey 2001.

is ban-worthy.

Con air- wtf? It wasnt great but by no means is it close to worst movie ever
Armageddon- I liked it


Another one to add to the list that is recent is Catwoman.

The Sound of Music

My nomination for the worst movie is:
Batman & Robin (eeewwww)

I would also like to suggest that Envy is the biggest disappointment. Jack Black AND Ben Stiller! So much potential and pfffzzzt!

In the category of "I thought it sucked, perhaps I should give it another chance" is:

Oh, it's a tie between.....

Napolean Dynamite and
Ghost World

Dumb and Dumberer

made me want to vomit

kazam with shaq haha

Sorry youngsters, but easily the worst movie(and biggest dissapointment in movie making history) starred two very funny actors, Eddie Murphy and Dudly Moore. "Best Defense" it was horrible in every possble way. The only reason it even went to theatres is to make a little money the starpower earned.

Yes, Best Defense did suck!

I liked Saving Silverman. Jack Black gets me hot.

BRING BACK THE MONKEY!