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keith crime
Best

Phil Hartman portrays Ronald Reagan as an up all night mad genius pretending to be stupid when Jimmy Stewart comes by

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze audition to be Chippendale Dancers

Bill Murray apologizes for sucking

Celebrity Jeopardy - my fave is the penis mightier sketch

John Belushi duets with Joe Cocker

James Brown Hot Tub Party

Eddie Murphy goes undercover as a white man

Wayne and Garth enter Madonna's Justify my Love Video

Lorne Michaels offers the beatles $1,000 George Harrison fails to collect $250 for showing up alone

Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra duet on Ebony and Ivory

Frank Sinatra hosts talk show and tells Billy Idol I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!

It's ok to watch Mr Belvedere its not ok to masturbate to the show

Worst

Anything with the Sweeny Sisters or any lounge type singers that wasnt Bill Murray

Any Sketch when eddie murphy was on that didnt include eddie murphy

The cheerleader sketches
fatmanonguitar
The best TV comedy sketch of all time.................................




...........................Half Wits! (SCTV)


Sorry, not SNL, but it is the best.
zimmer4141
Best: Schmitt's Gay Beer
Any Celebrity Jeopardy
The Gap Girls
Weekend Update with Norm Macdonald or Kevin Nealon

Worst: Any sketch made after 2002
rocksquid
anything Samuri, but the one with Buck Henry getting clipped with Belushi's sword was funny. And funnier still was watching Henry with the bandage on his head the rest of the show.
fatmanonguitar
BTW, SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy is a wannabe Half Wits.
rocksquid
and the sketch where Bill Murray and Gilda take in prisoners is a funny one. She gets all pissed and kicks them all out.
keith crime
Peter Townsend - Candy

John Candy played Pete Townshend? How did that happen?
Royal_Tour
Chris Farley Motivational speaker sketches

The jimmy falon sketch with "cork soakers"

jeopardy

most chris katan sketches, - mango!.

harry Carray!! - infinite space

and of course "Goulet!"
Ktiger48
how no one has brought up Blue Oyster Cult: Behind the Music is beyond me.
other great ones:
Neil Diamond Storytellers
The Tony Bennet Show
The Barry Gibb Talk Show
Ross Perot driving the Admiral out into the country
the Harry Carray show
chris farley as stormin' norman challenging holyfield
that one where will ferrel, john goodman, and alec baldwin sit around and get hammered thinking about their dead friend
any brian fellow's safari planet or astronaut jones

worst:
Jack Black's new brithday song (so terrible that it is funny to laugh at)
Jimmy Fallon doing his song parodies
any "leather man" sketch
the new ones with maya rudolph and fred armisen as the wierd european people
just about anytime that adam sandler was on camera (he just never really did anything for me)
goldilocks4
never liked the cheerleaders...


Murray, Belushi, and Farley were always funny.

The clay car "the Adobe" was a great skit. Jack Handy cracked me up sometimes too.
fryer98
"Who's your favorite ghostbuster??"
"I like.....the black one."
"The black one....he didn't do nothing!"

"I'm not a shark, ma'am. I'm a dolphin."

"....But the problem is, when I move in, ya'll move away!!"

"This one is...ah...."
"Chocolate babies"

"I wanna be a ho. By Velvet Jones."

"We're two wiiiiiiiiiiiiild and crazy guys."

"Hey you, the perfume for a one night stand."

"Hi, I'm Rosanna Rosannna Danna..."

"You'll feel a lot better after a good bleeding!"
TheIceman05
This is absolutely not debateable.

The best SNL sketch was the Male Synchronized Swimming sketch with Martin Short.

Also, Steve Martin's "If I had one Christmas Wish..." sketch was mind-bogglingly funny.

I kick it old school, though.

Ice
Socko669
Jimmy Fallon ruined SNL. He should be hung.
ol'number7
best -- Christopher Walken's "More Cowbell" as stated above, followed closely by Kevin Nealon "Politically Incorrect Private Investigator" or P.I.P.I.

worst -- Gilda Radner "Roseanne, Rosanna danna" or whatever the hell that train wreck was
Stiles2004
I've got a headache, and the only cure is more cowbell

or...

I can't wait to eat your Schweaty balls
Dixie Wrecked
The aforementioned Christopher Walken/Will Farrell "More Cowbell" skit

Robert DeNiro announcing terrorists "Yu-Mustaf-Arod-Upyur-Puuper"

Chris Farley's "Van down by the river"

Chris Kataan's "Mr. Peepers" skits
aadams_22
Best
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
- Toonces the Driving Cat Skits
- Anything with Adam Sandler
- NFL Kicker parody with Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, etc. The Song from that was absolutely hilarious with the voices done in horrible foreign accents "We are keekers, we keek ball, we play with ball, we keek the ball, we keek field goals, The P.A.T.'s, we keek for you, we keek the ball."

Worst
- Anything new
Socko669
Anyone remember that Land Shark skit? That was hilarious.

My all time fav has to be the Bill Brasky skits though. Genius. Also loved the Will Farrel "Get off the shed" skits.
Don Giovanni
how can no one say the presidential debate of george bush and al gore?
aadams_22
QUOTE (Don Giovanni)
how can no one say the presidential debate of george bush and al gore?


under the best or worst?
Ktiger48
QUOTE (Socko669)
My all time fav has to be the Bill Brasky skits though. Genius.


Bill Brasky once showed me a video tape of him having sex with my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Bill Brasky hate Mexicans... even though he was half Mexican. He hated irony.

Bill Brasky uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

I could go on all day
aadams_22
I never really liked those Pat skits...the ones where people are trying to decipher whether Pat was a man or a woman.
HtotheNootch
QUOTE (aadams_22)
I never really liked those Pat skits...the ones where people are trying to decipher whether Pat was a man or a woman.


I was about to vote those the worst ever.
aadams_22
What about Lyle Billup, the effiminate hetero?

Also one of my favorites are the Stuart Smalley skits and of course "The Ladies Man".
tmiesen359
samurai delicatassen
digitalmonkey
GOAT BOY!!


Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ow that was funny chit!!!!
gloyner
Honestly the best of Will Ferrell could be the entire best skits, however one other recent skit does deserve mention:

The Debbie Downer skit with Lindsay Lohan... Rachel Gracz can simply not keep a straight face and breaks character every line... it's so funny. She's the same woman in the Welshly Arms hot tub skits too.

For oldie's, the Martin Short synchro swimming is hilarious too. And the original Chris Farly Van down by the river was great.

But seriously, Debbie Downer is the best (after Will Ferrell).
Xmas32
My mom swears that the Bass-o-matic skit is the funniest ever. I personally love, "The Stevie Wonder Experience" with Eddie Murphy. Anything by "Pat" was cause for instagroan and channel changing.
rsmbox
Joe Montana's "I'll be in my room masturbating"
the Chris Farley Show
zerospace
The Joe Montana "I'll be in my room masturbating" skit. I mean, for christ sake, it was Joe Montana!

Of course, the "More Cowbell" sketch

and how can no one mention this one: "I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!!"


Did anyone else give up hope and stop watching after about 2002? I know I did. When Horatio Sans is your best cast member, well, what can you say? Horatio Sans is your best cast member........

And that isnt a good thing at all
crowTrobot
any celebrity jeopardy
any 'the continental' (walken)
creepy20
mike myers as that hyper hypo kid with nicole kidman feeding him chocolate in the playground...


and yes..everything after 2002 sucked
ahrustad
Chris Farley--"I live in a van down by the river"

Will Ferrel--Wearing Bikini in the business meeting
Suited_Up
"You like-a da juice?"

Or how about Massive Headwound Harry?

Did nobody say those?

Too many young folks in here talking about will ferrell.

The cast was incredible right before the ferrell cast.

Carvey, Sandler, Farley, Hartman, Schneider etc etc... it was nothing but allstars.
aadams_22
QUOTE (Suited_Up)
"You like-a da juice?"

Or how about Massive Headwound Harry?

Did nobody say those?

Too many young folks in here talking about will ferrell.

The cast was incredible right before the ferrell cast.

Carvey, Sandler, Farley, Hartman, Schneider etc etc... it was nothing but allstars.


Amen to that, I was sad to see all of them go and the show has really gone downhill since they left. The Original Wayne's World skits, the NFL kickers parody, Toonces the Cat Who Could Drive...that's all the good stuff.
ol'number7
QUOTE (Suited_Up)
"You like-a da juice?"

Or how about Massive Headwound Harry?

Did nobody say those?

Too many young folks in here talking about will ferrell.

The cast was incredible right before the ferrell cast.

Carvey, Sandler, Farley, Hartman, Schneider etc etc... it was nothing but allstars.



lol Massive Headwound Harry rocked
dead money
Man. Nobody mentioned the amazing appearance of Andy Kaufman lip synching to the Mighty Mouse song! What a genius he was.

Also, how about Eddie Murphy doing the prison poetry. Kill My Landlord.

And Eddie as Buckwheat. The assasination was hilarious and so was Buckwheat sings his favorite hits.

Uhhhn, twaa, fee tines a mady!
Im the baaawwwaaa of the faaaadaaaa
Biggarow! Biggarow!

And since Im from Jersey, Joe Piscopo doin the Im From Jeoisey Skit!
GrinderMJ
Like somebody mentioned, the I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS skit.

Also, how come noboyd mentioned the Will ferrell naked model skit.
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