Alright, I'm bored as fuck.

If the FCP forums were an independent state, and we needed to set up a government (I'm leaning towards a Constitutional-Republic, much like the one we have here in the USA), which forum members would you nominate for which positions, and why?

This has probably been done before, but I don't care. I want it now.

I only have one (joke) suggestion, and that's the creation of a "Hipmaster General" position. Obviously, Absolute would get the job. For life.

Come on. Who's on the supreme court? Who is President? Who is Veep?

And, most importantly, what would you nominate Iceman for?

Cheers,

Ice

I prefer grand hipster.

Actually, i don't know how I feel about the term hipster.

I do know, however, that anyone with an icon that expresses "you are breaking my gaydar", is in fact, breaking my gaydar!

i'm not e-popular enough to win elections

- Jordan

I'm in the same boat, but I don't know if that is a good boat or a bad boat.

Get it? Bad BOAT instead of bad BEAT? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm beloved by my peers.

You guys all fucking suck.

I go out of my way to make fun of Absolute, even though I like and respect his e-personality, and you just dump all over me.

I nominate AllinBluff for... President of... stupid... whatever, shut up.

Ice

COL.

Absolute I am sorry for saying Hipsters don't exist. I just don't like elitist or ppl who think there special cause of what they know. You are not like that IMO...

I was being an ass...my lady pointed that out for me. I will try harder to beaware of my comments.


Ice I would nominate you to be Super Cool Dude. Seriously I enjoy your post.


Allinbluff would be a cop.


Dutch WTF is COL. ??? Your crazy Dutch but then again so am I.

I nominate myself for the town drunk.

i need to be nominated for something, what, I don't know

You would be Proffesor Chaos of course.

meh, I want something more individualized

Ok, I wont be so Captian Obvious.....hmm I could nominate you Ambassador to Holland. That be pretty sweet, huh? lol

I nominate Kdawg as head of The Bureau.

I nominate KDawg for Speaker of the House.

I nominate Bluff for Secretary of Defense.

I nominate RenaeDawn for Secretary of State.

I nominate DN for President.

I nominate E-Dog for Vice President.

That's what I've got for now.

I nominate myself as the Whoremaster General.

I want my typical job:

Chief of Conspiracies

That said, my first job as chief of conspiracy researchers is to find out who's in Nikki's Avatar?

For some reason.....

Call it a conspiracy all you want. It is in fact me. My friend Khym and the rest of me have been cropped out to avoid me getting banned from the forum. Her husband Matt is giving me a drag off the cig because my hands (and feet) are bound.

Poguemahone can attest to the fact that the girl in the pic is me, as we met last month at a SanFrancisco club. There is a really fun story there involving spanking, partial nudity, goth people, bondage, swingers and lots of drinking.

Here is a picture of me and Fryer98 that is G rated. We met in CA, too as he was there the same week as I. I was visiting family, he was attending a wedding. We met up at his hotel for a beer and some "draw hold'em". Good times. I was late to meet him because I was engaged in the acts depicted in the photo that is my avatar among others.

The other pics that are fit for general consumption are on JWeb's site in my forum.

www.jaysonweber.com

WARNING: IF YOU DON'T LIKE PICTURES OF KISSING GIRLS, STAY AWAY FROM MY FORUM (NIKKI'S KISSING GIRLS).

I nominate ChuckSty as Poet Laureate.

Secretary of State?

AllinBluff as Secretary of Defense?

That's a scary but interesting combination.

*Edit - I didn't realize Nik had nominated Bluff as SoD also. Great minds think alike!

Also, I think I would like to be the head of the DEA. I'm sure everyone who knows me will think this is a good idea.

i nominate keith for the head of head

i do like head

I would like to head up the Alumni department.

i would like to be considered for the position of head of the psychology department, specializing in multiple personality disorder and avatar envy if you could possibly take time out of your busy schedules to nominate me


digital monkey is a big dick

Fixed it for you....no charge.

Hey Monkey - When you talk to yourself do you ever ask yourself what you just said?

Hi. That's Nikki and I. Bye.

This is so very true. sweetcakes.

Nikki is hotter in real life than in pictures.

You can trust me, cause I have a decent post count. :roll:

Seriously, it's her in her avatar and she's not just wild in her virtual world.

And what the fuck am I? Secretary of Chopped Liver?

Pogue will you be "Assistant to the Whoremaster General"? It's a big job being the Whoremaster General. I could use a good pimp to help me out.

:wink:

Of course, you mean Nikki and me. Well, it's not me, it's Nikki and you, but grammatically speaking it's not Nikki and I, but Nikki and me. What were we talking about?

Yea, I'm always grammatically correct. Hell, I had to copy and paste "grammatically" just to spell it right.

Pimps assist no one.

All dem bitches be assisting me.

no nominations necessary, I AM your Pimpmaster G.

I guess in the government of FCP I am a big nobody. :cry: I'm gonna go walk of there and stand in the corner now.

I think, avsfan, you should be an ambassador because you are always so sweet to everyone (except for that one time you were going to blow me up).

You can pick which country. I'd pick somewhere tropical if I were you but it's your ambassadorship, you do what you like with it.

its our heducation that we need to hlearn about

I could be the head of the FCP national bank.

Or the secretary of labor.

The Whoremaster General and Pimpmaster General. I think we make quite a pair.

You are the ambassador to Toronto.

I nominate myself for Secretary of Funk/Hotwax

Cool Im going to Toronto. I hear good things about Canadians but I have never been. I hear Toronto is the place lots of avs kind of stuff yeahhh! Ty Renae & Nikki :-)


I hope MK has a really good envelope filter. Cause you need one for the funk. I recomend my favorite Peruvian secret effects company http://www.zebranalogic.com/indexdos.htm . They have a killer evelope filter for $70 and they will customize. Everything they make is awesome and affordable

p.s. The Ring Mod is my favorite.


I'm going to Toronto!

Nikki- Drug Czar
DirtyDutch- Nikki's secretary
allinbluff- Karl Rove
KDawg- Chairman of NeoSocialist Party
Smash- quiet and curt cabinet member everyone respects but no one really understands because they're afraid everything he says has a double meaning
Iceman- Working to help poor people and minorities somehow
JWeb- Working to undue anything Iceman does
Myself- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms president
Snoop Dawg- President

I nominate myself for Director of Interracial Affairs.

lol