US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These
North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq
and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

what in the hell are you talkin about? you makin a crack about the soldiers that are over there? that seems in horrible taste. hopefully this thread gets deleted damn quick.





go away

....(crickets chirp)....

Relax, it's a joke about Rednecks, not about Iraq. Good lord, you don't even live here!

fair enough. and yeah know i don't live there, but still thought its just a ridiculous way to make fun of rednecks. i mean there are so many ways to make fun of rednecks........guess i just wouldn't have gone into the whole current war thing going on.

still stand by my original "go away" though.

Can we somehow get Georgia off that list? No? ah well, worth a shot.

hell, i got a chuckle out of that.

guess i'm just an uptight bastard then eh? ah well i can live with that.

only way to get georgia off this list is if there was a new list created that was redneckier than the other.

hey, we're your neighbor, where do you think everyone from fla runs to when hurricane season hits? damn sissies.