The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."
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> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box
of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. :-) :-) :-)

No, this is how you achieve inner peace: