the run-away bride, can you imagin what their kids would look like?...

crazy eyes, crazy eyes . . .

I hope you get shot in the nuts.

Quick word about Jennifer Wilbanks.

She's from Duluth, GA, which is a suburb of Atlanta. Nobody actually lives in Atlanta, everyone lives in the million suburbs around Atlanta.

Duluth is the MOST Flanders-esque of all the Atlanta suburbs. There are franchise chain restaurants EVERYWHERE (think "Chotchkie's"-level flare), malls, Barnes and Noble's, 6 dollar coffeeshops, and movie theaters.

14 year old high school wannabe bony tramps get fingerbanged in the movie parking lot by 18 year old losers who are "with the band" while they're waiting to get picked up by their parents.

Everyone is white, middle-aged, and drives a very nice leased car between 30,000 and 45,000 dollars. You'll see no limit to Dodge Durango's, Infiniti G35 4-door sedans, and 2002 BMW 325's. It's sickening.

The Duluth Police, not so affectionately called DuPo by us kids, are the biggest pigs of all of law enforcement. They have a real hard-on for suspending teenage driver's licenses on trumped up charges, and probably have 3-5 DUI or seatbelt roadblocks a weekend. Don't even try to drive through Duluth on holidays.

I absolutely called the Wilbanks story before it happened. When they showed her picture I knew she was a psycho Duluth Dolly, and predicted to the day what had happened and what would happen.





Sorry. Had to get that off my chest.