discuss...

Mr. Lumbergh... he... he took... he took my stapler... it was a red... a red swingline... and I went to payroll... and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh... and Mr. Lumbergh told me to... to go to payroll... and he... he still has my stapler...

CLASSIC MOVIE!!

is that from office space?

Yes it is. I could fill up a whole thread with funny quotes from that movie.

I'm in.

"If you had a million dollars, what would you do?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time."

What would you do Peter Man?

I would do nothing... I would sit on my a$$ all day... and do nothing.

Shit man, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, my cousin's broke off his ass don't do shit.

I'm uhhh...gonna need you to come in on Saturday.

PC load letter! WTF does that mean?

great movie. anyone who doesn't like office space is a no talent ass-clown

You actually slept with Lumbergh??

You know, you are acting completely immature right now!

Yeah, but at least I didn't have sex with Lumbergh!

Why can nobody in this country pronounce my name? Na-Y-Nana-JAr, Naynanajar. Is it that difficult?

I have no idea how to spell that by the way

I celebrate the man's entire catalogue.

But it must be twice as hard for you.

Hahaha.. I have a friend who looks like the Michael Bolton guy, and during his co op work term, he displayed his name as "Michael Bolton" , got his brown buddy to be Samir and his white friend to be Peter. Ironically all three of them were in adjacent cubicles as well. No sign of Lumbergh though.

You could have been Jennifer Aniston. With an Asian Chotchkie's chemistry water testing department twist.

Im sorry, I wouldnt normally say anything Marion, but...That avatar is pretty hot.

Yes. Except I liked my job, and I slept all day and did chemistry experiments, rather than hate my job and waitress all the time!

The chemistry work I did when I was in school was all fun with organic stuff and polymers.

I did my lab writeups when I was drunk... and that was fun too.

Oh for real, what kind of polymers? PCBs? Teflon? orgo is pretty interesting; I still have my molecule kit. Someone didn't work with their ether in the fumehood so it dissipated in the air and everyone started fainting-it was hilarious. We made aspirin too

I work at initech too, and I am not a pussy

Polyethylene and chain reactions, mostly. We made Nylon 6,12... and I think everyone in Orgo makes aspirin.

I'm one of those sick fucks that actually enjoyed organic. I really do find the subject interesting.

I was an honors student pre-med chemistry major at the University of Georgia, til I had so much fun with poker, football, barhopping, fast cars, and faster women that I lost my scholarship. I'm going back this fall though... and probably going to still try and get a chemistry degree.

If I had a million dollars, I'd do 2 chicks at the same time.

Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta.

Man, how fast are these women? The best I can do is like 100 m in 15 seconds!

Actually, my stapler really broke. But I like the way this thread went.

... naga... notgonnaworkhereanymore, anyway..."

And let's not forget:

"It's a jump... to conclusions mat!!!"

"If everything goes well, I'll be showin' her my O face... Oh... Oh..."


God forbid somebody gets me started on Lebowski...

I don't like my job and uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore

"has anyone ever told you that you have a case of the mondays?"

"naw man......shit naw man.....i do believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin somethin like that peter man"

your out of your element donny

We've noticed you have missed a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't really say I've been missing it Bob.

" You see Bob its not that I'm lazy...Its just that I dont care"

I would say that in a full day, I put in about 15 to 20 minutes of actual work each day.

You see Bob, Bob, the problem is... that I have 8 bosses. So when I screw one little thing up, I have 8 people telling me that I screwed up.

Joanna: So you're gonna get another job?

Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.

Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...

Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Joanna: So what do you wanna do?

Peter Gibbons: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu.

Joanna: I... LOVE Kung Fu

My favorite office space quote:

"You know the Nazi's had pieces of flare too..... They made the jews wear it"

I nearly died laughing so hard at this the first time I ever heard it, I thought I was gonna choke on the food I was eating.

"i asked for no salt, no salt on my margarita...and there were big grains of salt...senor? senor? i'll have this place condemned...put strictnine in the guacamole..."

now this is a thread i can enjoy