Be honest, how crappy would it be to have to go sit opposite that homely looking kid for 7 hours heads up until midnight every night... someone should bankroll Shana Hyatt for a match...

if this is the kind of crap that runs through your mind constantly, i would put a shotgun in your mouth to end the torture....

Nope just up late playin a tourney and watching the updates on the match and thought about it... don't you think the crap that runs through your head aka shotgun in the mouth, is much much worse?

actually .....no......its rare that i think about how hot another guy is, but hey whatever floats your boat skippy...

Amen.

who said anything about hot dudes? I'm talking about spending 7 hours a night staring at this dude... I believe I mentioned a hot girl as a replacement... you talked about committing suicide...

lol....nevermind...this is pointless....

I can't decide what's worse: the posters who post things like this, or the posters who come to these threads and tell people to kill themselves.

id go with the latter...because we all know i was dead serious.....pardon the .....ahh nevermind

Would u rather play a *hot* guy then?

Ok as I said, I'm up late in a tourney (which I'm doing pretty well in ) ... and I was following the match,.. I thought about how much time these two are logging in with each other... then I realized how homely greenstein is.. I thought it was funny... if it offends you all I apologize.. I was just havin a little fun...

No offense.

But a huge majority of poker players are male.

Would u prefer a hot male stand-in, or just play hot males in general.




This is a weird poll.

besides being ugly...i dont know how creative the dude is...it seems that whenever dn got him away from his beloved limit play that dn tore him a new one. maybe if dn can keep him away from limit then dn can clean him out and he can fulfill the wish of bankrolling bg at 80-160

A: why did you change your post?

B: Since when is Shana Hyatt a dude?

It would be like watching a burn victim for 7 hrs a night. Have you ever seen that episode of Family Guy that has Peter not being able to look at James Carville because of his disturbing ugliness? Yeah, i guess it would be something like that. So thats why my vote goes to "very crappy". :-)

shutup. Please, you make the worst posts, over 1000, of pure ****ing garbage.

lol....i havent see any of your posts in cardplayer recently so stfu you newb fu ck.... :-)

I don't know when recognizing that spending 7 hours a night sitting with a dude that is clearly homely in BG would totally suck, and that there are much prettier things to be looking at i.e. Shana Hyatt turned into I like hot dudes, but whatever... it's kind of fun getting all the flamers on at you, now I see why people post jackass stuff...

Bless your figgen soul!!!! Finally someone gets what I was going for...

I believe it was 40-80. But you know, who cares?

i bet if barry was giving out a 7 hr poker lesson to one lucky lottory drawer. most of the people here would sign up in a hard beat.

besides being an idiot...i don't really know what you're good for...it seems that whenever dn got him away from his beloved limit play that dn tore him a new one? yeah, great read after 1 pl game. maybe when DN finally put BG in the 80-160 game, you can stop by and panhandle a little bit. they don't restrict retarded people from the 80-160 area.

I don't know if Barry's ever been known as a limit specialist, which seems to be what you're implying. They play a PL game and he loses. Something makes me doubt this is the first time he's lost. However, he has four top-ten PLO tournament finishes, a variety of wins/high finishes in no limit events, a 5th-place finish in a PLHE event, and of course his no limit deuce win. For him to do as well as he's done and to continue to beat the best in the world he can't rely on his math skills alone.

I wonder how many threads have been devoted to how he looks. I'll be honest, though: I'd probably be interested if someone posted about thomas keller's mole.

Hypocrite.

You can't comment on another man's physical appearance without being deemed a homosexual? Interesting.

Anyway, this thought had definitely crossed my mind, so I definitely laughed a little when I saw this poll.

Barry is a limit, PL and NL specialist. He play all these games every day. How and why would anyone say he is a specialist at just one game? He plays them all. Well. Doesnt matter if its NL or limit. THere's not a game in the world he can't destroy. I'll say it again he made his living by destroying NL when he was i the Bay area, limit Stud in LA and every game in Vegas right now.

You finally come to the greatest realization of your life, and you continue posting and arguing. BRILLIANT.

Barry would look pretty damn good sitting across from me if I were winning the cheese.

I streamlined it. You picked the wrong game if u want to star at Hyatt all day.

first off, if u think barry is unbearably ugly, you must be surrounded by model-looking people.

second, its a poker match its not about who looks cuter, or whos sportin that freshest threads, and sweetest cologne.

Lol, Iveyfan has to be a tool about every joke he doesn't find funny. Get a life, loser.
EDIT: Unless the dumb joke is made by MarionSauce, then he creams himself..... what's the over/under on how much this guy gets laid?