I was trying to compile a list of Vince Van Patten's stock frases. This is what I have so far...
Marching bands going off on his head
He's doing cartwheels on the inside
Poker brilliance
I know this is a pathetically short list but thought I'd solicit assistance. My personal favorite VVP moment was when he tried to do an impression of Mike Sexton at the poker authors tourney.

Bingo bango bongo.

_____ going off in his head.

The Hilton Sisters. (and typically saying three variations of 'pocket queens')

He's picked up a wired pair of _____.

He's picked up a solid hand, a wired pair of 4's.

A little bit of a tilt factor

44 is a solid hand because it is a hand

AK isnt a solid hand, its a drawing hand

Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Yes I know that....the point of the thread was to throw out a couple of common Vince Van Pattenisms. I was not intended to dispute whether or not the things he says are correct or not.

They should replace him with Norman Chad. I can't stand this guy.