DarrenDreger

This may be out there. Guy Carboneau will coach Canada's Under 18 team.

Paris Hilton:

I was in such a rush out the door that I forgot my blackberry. So I'm going to have it fedexed. Taking off on our vacation! yay!

TexDolly A blonde got 2 new dogs, named Timex and Rolex. Her friend said "are you crazy? Dogs aren't named that." Blonde.."Duh, they are watch dogs"


Doyle Brunson

The Leafs gave Boston three good picks for the rights to Kessel. So why do the Bruins still own him?

- DownGoesBrown

Apparently DM already posted this

james duthie: Scott Walker scores twice for Wash. Stempniak and Wolski score as Phoenix wins. Hmm. Maybe deadline wasn't that irrelevant after all.
james duthie: Who am I kidding. It was brutal.

seanaverydotcom

Ok Ok Ok, Sitting beside Larry Flynt at dinner in Washington. He's here to give Obama some new ideas. What a BADASS

conanobrien

If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that's also my ATM pin number.

"Sorry Larry, if I wanted to see a huge pair of jiggling boobs I'd just go screen Brodeur." #SeanAveryMeetsLarryFlynt

-DownGoesBrown

dellis39

Looks like I made the highlight of the night. Too bad it was because I was on the receiving end. Thx pavel

DP_57

Game day, tough to breath with the altitude haha. I feel a good game from Bergy Mac and I tonight, we are really finding some chemistry

Who is this?

edit - figured it out 2 seconds later

ian_mendes

Was Colton Orr putting up three fingers to indicate how many draft picks the Leafs gave up to get Kessel?

ian_mendes

Matt Cullen said he's never seen anything like that in his 12 yrs in hockey. Guys running to the bathroom all night. "It was ugly," he said.

emnicks: At the bar at Baton Rouge Kanata. Alfredsson has yet to come in for take-out, so assume his flu continues to rage.

emnicks: Watching Thrashers in-arena feed at BR. Just advertised that lower bowl seats start at $9.99. Ack.

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Wow, I'd love to be able to get $10 tickets (period) -- though knowing there's a very good chance the team would leave/fold woud suck.

Sean_Leahy - The Hershey's Stanley Cup is made of more than 150 lbs of Hershey’s milk chocolate ... [Insert Kyle Wellwood jokes here]

DownGoesBrown - So do I have this right? Best Picture went to a documentary about where Rick DiPietro sits in the dressing room?

DarrenDreger A few quirky break out group proposals at the gm meetings, including the idea of a qualification series for the 8th seed in each conf.

ConanOBrien

If I had a show, I'd tweet about which Oscar winner is coming on tonight. Instead, here's my favorite frozen vegetable: Peas!

TOPGEAR_AMERICA: via @bbcamerica: Jay Leno is the "Star in the Reasonably Priced Car" tonight on Top Gear @ 8pm ET. #JayLeno -- http://bit.ly/duufms

Some get all of the fun

ENewsNow Miley confirms she's dating Liam http://www.eonline.com/videos/v50781_miley...ut-her-man.html

lol. good one

RealKidPoker Played EVERY hand in first rd at Bay 101. Lost 7 in a row then won the 8th. Back to 17k started with 20k.

[mirtle]: Ottawa Senators general manager Bryan Murray announced today the club has signed defenceman Brian Lee to a two-year contract.

[emnicks]: My friend after I told him about the Lee extension: "Oh f-ck. You're BSing me. No f-cking way. Why are you such a liar?"

[emnicks]: From the HFBoards re: Brian Lee extension: "This might be a buffer in case we lose Volchenkov." Where's a gong when you need it? #Sens

simmonssteve Funny to hear Mark Messier talk about head shots. He may be career leader in head shots and hits from behind.

I am amazed that Steve Simmons has a job as a writer.

i actually responded to him, with that exact quote..

He obviously ignored it.

Lol he responded:

simmonssteve @sergetoronto I covered the Calgary Flames from 1980-87. During the Battle of Alberta years. Messier was a human wrecking ball at that time

NHL 2K Sports Signs NHL Superstar Ryan Kesler of Vancouver Canucks as Cover Athlete for NHL® 2K11


When did Kesler become a superstar?? and were the 100 players better than him not available??

Kesler was already in the commercials last year.

I'm sure they're trying to bank in on his great play for the US Olympic team to sell more games in the USA.

Yeah, I saw that and thought, Kesler? Really?

Looks like NHL 2K11 will be released for the Wii only next year. The EA NHL series destroys them year after year on Ps3 and the 360. (and deservedly so)

http://kotaku.com/5485036/nhl-2k-isnt-dead-its-just-resting

Pretty awesome that an empty net goal can get you on the cover of a sports game though. http://kotaku.com/5488610/olympic-hockey-h...2k11s-cover-man

LOL its so strange:

Ryan Kesler (right), who memorably fired home an empty-net goal to cap the Americans' victory over Canada to begin the Olympics, was asked to do the cover a day after the team's loss in the gold-medal rematch.

Ryan Miller hero YES, Rafalski yes...Kesler not so much.

Parise would have been a good choice. I don't have a problem with Kesler, but Parise is better.

its not even close obv...If you want to promote the game in the US, Ryan Miller is the obvious choice..If you want a forward Parise is the best

wyshynski Rumor of the morning, unconfirmed, grain of salt, etc.: Zach Parise for NHL 11 cover.

DarrenDreger Peter Chiarelli says Marc Savard could be done for the season.

CRAP!

I better unload him in my keeper pool before it comes out.

@nhlrulebook: Effective immediately, the NHL has banned headshots. All photography must now be waist-up or full body.

You better fix you sig.

tpanotch

This is unreal. Carcillo is on the ground in the tunnel. They are carrying him up the tunnel. I wonder if he blew out his knee?

felixpotvin Roberto LOLongo

DAMN, too bad I didnt read this til now. I saw him tonight after my game, he seemed to be chairing a meeting of hockey parents or something, at a local rink's bar. I could have told him I was Serge!

which one of you clowns is jeffdrake??

Welcome to my twitter.

Roll Up The Rim update: Lots of you know someone who has won, but nobody has actually won themselves. You're the Marion Hossas of coffee.

strategy

and now I am following you

oops, now i feel bad i outed him on the internet.

Real_ESPNLeBrun Atlanta Thrashers are calling up Chris Chelios

This is great news..I am excited to be honest..I have tickets to the Atlanta game on March 30...Hopefully he will play, get to watch a surefire hall of famer and my favourite Armenian player.

Post your Twitter ID so I can follow...

@ChrisTessaro

I'm already following you.

I tried one guess...

It's sergetoronto.