not saying this is true, just posting for your reading pleasure:

http://www.voltairenet.org/article163626.html

followup:

http://www.voltairenet.org/article163729.html

That would be pretty awesome if our military had an earthquake maker weapon.

This is what happens when we export movies like "The Core" to the rest of the world.....

Obama's response should be:

"Mr. Chavez had better be careful what he says, or there may be a hurricane heading his way"

Winner

This is nearly as convincing as george bush ordering the twin towers to be imploded completely in secret while full of people.

I certainly hope so.

The funny thing, for me, is that I actually considered this possibility, because the shocks were so localised. But I don't really know much about earthquakes or "seismic weaponry", so I'll defer to Chavez, who seems to be quite the expert.

At least this was, you know, possible.

it wasn't full of people, the jews stayed home.

You might have inadvertantly veered on to something, according to the daily Jap, a plane load of jews left haiti just days before the quake.

My keyboard thanks you for the beer.

Whites>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jews>>mexicans>>>>>niggers amirite!?

Frankly my initial response, even more than OH THE HUMANITY was really: Americaaaaaa, fuck yeah!

I mean, imagine if this were true:



Alllllllllllrighty then.

Memo to every country in the world: seriously though, don't fuck with us. EARTHQUAKE! What's that? No, I sneezed. I was just saying, you probably shouldn't fuck with us. Like, I don't wanna ruin the surprise but we've got a new thing. Yeah. EARTHQUAKE! Sorry, I have a cold.

An earthquake weapon! AWESOME!

i hope u all realize i was joking...

Where is Casey Ryback when we need him

What's the point of being the forum's token crack pot anti-american conspiracy theorist, if you're going to clue people in to when you make a joke? the fun is watching people flip out about statements they think you are crazy enough to actually believe. If you clue people in, you ruin your table image.

Methinks hes upset that everyone thinks an earthquake weapon would be really cool.

I think it would be alot cooler if an eastern european supervillian had it, and was holed up in his Caribbean lair, holding the United nations hostage for 1 trillion dollars.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

fyp?

I was thinking of that or a pinky-in-the-corner-of-the-mouth pic.

damn, u r right!