The spine-tingling trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxJs9482qys

The greatest piece of literature ever written:
http://espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html

looks horrible

i was interested until i saw it was will smith's kid

I wouldn't call it a remake, thankfully.... but SIGH that they're doing even this.

Swat the fly then pick it off with the chop sticks. I laughed because of the original scene but lets be real, this movie is going to suck and the original definitely doesn't require a remake.

I think it looks a lot better than I feared.

I watched it without sound though; I don't know if that makes a difference.

I enjoyed the trailer.

I like that they're using Jackie Chan's fighting style.

Yeah, I am going to see it.

There are two reasons that this might work.

1. Jackie Chan can be funny, and most everyone likes him... so he makes a good Meeeawgeee.

2. The Great Wall of China is awesome.

(Hoch is retarded.)

And I could watch this mentor story over and over in a million different formats and still love it.

Looks great.

something tells me this movie will become a guilty pleasure of mine

you're the best, aroooooooooound, nothin's gonna ever keep ya down

They should've used Steven Segal.

If a song by Joe "Bean" Esposito isn't featured, I'm boycotting.

Isn't karate Japanese?

That's right. Steven Seagal.

Awesome

Yeah, but it still sounds better than The Kung Fu Kid. That name would be an insult to all The ________ Kid movies ever.

The Fuck You Kid

I think this looks way better than it has any right to. I might even enjoy it.

The fact that I have a bit of a mancrush on Will Smith and the fact that it looks like his kid got a lot of his dad's charisma and his mom's (good looks. good looks. say good looks. don't say ass. don't say ass. don't say) ass doesn't hurt.

dammit.

haha

The Drunken Master?

The Drunken Boxing Kid would be a pretty sweet movie.

Arnold watches the new Karate Kid trailer

This was funnier than I thought it was going to be.

LOL!


Jacket off!

This is a poor assessment.

How can you assess how funny I thought it was going to be?

i thought it was going to be arnold from happy days pat morita's other legendary character

See, I think Will Smith's son is one of the worst child actors in memory. He registers flat, and has the special ability to suck all of the momentum off of the screen.

tomayto, tomahto

What does the bold mean?

Doesn't show any emotion through facial expressions or body language.

Yes, this is what I meant. This would be perfect if it was a movie about a psychotic kid who killed people, and lacked the social skills to feel remorse and guilt.

That movie I would see.