This is the greatest show in the history of time. The situation is the greatest man alive.

Conversely, Cockblocking Angelina is terrible.

Bill Simmons makes a great point about the quality of J-Wow's tits. I've only seen fake tits hat bad on terrible strippers

yeah this was pretty entertaining.

the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.

lol? All 8 of them ( except for MAYBE vinnie) are trainwrecks.

Long Island needs to be bombed

true, but i see this one(snookie i think it was?) ending up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped or possibly getting gang raped by the bouncers at one of those clubs. don't see that happening to any of the others

LOL really? All 4 of them strike me as potential gang rape victims, stomach pump recipients.

well that one you mentioned before is going to be too busy **** blocking/being a pain in the ass to have any fun(fun being getting too f'd up to the point of needing your stomach pumped) so she should be ok.

i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned.

Yeah, but if you remember at the club, she was all over this wrestler guy, and disappeared with him. Just because she says she's faithful, and calls other girls whores, doesn't mean she's not a whore. First night out, she's cheating on her boyfriend. The next day she claimed she didn't remember, which either means she's a lying whore, or a black out drunk ( whom are very likely for gang rape).


Don't get me wrong ,snook's got problems, but so do all of these girls.

Where's Schnickers?

or snookems or snuggie, why can't anyone say her name right?
But yeah I'm from Long Island, I can't freakin stand these kids. You know its bad when they began to keep hair gel in the bathroom at the gym for people....but the entertainment value of this show is great

You know, I was going to say something like '" yeah, if I had to deal with these guys every day, I'd hate them too, but on TV they are hilarious"....


BUT........


I think if I dealt with them every day, I would never, ever stop loving them and laughing at them to myself. This show is, I swear to god, making me really, really want to move to the jersey coast.

I love this show. It reminds me of college all over again. Luckily, there werent too many, but just enough to laugh at all of them without fear. The Situation is god.

And, even though she's a huge cockblock, I find Angelina the most attractive of the girls

This is the greatest show in the history of television. It's why the medium was created.

Time/Channel?

Thursdays at 10pm EST on MTV, but it reairs over and over all week at odd times.

I find it makes an offensive and unfair stereotype out of Italian-American dirtyballs, but I am a bit touchy when it comes to generalizing terrible people.

I may or may not know someone who knows him. I'm looking into it, but I think I'm no more than 3 degrees removed from The Sitch.

No, I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'M AN ADULT!!!!!

To watch this at my place, you would need the password to MTV. And I'll never tellllll.....

My friend has met snookie. One of snookies friends from the beginning of the episode (when shes getting in her car) goes to school with one of my friends.

Also this from Bill Simmons:
Sami plays college soccer: http://www.wpupioneers.com/roster.aspx?rp_...0&path=wsoc

Just watched the premiere last night.

Unbelievably awesome. These people make me feel great about myself.

Basically, the show is My New Haircut on steroids.

Very very true.


Is it odd that I don't find any of the women attractive? Once they talk, my dick shrivels up.

If I was forced to screw one of them at gunpoint, it would probably be Sammi, though maybe Angelina.

That settles it, definitely Sammi.

Though she needs to live with them. There's a lot of hair in that house to yank on.

It's JWoww. With two w's at the end.

Let's get that straight; otherwise it will be too confusing.

GIS #1 result for JWoww:

^^^ holy shit!!

jeepster, you gotta let that video play a little longer.

and fwiw, i thought Sammi was the only bangable one. she looks kinda crappy in that soccer team photo though

did that happen in the episode? If so I might have to watch

No, it was at the end, during the 'This season on Jersey Shore' teaser.

Listen, anyone on their high horse about not watching this show, can **** straight off. this show is like watching a documentary on merkats on the animal planet. It's compelling from a pure anthropological standpoint, you get to see guidos, in the wild, in their natural environment. It's fantastic. Let me put it another way....


See this guy?





That ridiculous man's name, as you can probably read on his back, is Paulie D. He is he fifth most interesting and absurd person on the show. THE FIFTH. HE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOP HALF!!

I lived in Philly then Jersey. I have seen all of that I need to see.

But if others want to enjoy it I wont belittle them. My wife secretly watches it in the bedroom where I have not locked out MTV. Marriage is about compromise.

and the view is excellent from up here.

I cant stop watching this

My DVR is set for Thursday. For Eps. #1 and all the rest as well.

Can't wait.

Is Long Island in New Jersey? (serious question)

This show is hilarious. So far my favourite is Angelina, she's such a bitch. Also she looks really familiar to me. I don't know if I saw her on another show or if she looks like someone I knew in school or what.

Jwoww is really ugly right? That's not just me? Her skin is awful and her hair always looks greasy... am I crazy? Also whoever said you could fit another fake tit between her existing too is so spot on.

Ronnie is hilarious because he is just so meatheaded. I feel like someone could prick him with a thumbtack and he would deflate like a balloon, he's all bulk and no brains.

It is amazing that perhaps the most ridiculous looking character (Pauly) so far hasn't brought as much drama as the more 'normal' looking ones (Situation, Sammi, Ronnie).

Long Island is part of NY, but is perceived as culturally similar and shares with Jersey its "bridge and tunnel" geography in relation to Manhattan, meaning they share a stigma of being full of blue-collar idiots and anti-intellectuals, and basically being a place where poor, unimportant people live or where one goes when they have too many kids to live in the city and matter or whatever. Both should be full of guidos, but I would guess Staten- and Long Island would have the upper-hand on Jersey in terms of Jewish Gudios, who are a far more interesting variant to me, because although somewhat less exhibitionistic, the Jew is by nature disposed to weakness for cocaine, which is where the real party starts imo.



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And yes, Jwoww is exceptionally ugly.

The Jew is natually predisposed to marijuana use. I don't know about cocaine.

Great Neck, Long Island is full of Jew guidos though. A hilarious place.

That's sort of a negative and unfair generalization.

I enjoyed this very much.

But it is more true than your negative and unfair generalization.

Don't you have bad tv to watch?

Don't you have posts to read that whiz right over your head?

I got his joke. But I am Jewish and I had to set the record straight.

Come on, you can't find any more funny pictures of this?