Is someone looking for a hero? Well, here I am!! But apparently my alter-ego in this case was blankman

Full Tilt Poker Game #15937492078: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (116675355), Table 39 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:11:22 ET - 2009/11/10
Seat 1: PegCity8 (1,780)
Seat 2: sbestas (6,957)
Seat 3: dz22 (8,640)
Seat 4: Kuge (7,415)
Seat 5: GregN2 (4,830)
Seat 6: DGeSicK (4,614)
Seat 7: Threes Up (1,437)
Seat 8: 24hansel (3,870)
Seat 9: UCDB (9,248)
dz22 posts the small blind of 40
Kuge posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [As Jd]
GregN2 folds
DGeSicK folds
Threes Up folds
24hansel folds
UCDB folds
PegCity8 folds
sbestas folds
dz22 calls 40
Kuge raises to 240
dz22 has 15 seconds left to act
dz22 raises to 800
Kuge raises to 2,400
dz22 calls 1,600
*** FLOP *** [2h 6h Ts]
dz22 bets 6,240, and is all in
Kuge calls 5,015, and is all in
dz22 shows [Qh Kd]
Kuge shows [As Jd]
Uncalled bet of 1,225 returned to dz22
*** TURN *** [2h 6h Ts] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 6h Ts Tc] [Qc]
dz22 shows two pair, Queens and Tens
Kuge shows a pair of Tens
dz22 wins the pot (14,830) with two pair, Queens and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,830 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 6h Ts Tc Qc]
Seat 1: PegCity8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: sbestas (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dz22 (small blind) showed [Qh Kd] and won (14,830) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 4: Kuge (big blind) showed [As Jd] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: GregN2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: DGeSicK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Threes Up didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: 24hansel didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: UCDB didn't bet (folded)

I know, I was behind...but think of this as "Give and Take". Besides, the real bad beat is that I busted 10 minutes after del taco's "3 tacos for $1.09" deal ended...aFJKLDSKJLFDSKJL 30th of 1400 something

PokerStars Game #35200070474: Tournament #219011052, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVII (3000/6000) - 2009/11/10 23:09:16 PT [2009/11/11 2:09:16 ET]
Table '219011052 44' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Little Kraut (151592 in chips)
Seat 3: Kuge (76587 in chips)
Seat 4: fitzy07 (50204 in chips)
Seat 5: Leonid_57 (139137 in chips)
Seat 6: Sextantinn (44648 in chips)
Seat 7: nealergwind (119323 in chips)
Seat 8: mickeyrox (127390 in chips)
Seat 9: Ariguzblack (158411 in chips)
Little Kraut: posts the ante 750
Kuge: posts the ante 750
fitzy07: posts the ante 750
Leonid_57: posts the ante 750
Sextantinn: posts the ante 750
nealergwind: posts the ante 750
mickeyrox: posts the ante 750
Ariguzblack: posts the ante 750
nealergwind: posts small blind 3000
mickeyrox: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Jd Js]
Ariguzblack: folds
Little Kraut: folds
Kuge: raises 69837 to 75837 and is all-in
fitzy07: calls 49454 and is all-in
Leonid_57: folds
Sextantinn: folds
nealergwind: folds
mickeyrox: folds
Uncalled bet (26383) returned to Kuge
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 4h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6s 4h] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 4h 8d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuge: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
fitzy07: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
fitzy07 collected 113908 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 113908 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6s 4h 8d Kh]
Seat 2: Little Kraut folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kuge showed [Jd Js] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: fitzy07 showed [Kd Kc] and won (113908) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: Leonid_57 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Sextantinn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nealergwind (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: mickeyrox (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Ariguzblack folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wicked kool

PokerStars Game #35224360054: Tournament #210666880, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2009/11/11 13:04:58 PT [2009/11/11 16:04:58 ET]
Table '210666880 55' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: egorzar (5060 in chips)
Seat 2: Panasonic76 (5988 in chips)
Seat 3: Artem 110488 (9891 in chips)
Seat 4: CmeTilt (15499 in chips)
Seat 5: Salomalo (15218 in chips)
Seat 6: bmwslw (6598 in chips)
Seat 7: Kuge (4305 in chips)
Seat 8: misa&gino (12312 in chips)
Seat 9: csibcsi (17588 in chips)
egorzar: posts the ante 30
Panasonic76: posts the ante 30
Artem 110488: posts the ante 30
CmeTilt: posts the ante 30
Salomalo: posts the ante 30
bmwslw: posts the ante 30
Kuge: posts the ante 30
misa&gino: posts the ante 30
csibcsi: posts the ante 30
csibcsi: posts small blind 125
egorzar: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Kh Ac]
Panasonic76: folds
Artem 110488: folds
CmeTilt: folds
Salomalo: folds
bmwslw: calls 250
Kuge: raises 575 to 825
misa&gino: folds
csibcsi: folds
egorzar: folds
bmwslw: raises 5743 to 6568 and is all-in
Kuge: calls 3450 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2293) returned to bmwslw
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2s 4c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2s 4c] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2s 4c Ks] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bmwslw: shows [Qd Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Kuge: shows [Kh Ac] (a pair of Kings)
bmwslw collected 9195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9195 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 2s 4c Ks Th]
Seat 1: egorzar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Panasonic76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Artem 110488 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CmeTilt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Salomalo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bmwslw showed [Qd Ad] and won (9195) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 7: Kuge showed [Kh Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: misa&gino (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: csibcsi (small blind) folded before Flop

This

Full Tilt Poker Game #15953440848: Early Double - B (116798778), Table 156 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:28:39 ET - 2009/11/11
Seat 1: Big Donkey (2,175)
Seat 2: Kuge (1,930)
Seat 3: gskp (1,325)
Seat 4: xcobix (4,390)
Seat 5: diamond_bluff (2,275)
Seat 6: td1971007 (5,265)
Seat 7: EnergizerBunny1 (1,935)
Seat 8: moneypays (2,910)
Seat 9: xsample_1 (725)
Big Donkey posts the small blind of 20
Kuge posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [As Ks]
gskp folds
xcobix folds
diamond_bluff folds
td1971007 raises to 80
EnergizerBunny1 folds
moneypays folds
xsample_1 raises to 160
Big Donkey folds
Kuge raises to 360
td1971007 folds
xsample_1 has 15 seconds left to act
Big Donkey has been disconnected
Big Donkey has reconnected
xsample_1 raises to 725, and is all in
Kuge calls 365
xsample_1 shows [Kc Tc]
Kuge shows [As Ks]
*** FLOP *** [6h 2d 5h]
*** TURN *** [6h 2d 5h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [6h 2d 5h Th] [9c]
xsample_1 shows a pair of Tens
Kuge shows Ace King high
xsample_1 wins the pot (1,550) with a pair of Tens
moneypays has been disconnected
Kuge: stop
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,550 | Rake 0
Board: [6h 2d 5h Th 9c]
Seat 1: Big Donkey (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Kuge (big blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: gskp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: xcobix didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: diamond_bluff didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: td1971007 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: EnergizerBunny1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: moneypays didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: xsample_1 (button) showed [Kc Tc] and won (1,550) with a pair of Tens

Followed by (what I call..."The Storybook ending theory)

Full Tilt Poker Game #15954030938: Early Double - B (116798778), Table 156 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:53:03 ET - 2009/11/11
Seat 1: Big Donkey (1,735)
Seat 2: Kuge (865)
Seat 3: AlumniCafe (4,256)
Seat 4: xcobix (2,090)
Seat 5: diamond_bluff (2,170)
Seat 6: td1971007 (5,825), is sitting out
Seat 7: EnergizerBunny1 (3,945)
Seat 8: moneypays (5,225)
Seat 9: xsample_1 (1,280)
moneypays posts the small blind of 40
xsample_1 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Kc Kh]
Big Donkey folds
Kuge raises to 240
AlumniCafe folds
xcobix folds
diamond_bluff folds
td1971007 folds
EnergizerBunny1 folds
moneypays folds
xsample_1 has 15 seconds left to act
xsample_1 raises to 1,280, and is all in
Kuge calls 625, and is all in
xsample_1 shows [Ad Ac]
Kuge shows [Kc Kh]
Big Donkey has been disconnected
Uncalled bet of 415 returned to xsample_1
*** FLOP *** [4s Jd Jh]
*** TURN *** [4s Jd Jh] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jd Jh 6h] [7c]
Big Donkey has reconnected
xsample_1 shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Kuge shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
xsample_1 wins the pot (1,770) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,770 | Rake 0
Board: [4s Jd Jh 6h 7c]
Seat 1: Big Donkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Kuge showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: AlumniCafe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: xcobix didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: diamond_bluff didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: td1971007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: EnergizerBunny1 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: moneypays (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xsample_1 (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won (1,770) with two pair, Aces and Jacks

Not really a bad beat...but it still hurts to see it happen nearing the monies...

Full Tilt Poker Game #15987910959: Midnight Madness! (116037835), Table 178 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:44:16 ET - 2009/11/13
Seat 1: ArielBahia (3,495)
Seat 2: leon xu (8,267)
Seat 3: momomyers (12,150)
Seat 4: IGO4IT2 (10,075)
Seat 5: tatdj (6,840)
Seat 6: Bandito222 (9,411)
Seat 7: Bria_baby (3,926)
Seat 8: rodrigoguara (26,097)
Seat 9: Kuge (2,445)
ArielBahia antes 25
leon xu antes 25
momomyers antes 25
IGO4IT2 antes 25
tatdj antes 25
Bandito222 antes 25
Bria_baby antes 25
rodrigoguara antes 25
Kuge antes 25
ArielBahia posts the small blind of 120
leon xu posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Ah Kd]
momomyers folds
IGO4IT2 folds
tatdj folds
Bandito222 folds
Bria_baby raises to 720
rodrigoguara has 15 seconds left to act
rodrigoguara folds
Kuge raises to 2,160
ArielBahia folds
leon xu folds
Bria_baby raises to 3,600
Kuge calls 260, and is all in
Bria_baby shows [9c 9h]
Kuge shows [Ah Kd]
Uncalled bet of 1,180 returned to Bria_baby
*** FLOP *** [6d 4s As]
*** TURN *** [6d 4s As] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4s As 7s] [9s]
Bria_baby shows three of a kind, Nines
Kuge shows a pair of Aces
Bria_baby wins the pot (5,425) with three of a kind, Nines
Kuge stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,425 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 4s As 7s 9s]
Seat 1: ArielBahia (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: leon xu (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: momomyers folded before the Flop
Seat 4: IGO4IT2 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: tatdj folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Bandito222 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Bria_baby showed [9c 9h] and won (5,425) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: rodrigoguara folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Kuge (button) showed [Ah Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces

Maybe someday when I move up to playing 1/2 and 2/4 I can look back at this and laugh

PokerStars Game #35365810025: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/11/14 17:11:33 PT [2009/11/14 20:11:33 ET]
Table 'Capella X' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: iplayanytwoo ($9.97 in chips)
Seat 2: bulldozhka ($6.84 in chips)
Seat 3: tibrage ($5.16 in chips)
Seat 4: Kuge ($4.90 in chips)
Seat 5: AwwwwYeeaah ($2.30 in chips)
Seat 6: stymist ($7.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Martins516 ($2.58 in chips)
Seat 9: Apraksiy ($2.53 in chips)
stymist: posts small blind $0.02
Martins516: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Ac As]
Apraksiy: folds
iplayanytwoo: folds
bulldozhka: calls $0.05
tibrage: raises $0.45 to $0.50
Kuge: raises $4.40 to $4.90 and is all-in
AwwwwYeeaah: folds
stymist: folds
Eusphoros is connected
Martins516: folds
bulldozhka: folds
tibrage: calls $4.40
*** FLOP *** [9c Kc 2d]
*** TURN *** [9c Kc 2d] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [9c Kc 2d Qh] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tibrage: shows [Ks Qs] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Kuge: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
tibrage collected $9.47 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.92 | Rake $0.45
Board [9c Kc 2d Qh Jc]
Seat 1: iplayanytwoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bulldozhka folded before Flop
Seat 3: tibrage showed [Ks Qs] and won ($9.47) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 4: Kuge showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: AwwwwYeeaah (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: stymist (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Martins516 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Apraksiy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #35411270048: Tournament #219010837, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (5/5) - 2009/11/15 16:27:30 PT [2009/11/15 19:27:30 ET]
Table '219010837 38' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: jode0669 (4215 in chips)
Seat 3: Kuge (1465 in chips)
Seat 4: wimpy27 (1360 in chips)
Seat 5: Babs200 (4990 in chips)
Seat 6: cashtorg (3805 in chips)
Seat 7: marre1979 (1450 in chips)
Seat 8: kurcubic (380 in chips)
Seat 9: chapiruli (1705 in chips)
jode0669: posts the ante 40
Kuge: posts the ante 40
wimpy27: posts the ante 40
Babs200: posts the ante 40
cashtorg: posts the ante 40
marre1979: posts the ante 40
kurcubic: posts the ante 40
chapiruli: posts the ante 40
Kuge: posts small blind 5
wimpy27: posts big blind 5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Qd Td]
Babs200: folds
cashtorg: folds
marre1979: calls 5
kurcubic: raises 40 to 45
chapiruli: calls 45
jode0669: calls 45
Kuge: calls 40
dadoftwins17 is connected
wimpy27: calls 40
marre1979: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [9d 9h 3h]
Kuge: checks
wimpy27: checks
marre1979: checks
kurcubic: checks
chapiruli: checks
jode0669: checks
*** TURN *** [9d 9h 3h] [Qs]
Kuge: checks
wimpy27: checks
marre1979: checks
kurcubic: checks
chapiruli: bets 270
jode0669: folds
Kuge: folds
wimpy27: folds
marre1979: calls 270
kurcubic: folds
*** RIVER *** [9d 9h 3h Qs] [7d]
marre1979: checks
chapiruli: bets 1350 and is all-in
marre1979: folds
Uncalled bet (1350) returned to chapiruli
chapiruli collected 1130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1130 | Rake 0
Board [9d 9h 3h Qs 7d]
Seat 2: jode0669 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Kuge (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: wimpy27 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Babs200 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cashtorg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: marre1979 folded on the River
Seat 8: kurcubic folded on the Turn
Seat 9: chapiruli collected (1130)

Edit: WTF this hand makes no sense, maybe I copied the wrong one.

lol just as I was posting that previous post...this happens

PokerStars Game #35411428018: Tournament #210666988, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2009/11/15 16:31:27 PT [2009/11/15 19:31:27 ET]
Table '210666988 48' 4-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: paulinho8 (15525 in chips)
Seat 2: cedrique (2770 in chips)
Seat 3: Kuge (4695 in chips)
Seat 4: laktin (5340 in chips)
paulinho8: posts the ante 10
cedrique: posts the ante 10
Kuge: posts the ante 10
laktin: posts the ante 10
paulinho8: posts small blind 50
cedrique: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Kh Kc]
Kuge: raises 200 to 300
laktin: folds
paulinho8: raises 15215 to 15515 and is all-in
cedrique: folds
Kuge: calls 4385 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (10830) returned to paulinho8
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ts Td]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ts Td] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ts Td 8c] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
paulinho8: shows [Ad Qc] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Kuge: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
paulinho8 collected 9510 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9510 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Ts Td 8c Jh]
Seat 1: paulinho8 (small blind) showed [Ad Qc] and won (9510) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 2: cedrique (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kuge showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: laktin (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Hand converter!!

This isn't the strategy forum. Who the hell even converts bad beats??

This

and now That

PokerStars Game #35724011689: Tournament #215068432, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2009/11/22 18:18:30 PT [2009/11/22 21:18:30 ET]
Table '215068432 12' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SCHOCKERR (120577 in chips)
Seat 2: tiguip19 (17860 in chips)
Seat 3: Kuge (24792 in chips)
Seat 5: Torn7kill (23718 in chips)
Seat 8: Future_j (55481 in chips)
Seat 9: anfield1414 (27572 in chips)
SCHOCKERR: posts the ante 200
tiguip19: posts the ante 200
Kuge: posts the ante 200
Torn7kill: posts the ante 200
Future_j: posts the ante 200
anfield1414: posts the ante 200
tiguip19: posts small blind 1000
Kuge: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Ah Qc]
Torn7kill: raises 21518 to 23518 and is all-in
Future_j: folds
anfield1414: folds
SCHOCKERR: folds
tiguip19: folds
Kuge: calls 21518
*** FLOP *** [4s 9h Ad]
*** TURN *** [4s 9h Ad] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9h Ad Js] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuge: shows [Ah Qc] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Torn7kill: shows [Th Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Torn7kill collected 49236 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 49236 | Rake 0
Board [4s 9h Ad Js Qh]
Seat 1: SCHOCKERR (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tiguip19 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kuge (big blind) showed [Ah Qc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: Torn7kill showed [Th Kd] and won (49236) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 8: Future_j folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: anfield1414 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

FAIL

Also, run better Kuge.

durp

Full Tilt Poker Game #16437570692: $2,000 Guarantee (Cashout) (121398271), Table 20 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:08:06 ET - 2009/11/30
Seat 1: Kuge (2,602)
Seat 2: TTST (3,470)
Seat 3: 905er (3,727)
Seat 4: bash1 (3,689)
Seat 5: crazymantim (5,640)
Seat 6: HeartofIce (3,950)
Seat 7: crow1949 (5,337)
Seat 8: ugh_ugh (12,446)
Seat 9: vats12 (5,316)
905er posts the small blind of 60
bash1 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Tc Td]
crazymantim folds
HeartofIce folds
crow1949 folds
ugh_ugh folds
vats12 folds
Kuge raises to 360
TTST raises to 3,470, and is all in
905er folds
bash1 folds
Kuge calls 2,242, and is all in
TTST shows [Kh As]
Kuge shows [Tc Td]
Uncalled bet of 868 returned to TTST
*** FLOP *** [Th 6h 4d]
*** TURN *** [Th 6h 4d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Th 6h 4d Jc] [Qc]
TTST shows a straight, Ace high
Kuge shows three of a kind, Tens
TTST wins the pot (5,384) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,384 | Rake 0
Board: [Th 6h 4d Jc Qc]
Seat 1: Kuge showed [Tc Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: TTST (button) showed [Kh As] and won (5,384) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: 905er (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: bash1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: crazymantim didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: HeartofIce didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: crow1949 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ugh_ugh didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: vats12 didn't bet (folded)

cloud island eat my butt

durp

PokerStars Game #36335954381: Tournament #234010587, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2009/12/06 13:10:42 PT [2009/12/06 16:10:42 ET]
Table '234010587 88' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: rikç (5670 in chips)
Seat 2: squadraverdi (4845 in chips)
Seat 3: Kuge (3790 in chips)
Seat 4: nhuanleafs (1800 in chips)
Seat 5: Speedyy1986 (2470 in chips)
Seat 6: PatchK (3430 in chips)
Seat 7: baxop21 (1475 in chips)
Seat 8: Grampa55 (6655 in chips)
Seat 9: mank (3310 in chips)
mank: posts small blind 30
rikç: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Qh Ad]
squadraverdi: folds
Kuge: raises 120 to 180
nhuanleafs: folds
Speedyy1986: folds
PatchK: calls 180
baxop21: calls 180
Grampa55: folds
mank: folds
rikç: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qc 2h]
Kuge: bets 375
PatchK: calls 375
baxop21: folds
*** TURN *** [Jd Qc 2h] [4d]
Kuge: bets 775
PatchK: raises 2100 to 2875 and is all-in
Kuge: calls 2100
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qc 2h 4d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuge: shows [Qh Ad] (a pair of Queens)
PatchK: shows [9d Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
PatchK collected 7130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7130 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Qc 2h 4d Kh]
Seat 1: rikç (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: squadraverdi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kuge showed [Qh Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: nhuanleafs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Speedyy1986 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PatchK showed [9d Td] and won (7130) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 7: baxop21 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Grampa55 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mank (small blind) folded before Flop

Would it help if I said you're not alone?

PokerStars Game #36376389427: Tournament #219654773, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2009/12/07 20:43:47 CET [2009/12/07 14:43:47 ET]
Table '219654773 4' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: 07-KLC-07 (4252 in chips)
Seat 3: spencey1985 (2455 in chips)
Seat 4: pevi23 (3440 in chips)
Seat 5: ethan955 (6210 in chips)
Seat 6: jonb10188 (7180 in chips)
Seat 7: ANOLGU (5705 in chips)
Seat 8: kreppsen (7190 in chips)
Seat 9: superweed (6018 in chips)
07-KLC-07: posts the ante 50
spencey1985: posts the ante 50
pevi23: posts the ante 50
ethan955: posts the ante 50
jonb10188: posts the ante 50
ANOLGU: posts the ante 50
kreppsen: posts the ante 50
superweed: posts the ante 50
07-KLC-07: posts small blind 300
spencey1985: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kreppsen [Ac As]
pevi23: folds
ethan955: folds
jonb10188: folds
ANOLGU: folds
kreppsen: raises 1200 to 1800
superweed: raises 4168 to 5968 and is all-in
07-KLC-07: folds
spencey1985: folds
kreppsen: calls 4168
*** FLOP *** [2c 8d 7s]
*** TURN *** [2c 8d 7s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8d 7s 9s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kreppsen: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
superweed: shows [Th Ts] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
kreppsen said, "lol!"
superweed collected 13236 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13236 | Rake 0
Board [2c 8d 7s 9s Js]
Seat 1: 07-KLC-07 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: spencey1985 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: pevi23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ethan955 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jonb10188 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ANOLGU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: kreppsen showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: superweed (button) showed [Th Ts] and won (13236) with a straight, Seven to Jack
That sucks when I'm holding a good stack in the last 30

only slightly

PokerStars Game #36922895647: Tournament #223512985, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/12/19 16:24:45 PT [2009/12/19 19:24:45 ET]
Table '223512985 16' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Fastvalkyrie (893 in chips)
Seat 2: 7sorrow7 (1395 in chips)
Seat 3: Knigth Fun (1080 in chips)
Seat 4: kabobkl (845 in chips)
Seat 5: TerryLeeSr (4952 in chips)
Seat 6: Kuge (735 in chips)
Seat 7: sealclub (4490 in chips)
Seat 8: Delphine666 (3215 in chips)
Fastvalkyrie: posts small blind 25
7sorrow7: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Ks Kd]
Knigth Fun: folds
kabobkl: raises 100 to 150
TerryLeeSr: folds
Kuge: raises 585 to 735 and is all-in
sealclub: folds
Delphine666: calls 735
Fastvalkyrie: folds
7sorrow7: folds
kabobkl: raises 110 to 845 and is all-in
Delphine666: calls 110
*** FLOP *** [9c Qh Th]
*** TURN *** [9c Qh Th] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [9c Qh Th Ac] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kabobkl: shows [Qc Kc] (a flush, Ace high)
Delphine666: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
kabobkl collected 220 from side pot
Kuge: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
kabobkl collected 2280 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2500 Main pot 2280. Side pot 220. | Rake 0
Board [9c Qh Th Ac 3c]
Seat 1: Fastvalkyrie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: 7sorrow7 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Knigth Fun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kabobkl showed [Qc Kc] and won (2500) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: TerryLeeSr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Kuge showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: sealclub folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Delphine666 (button) showed [Jd Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

Man we all need to run better If it helps, I just got stacked in the weirdest, most improbable set over set ever. UTG opened the limp train so SEVEN of us take the ride (I'm MP2 with 33). flop comes AK3 rainbow. I'm golden, right? Then the BUTTON stacks me off with a set of kings. What in the HELL? Guess he was worried an A might flop I also blew off 3 other buyins as an 80%+ favourite, but that's standard.

Oh, a guy limp-called my 11x raise with 56cc too. I had AcAd. Flop was 347ccc. The hell do you do or say there? Every bad beat coping mechanism in my bag failed me there.

Edit: Kuge did you make the I Hate College music video in your sig? It's excellent, and I'm listening to it non-stop

Yup, a friend and I put it together. It's still my favorite video that I made.

I also managed to not sigh here too.

PokerStars Game #36969578502: Tournament #223841024, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/12/20 16:09:16 PT [2009/12/20 19:09:16 ET]
Table '223841024 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Brilijant (1405 in chips)
Seat 3: bigdeer1 (2565 in chips)
Seat 4: caron64 (1620 in chips)
Seat 5: Nikidr (2655 in chips)
Seat 6: bigoesbang (1750 in chips)
Seat 7: bornbreddead (2845 in chips)
Seat 8: Kuge (1420 in chips)
Seat 9: Maquiaveli (1325 in chips)
Kuge: posts small blind 25
Maquiaveli: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Ks Kd]
Brilijant: folds
bigdeer1: raises 100 to 150
caron64: folds
Nikidr: folds
bigoesbang: folds
bornbreddead: folds
Kuge: raises 250 to 400
Maquiaveli: folds
bigdeer1: calls 250
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9s 2d]
Kuge: bets 400
bigdeer1: calls 400
*** TURN *** [Jd 9s 2d] [7s]
Kuge: bets 620 and is all-in
bigdeer1: calls 620
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9s 2d 7s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuge: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
bigdeer1: shows [Js Ad] (three of a kind, Jacks)
bigdeer1 collected 2890 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2890 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 9s 2d 7s Jh]
Seat 1: Brilijant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bigdeer1 showed [Js Ad] and won (2890) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: caron64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Nikidr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bigoesbang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bornbreddead (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Kuge (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 9: Maquiaveli (big blind) folded before Flop

it's the ones that are nearing the end of tourneys...those hurt the most
PokerStars Game #37025905169: Tournament #223749280, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (800/1600) - 2009/12/21 21:46:43 PT [2009/12/22 0:46:43 ET]
Table '223749280 13' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ljplloyd (10073 in chips)
Seat 2: notafactor (12110 in chips)
Seat 3: foldemfosho (60273 in chips)
Seat 4: Ambrazura707 (3110 in chips)
Seat 5: sixthjames (31116 in chips)
Seat 6: smitty8 (20898 in chips)
Seat 7: GBTREO (27731 in chips)
Seat 8: reeemy816 (98302 in chips)
Seat 9: Kuge (48563 in chips)
ljplloyd: posts the ante 200
notafactor: posts the ante 200
foldemfosho: posts the ante 200
Ambrazura707: posts the ante 200
sixthjames: posts the ante 200
smitty8: posts the ante 200
GBTREO: posts the ante 200
reeemy816: posts the ante 200
Kuge: posts the ante 200
Ambrazura707: posts small blind 800
sixthjames: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kuge [Kc Kd]
smitty8: folds
GBTREO: folds
reeemy816: calls 1600
Kuge: raises 4800 to 6400
ljplloyd: folds
notafactor: folds
foldemfosho: folds
Ambrazura707: folds
sixthjames: folds
reeemy816: calls 4800
*** FLOP *** [4c 2h 3c]
reeemy816: checks
Kuge: bets 9600
reeemy816: raises 14400 to 24000
Kuge: raises 17963 to 41963 and is all-in
reeemy816: calls 17963
*** TURN *** [4c 2h 3c] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 2h 3c 6d] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
reeemy816: shows [5d 3d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Kuge: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
reeemy816 collected 100926 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100926 | Rake 0
Board [4c 2h 3c 6d As]
Seat 1: ljplloyd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: notafactor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: foldemfosho (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ambrazura707 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: sixthjames (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: smitty8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GBTREO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: reeemy816 showed [5d 3d] and won (100926) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 9: Kuge showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings