A List of Ten People* With the Same Number of NHL Wins This Season as Vesa Toskala
- as of November 4th, 2009

1. Elvis Presley
2. Robbie Irons
3. Martha Stewart
4. Spuds MacKenzie
5. Phil Ivey
6. Fergie
7. Adrian Bogosyan
8. Randall from Luxor
9. Stephen Hawking
10. FCP Bob


* or animals

i must admit I am really laughing loud..

You spelled Adrian's name wrong..

How do you spell it?

my last name is Bogosyan

Zach spells it Bogosian

Oh yes...

comprehensive list of classy habs fans:

Fail.

Try again.

Something like this perhaps:

A List of Known Toronto Maple Leafs Fans Who Don't Understand the Concept of a List

1. Dubey

TEN THINGS YOU FIND AT A MONTREAL CANADIENS GAME:

1. Carey Price's coke dealer
2. The ghost of the Rocket
3. The grizzled sad face of Bob Gainey
4. Poutine
5. Rejean
6. Pierre
7. Pat Burns mustache
8. The beach ball Carey Price uses in practice
9. Platform shoes so the midgets can reach the Gatorade in the top shelf
10. Horseshoes falling from the players asses

Here I'll do one for you:

Top 10 Rebuttals From a Habs Fan

1. How many Cups has your team won?
2. How many Cups has your team won?
3. How many Cups has your team won?
4. How many Cups has your team won?
5. How many Cups has your team won?
6. How many Cups has your team won?
7. How many Cups has your team won?
8. How many Cups has your team won?
9. How many Cups has your team won?
10. How many Cups has your team won?

10 Over used Phrases or words by people trying to make Leaf jokes:

1. 1967
2. Golf in May
3. Teachers Pension Plan
4. No Draft Picks
5. 40 plus years
6. Top 6 player
7. Toskala goalie?
8. Ticket prices/Sold out every game
9. Overpriced Free agents
10. Draft schmaft

This, and the original post were very well done. Robbie Irons was a nice touch.

So...are Serge and Zach actually related? Does he know how crazy Serge is? I need to know.

10 things overheard in a game of NHL10 between Scott Gomez and Hal gill
1. Gomez: it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
2. Gomez: size doesn't matter
3. Gomez: I prefer the term "little person"
5. Gill: Ok dude, I get it
5. gomez: ohhh check this out.. pass, pass, oh sick pass, pass, pass, saucer pass, slap pass, spin-o-rama pass, fake-the shot... pass! man I'm working it here. Hey Cammy, come grab a controller so I can get a shot on net.
6. Gomez: BOOM 4-2. na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na hey hey hey, ah crap 4-3
7. Gomez: na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- hey hey hey good- wait, are you kidding me?
8. Gill: damnit, shootout, I knew I shouldn't have picked the Leafs, how do I change goalies?
9. Gill: why isn't toskala moving? I think my game is glitched..
10. Gill: well, good game, I'm hitting the showers. Gomez: dude, you are a hab now, just shower next week

nice...

sorry forgot one:


11. Gill: I deserved to win, unlucky

Top Ten Condiments

1. Yellow Mustard
2. Mayo
3. Salsa
4. Ranch
5. Hot Sauce
6. BBQ Sauce
7. Butter
8. Strawberry Preserves
9. Dijon Mustard
10. Honey

No gravy? I like gravy.

I think the bigger travesty is the lack of ketchup on that list.

Never been a gravy guy but the time I had some of Adam's pountine, I bet I could get into it.

OMG, how could I forget Ketchup? I intended to put it there.

This was pretty great.

Nice on Dubey..

great thread Dale..this ones a keeper.

Sorry:


Comprehensive list of classy habs Fans:
1. My friend Nick
2. Rejean from Serge's story
3. Youppi (unconfirmed)

LOL...whatever happened to Youppi??

What the hell are you doing here?

A list of the years since 1967 that the Maple Leafs have not won the Stanley Cup:
1) 1968
2) 1969
3) 1970
4) 1971
5) 1972
6) 1973
7) 1974
8) 1975
9) 1976
10) 1977
11) 1978
12) 1979
13) 1980
14) 1981
15) 1982
16) 1983
17) 1984
18) 1985
19) 1986
20) 1987
21) 1988
22) 1989
23) 1990
24) 1991
25) 1992
26) 1993
27) 1994
28) 1995
29) 1996
30) 1997
31) 1998
32) 1999
33) 2000
34) 2001
35) 2002
36) 2003
37) 2004
38) 2005
39) 2006
40) 2007
41) 2008
42) 2009


As a bonus, I bolded the years that the Habs or Pens won it.

Why does everybody keep saying that to me whenever I post in here?

Cause, we're wondering what they hell you are doing here?

A List of 10 Famous Players who wore # 9 on their sweater

1 Glenn Anderson
2. Shayne Corson
3. Doug Gilmour
4. Adam Graves
5. Brett Hull
6. Bobby Hull
7. Gordie Howe
8. Pau Kariya
9. Lanny McDonald
10. Mike Modano

No Pascal Dupuis? wtf.

A list of Goalie's who have scored a goal

Billy Smith
Ron Hextall
Chris Osgood,
Martin Brodeur
Jose Theodore
Damian Rhodes
Evgeni Nabokov
Mika Noronen
Chris Mason

You have to find a place for the Rocket on that list.



A List Of Teams who Never Won the Stanley Cup (in Order of Team Age)

Los Angeles Kings 1967
St. Louis Blues 1967
Buffalo Sabres 1970
Vancouver Canucks 1970
Washington Capitals 1974
San Jose Sharks 1991
Ottawa Senators 1992
Florida Panthers 1993
Phoenix Coyotes 1996 (Jets didn't win either from '79-96)
Nashville Predators 1998
Atlanta Thrashers 1999
Columbus Blue Jackets 2000
Minnesota Wild 2000

I think Corson should offer to give up his spot. And OBVIOUSLY I wasn't serious about Dupuis

Top Ten Six Reasons for Why I'm Here

10.
9.
8.
7.
6. strategy
5. I'm bored.
4. I like internet drama.
3. I like hockey. In fact, I used to go to about 10-15 games a year when I lived in a place that actually had an NHL team.
2. The rest of the forum is dead.
1. serge

.

My 10 Favourite Things About This Forum:

10. That finally someone starting counting down from 10 to 1 in this thread.
9. The famous poker player who posts on here. (you know, Mr. 11th best limit poker player in the world circa 2008)
8. Green Eggs n Ham, Matt Damon abs, and farting in elevators in front of pretty girls. Only Biatch.
7. The atmosphere in this place when the drama is put aside.
6. I get the feeling sometimes that all the crap from the other forums gets filtered, and we only get the best of FCP. i.e., SBriand's Subway-Chips Dilemna. Gold Jerry, Gold!
5. RTE, and the high level of degenerates found here. It's so nice to be in a place where you can go, and troubles are all the same..
4. Constant references to Vegas. And the best writeups are usually either from Vegas,($5000 win by untilted with zach+ray+I there) or based on much of the non-hockey talk around here.
3. That I feel like I have hockey correspondents in many major markets. Got a Blackhawks question? Ask Davey. Spezza pissing you off? Ask Fenxis. Not sure who's starting for Detroit.....well, you get the point. This is why RTE should have worked....I still say we got something there.
2. How some of you are nothing like your forum "personna" in real life!
1. 1 Forum, 2 Hockey Pools.

FYI, Toews practiced with the team today, still waiting for word on if he will suit up tomorrow vs Coyotes.

Now your just reporting before I even ask about said player.

I love you.

this is so true...Belanger is one of the smartest hockey minds in LA.

People That Are More Insane Than Serge

10. Britney Spears
9. Tammy Faye Bakker
8. Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
7. Serge
6. The vagrant you see on the TTC that pisses in the pay newspaper box, meaning it cost him a quarter to do it.
5. George W. Bush
4. All of Michael Jackson's doctors
3. Margot Kidder
2. Reverend Sun Yung Moon
1. All of the FCP posters who try to convince the leaf's most loyal fan that he is nuts.

Questions Asked Upon Making a Hockey Forum List

10. Is this the guy who I complimented earlier?
9. Is this a joke at my expense?
8. Who else is on the list?
7. Is this a good list to be on?
6. Wait, what did Lois Lane do?
5. Whoa, I'm not sure I needed to see those pictures of Margot Kidder.
4. Lois Lane in the TV show Smallville is pretty hot.
3. Those aren't really questions.
2. Do I still want to post this?
1. Really?

bolded the ones who have scored on the power play

Can't take off Lanny McDonald...mustache is sexy IMO



Define "Trumped"



Now let's get Hossa in a game and win the Cup!



Nice. Tip 'o the visor Sir.

fyp

Things or People that have less hair than Chris

Cantaloupe
Telly Savalas
Golf ball
Coke bottle
Mark Messier
Bag of Chips
Stanley Cup

I'm not sure about that. I opened a bag of chips the other day that had gone moldy, and they had quite a bit of hair..

Top Women Sportscasters eating Hot Dog

1. a http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/arc...ewssandwich.bmp


1. b I got Video

fetish of mine

Cant believe Iam on page 3 and nothing sexual about any of your list. Shame.

Top 15 Big Busted Asian girls. Not work safe if you have a boss or customers within viewing area, also this post just cost me 2000 chips in a tourney as I raised accidently with 7-4 off and got reraised and had to fold.

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/10/26/the-15-...japanese-babes/

I really really like that you thought of Bag of Chips after Mark Messier.

Bet you can't pop just one! I hate that fucker. I hate him so much I actually went to the trouble of going around the swear filter.

Things That Got Me Interested in Hockey

3. NHLPA Hockey '93 for Sega Genesis
2. Rangers vs Devils 1994
1. Mark Messier

94 was better. Just saying.




Best Romantic Comedies

5. Juno
4. Punch Drunk Love
3. About a Boy
2. Lars and the Real Girl
1. 40 Year Old Virgin

Bigger Douche bags than Mark Messier: