This thread is a place to discuss and appreciate internet junk. The supposed crap we find in spam threads, junk mail, and the other parts of the net which many toss-aside without a care. The flotsam and jetsam of our medium. I understand why these threads are deleted. Most are created by half-human cyborgs for nefarious purposes. But seen from another perspective the language is poetry, small bits of meaning stitched together from our unconscious. This is hopefully a place we can save these items for our reflection.

I'll start us off with this gem from last night, posted by our colleague Alexey.

Title: How To Find Code To Game Farm 3.
Subtitle: The whole Google searched, working crack hack to mini-game Farm F



Alexey searched the entire Google before finally and desperately coming to us for help.

As brvheart noticed, he even took the time to set up an avatar:



Note the clever use of underline to obscure where the links were. Nice work, Alexey.

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Rules for this thread: please remove any links and email addresses from your specimens.

Yes!

I'll contribute.

This guy seems to like to try and determine what makes us tick. He posts what looks like inconsequential minutiae but in reality he is deeply analyzing every response for further insight. Your junk is his treasure. He's quite odd. Also, blue.

Yes!

I'm not pointing fingers but someone above me posted a link...



Here is a recent Email that I will be saving for a raining day when I need the money:


the tip off that it was a scam is their 6-9 days to process a refund....Not on this planet bub

oh I thought this part might tip you off

Did anyone else notice that our favorite pan-forum evangelitroll bumped his own thread with a mere: about a week ago?

read this in a car review:

"Like any other Toyota vehicles that I have owned, this one is no exception."

Everytime i see this topic title I think of the movie Rock Star and the song that goes something like "This next song ......I would like to dedicate to some one who when i first met .........ripped my heart out............ and put it through a bloody blender!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En1-lEOmcjU...player_embedded

thats sexy!

Yes!



I didn't find this one to be particularly poetic.

god damn it. they deleted it too quick.

But it does have some nice details, like her avatar:



And formatted signature!



I am particularly intrigued by "Oriptnipttyptos".

I want to know where FranceJal is.