No surprise at #1 as the Big M's defense is in a class of it's own, and the forwards aren't too bad either:

1. The Big M's
Forwards: 2
Defense: 1
Goal: 7
+/-: 1
Total: 11

2. Red Ravens
Forwards: 7
Defense: 4
Goal: 1
+/-: 4
Total: 16

3. Cheap Thieves
Forwards: 1
Defense: 9
Goal: 7
+/-: 2
Total: 19

3. ShortStackers
Forwards: 3
Defense: 7
Goal: 6
+/-: 3
Total: 19

5. Shoot Loose
Forwards: 8
Defense: 3
Goal: 7
+/-: 6
Total: 24

6. Screamin' Eagles
Forwards: 4
Defense: 7
Goal: 12
+/-: 5
Total: 28

7. Purple Hearts
Forwards: 13
Defense: 4
Goal: 7
+/-: 8
Total: 32

8. Swackers
Forwards: 11
Defense: 12
Goal: 2
+/-: 8
Total: 33

9. Ingmen
Forwards: 8
Defense: 6
Goal: 13
+/-: 7
Total: 34

10. Greaseballs
Forwards: 15
Defense: 9
Goal: 2
+/-: 12
Total: 38

11. Underdogs
Forwards: 14
Defense: 11
Goal: 2
+/-: 12
Total: 39

12. Puck Warfare
Forwards: 12
Defense: 2
Goal: 17
+/-: 10
Total: 41

13. Canadian Gothic
Forwards: 5
Defense: 12
Goal: 20
+/-: 10
Total: 47

14. Ravag
Forwards: 10
Defense: 14
Goal: 13
+/-: 12
Total: 49

15. Steelheads
Forwards: 6
Defense: 19
Goal: 16
+/-: 10
Total: 51

16. Whalers
Forwards: 20
Defense: 15
Goal: 2
+/-: 17
Total: 54

17. Mustangs
Forwards: 15
Defense: 17
Goal: 13
+/-: 16
Total: 61

18. Magically Delicious
Forwards: 19
Defense: 20
Goal: 7
+/-: 20
Total: 66

19. Smokin' T-Birds
Forwards: 18
Defense: 15
Goal: 19
+/-: 18
Total: 70

20. PK Dealers
Forwards: 15
Defense: 17
Goal: 20
+/-: 19
Total: 71

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Um so I'm not the worst team in the AHL?

No, you're the worst. It's just that your goalies don't suck and that makes you higher in the power rankings than your team really is since Daniel's power rankings over value goalies.

W00t. Tied for 3rd.

My team is bad, but I don't think I'm actually the worst team in the AHL.

There are 5 teams with a shot at being the worst for this year. Of those 5 your team has by far the brightest future.

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Brightest future as in most good young assets with the chance to become good in the medium term.

HEY!

Dont just look at the players on the roster, sometimes you gotta look at the management too to see the future.

Blah..... skewed stats....

Cheap Thieves: 3rd Overall in the power rankings.
Steelheads: 15 overall in the rankings


But in the standings where it counts, the Steelheads are one point behind the thieves, and that one point came from an OTL to.... cheap thieves. Sounds like two teams that are very close in reality.

But, of course, 52% of all statistics are made up..

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When we include game 11 in the rankings I'll move up because Vancouver only allowed 1 goal and I got production from my D

And you will STILL just be that one OTL point ahead of me......

That's a temporary mirage and deep down you know that. You'll be 10 points behind before you know it.

Including game 11 I'm:

1st Forwards
6th Defense
4th Goal
2nd +-

I'm still almost last in the power rankings. Fourth overall in the league though. Online power rankings are rigged, obv...

looks like Im a lock for the finals. everyone knows goaltending wins in the playoffs!

I don't think it applies to this type of scenario though. I mean sure you can have good goaltending, to prevent the negative points. But you still need your forwards and D to score some points.

yeah, ummm, I was being sarcastic.

I have no fantasies about the playoffs, let alone making it past anyone if I somehow got there.

The Magically Delicious will crush you in the loser bowl.

You can do whatever you want in the toilet bowl.

Just win some damn regular season games and let me finish last.

Daniel, you have 2 teams ranked 12th in Defense, are there supposed to be ties in this system?

Actually, looking closer there are several ties in the Defense....

The 16th best team in the AHL according to the 'Cheap Thieves POWER Rankings' has run off a league leading five wins in a row, and is now sitting comfortably in fourth place in the AHL. League Commissioner Daniel Negreanu declined comment, although his office did issue a statement saying that Mr. Negreanu agreed wholeheartedly with everything Jeffrey Pollock said.....