K, here's the deal, 2009/2010 will be full of stories and silly bets.

Starting Bankroll: $250

NCAA Football

Houston @ Tulane (+17.0) Risk $100 to win $90.91
Arkansas @ Florida (-24.0) Risk $40 to win $36.36

Parlay
Houston @ Tulane (+17.0)
Arkansas @ Florida (-24.0)
USC @ Notre Dame (+10.0)
Risk $20 to win $119.96

Stories of the Week:

Sorry this is so long first of all.

My roomate and I are watching the Rainmaker one night. It's the one with Matt Damon as a lawyer who sues insurance companies if you didn't know. Anyways, there is one scene where he is without a shirt and just looks jacked (no, this isn't a homo story). Anyways he has a 6 pack that is very toned (again, totally non a homo story, not that there isn't anything wrong with that), but then my roomate and I decide to have a challenge to see who can be in better shape. We decide to have the "Matt Damon" Challenge, which basically means the first one to get a 6 pack as visible as Matt Damons. We're both pretty fit, but neither of us have a visible 6 pack.

I play a lot of sports, ultimate twice a week, rock climbing, and hockey twice a week, but I just don't eat healthy enough, which obviously kills me. I'm not fat, but I do have a belly, so I just need to work on getting out the belly. So my strategy to win this is basically to run every morning, then the gym for 30 minutes for weight training before everyday of work. Then on the weekend, I'll be progressively going on longer runs. From what I've read, pretty much everyone has abs, the trick is just that everyone has fat so it isn't visible. So the best way to remove that is obviously through cardio and a healthy diet.

Anyways, so then the other day I'm drinking with some people after work. I decide it would be cool to tell this girl about the Matt Damon Challenge. Ugh, not a good idea, didn't work well at all. Not only was she not impressed, but now I think she thinks I'm either a) a homo or a complete deutschebag. I don't really know which option is a better role to take, as I think neither really will get me anywhere. I'll need to think about it.

Then... yesterday I'm drinking at like noonish with some work peeps. Anyways I'm drunk around 4pm, then I leave to the washroom but leave my iphone at the table out of forgetfullness. And serge sends me a text of like something about the magically delicious. And it's the same girl who I told about the Matt Damon Challenge, so now I think she thinks I'm option a, as I have challenges about Matt Damon's physique, and then this guy named Serge is text messaging me about how I'm Magically Delicious.

So yeah that was the past few days. My goals in the next 3 weeks is to get this account up to $2000, and win the Matt Damon Challenge, I'm off to have a run. I'll google map it later to find out what the distance was, and to tell anybody about stupid stories that might happen along the way.

Lol. Everyone is wondering why I m staring at my iPhone and laughing hysterically

Awesome!

I'm so glad this thread is back!

1st story delivers.

It's pretty impossible to spin Magically Delicious to sound cool in a normal social situation.

So I'm pretty sure I got every single game wrong, barf. Going to go all in on the NHL tonight.

Everything points to Detroit getting upset tonight by hot Colorado, and with Franzen and Datysuk out, it doesn't sound much better. But they just got blown out by Buffalo and I think they come back with a vengeance, biatch style.

Colorado @ Detroit (-1.5)

Risk $90 to win $144

get runkeeper for your iphone

What is runkeeper?

It will keep a log of your runs and map them and post them on a site to keep track. My dad uses it to track his 5K runs and he has linked me to his runkeeper info and it tracks everything you want it to and uses the GPS. I use Nike+ which is cool as well but it doesn't map your runs, just tracks your stride.

Sick, thanks dude, you're pretty fly for a white guy.

Biatch runs very bad today

Story of the Day:

No bets today, taking a little break from that right now. Ray's post kind of set me that way, the swings are just a little too crazy and I'm just going to take a break for a little bit. Not really sure if I'll get into it or not.

Anyways, this story really has nothing to do with social interaction like my previous post, it has more to do with my gastrointestinal tract. So like in my previous post, I'm on the Matt Damon challenge, so I no longer eat bad. I've been eating very healthy this past week. No more fast food, no more take out, I don't even eat that much meat lately. Anyways, for lunch for the week, I have been having a whole grain pita filled with white beans, tuna, tomato, and cabbage, and then I also have a side of garden salad with no dressing (bc, I hate dressing). Then I snack on trailmix during the day and one orange, which I divide into 8 slices, so I it's like 8 seperate snacks throughout the day.

ANYWAYS... it tastes great, keeps me full... but man I guess just because I have been eating a lot of fibre lately, since everything I eat is whole wheat now, and also the white beans in the pita everyday, man do I ever get the shits a lot during the day. Like every f*cking hour, I have to take a poo. It's so annoying to have to poo like every hour. Like before, I used to enjoy taking washroom breaks every hour, just so I can wander to Starbuck or visit people on other floors, or maybe just to pee. But having to take a dump every single hour for the past two days is getting pretty depressing. Like I want to cry when I poo now and it just isn't fun.

I've read up online, and the best thing is just to either stop eating so much fibre, or keep doing it and hopefully my gastrointestinal track gets used to it. Anyways, I'm going to keep doing it, because I need to win this f*cking Matt Damon Challenge, but I just hope my gastrointestinal track grows some balls and starts acting more like a man and not crying every frickin hour.

Looolz. You'll always be #2 in my books.

Welcome to my world.

So I'm sitting at home eating some fruit loops sitting on my exercise ball, watching Sportscentre. I have curling later today at 1pm and some time to kill, so I decide to catch up on some fan mail. I check it out, same old fans, Rogers, VISA, OttawaHydro, parents, random friends in random countries. Anyways, so I'm going thru the VISA bill and notice aeroplan miles. And think hey, I didn't even know I had that, let's check it out, maybe I can fly somewhere. So I decide to check it out, on my computer to see if I can fly to Hawaii or something next weekend. I've never checked before though, so I have to call the call centre to get a PW for it.

So I call and sing a long to the Killers on the radio, while waiting for a call. Yeah I'm cool I know. So this old lady picked up, and goes thru most of the usual stuff, and was like, what is your e-mail address, I'll send it to you. I'm like uhhhh, biatch_17@hotmail.com. She is like what? I feel a little stupid, thinking she'll be laughing at me, but then she is like pardon? I'm like beeeyaaaatcccccch underscore one seven, @ hotmail.com. I could totally tell this old lady was judging me. She says, she'll send it out.

I wait like 5 minutes, still nothing. I call back and get this dude, and he's like yeah she put bitch_17@hotmail,com, I'm like no, I'm not a bitch_17, I'm biatch_17@hotmail.com. The dude starts laughing. Ugh, FML. Then he is like yeah I'll send it out.

What a fun Sunday morning.

So whoever has bitch_17@hotmail.com is on their way to Hawaii as we speak.

I do now.

K, bitches I'm off to curling. Anyone who wants to watch big time curling, I'll be @ the Ottawa Curling Club on O'Connor St. A lot of big time curlers there like Craig Savill, Jean-Michel Menard, John Morris, and Ottawa Biatch. Game time is 1pm. Later bitches, ttyl

I've heard of JM Menard, but not the other guys.

John Morris is the third for Kevin Martin. In a couple years if Martin ever retires, I think John Morris will be the skip.