"Was her vagine like wizard sleeve?"



Glad you had a good time, nhlfan!

exactly.

i love that movie so much.

"Al - you've got something stuck in the corner of your mouth.... no, the other side.." [half a banana falls to the table] "... you got it."


hahahaha

In the old days, that might've been a triple. Cracks me up.



Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!

Awesome.



I also like that movie.

How old are the each of you?


I just can't figure out how someone who just used the word Hiney, is dating a woman with kids.

I also think there were pictures promised one way or another.

UHm ... like everyone else has said ... probably should have skipped the kid meeting till later and probably should skip the whole holiday with the family thing too, but to cancel now would mean no more innuendos on the forum. Tow questions just randomly thrown:

1) Is she divorced as well? If so how long since the breakup. If not divorced, how long has the dad been out of the picture?

2) how old are the kids?

glad you had fun. there's nothing like a woman to make a man feel euphoric.

Well that and a nice scotch. Well also taking E, having a night on coke, tripping on acid, playing cards ...

Drugs, Drinking, Women ... the three things are indeed Man's Ruin. (and sometimes a woman's ruin AMIRITE)

Been away on bidness for a few days. Things still going good, talking a bunch still, so we'll see how it goes next week. Yeah, hiney is a pretty crappy word, but I didn't feel like typing a$$ and I'm way to lazy to figure out how to do the whole "unblock swear words" thing. So there, she has an AMAZING A$$!!!!! For those wanting details on the sex, put it this way, ANYTHING that I could possibly want to do, not only would she LET me, she WANTED me to! Her and I click on the sex stuff perfectly. She likes what I like, and what I don't think of, she comes up with, and vice-versa, it's like we were feeding off of each other. Let's just say that extremerestraint.com is going to be getting a lot of my money this holiday season, lol!!!

Oh.

Well then.

over/under on the :

I am going to be a father
I am getting married

posts

90 days

Just type "ass."

Alternatively: just type, ass.

Shit.

I'm just trying to make a point. You don't have to celebrate it.

Well, the father thing I don't have to worry about since she had a hysterectomy about 3 years ago. Gotta love what hormone replacement therapy does for a woman's sex drive, lol.

Can we get some goddamn pics of you two love birds?

Does this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos?

whoa whoa whoa

lol. good point.




so, s and m, anal, threesome with her friend, double penetration etc?



lolololol



hey! speak for yourself!

It's probably closer to thousands, but whatever.......

nhlfan: proving that "lol" at the end of certain sentences can be extraordinarily creepy.

you carry that parachute with you everywhere, don't you.

Word of advice: Never slap a girl in the face when your dick is in her mouth.

Yeah, but only hundreds of us are weirdos...




This is just fantastic.




I don't get this, but I'm certain it is accurate.

joey jo jo junior shabbado does.

I bet speedz ninety-nine does too.

I do!

Wonderful reference.

Sadly, I do.

Cockballs.

So, are you married and adopting her kids yet?

LOL, not yet. Still seeing each other every or every other weekend (I live in DC, she lives in Ohio). She has a year and a half of med school left, and my kids and ex live here, so I have no plans on moving. Just a regular, long distance relationship, but with the most amazing, fun sex I've ever had.

pics?

She uses the internet to pick up recently divorced men so she can have freaky sex with them. I wouldn't be so sure you want to see pics.

Bazinga!

I'm sorry, I didn't know about your divorce. I'd still like pics though.

Haha. This alter should have been created a long time ago.